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Artifact Creature — Golem

Defender {2}, {T}, Sacrifice a land: Draw a card and create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Sorcery — Lesson

Exile target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a 3/2 red and white Spirit creature token.

Artifact Creature — Golem

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets only this creature, you may pay {2}. If you do, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Creature — Human Wizard

When this creature enters, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand. That creature's owner can't cast spells with the same name as that creature until your next turn.

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+7 until end of turn. Untap it.

Creature — Cat

Other Cats you control get +1/+1 and have lifelink. (Damage dealt by those creatures also causes you to gain that much life.) When this creature enters, create two 1/1 white Cat creature tokens with lifelink.

Creature — Dinosaur

Other Dinosaurs you control get +1/+1.

Creature — Dinosaur Cat

Mutate {1}{R/W}{R/W} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Whenever this creature mutates, other creatures you control get +2/+1 until end of turn.

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If it's an enchantment creature or legendary creature, instead put a +1/+1 counter on it and it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature — Dinosaur

Other Dinosaurs you control have haste. When this creature enters, create a 3/3 green Dinosaur creature token with trample.

Sorcery

Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery

Replicate—Pay {E}{E}{E}. (When you cast this spell, copy it for each time you paid its replicate cost. You may choose new targets for the copies.) Reiterating Bolt deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Defender When this creature enters, target player mills three cards. (They put the top three cards of their library into their graveyard.) {3}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.

Instant

Counter target creature or planeswalker spell unless its controller pays {3}. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.

Instant

Counter target spell. If that spell's mana value was 3 or less, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Sorcery

Untap all creatures that attacked this turn. After this main phase, there is an additional combat phase followed by an additional main phase.

Artifact

Whenever you cast an instant, sorcery, or Wizard spell, put a charge counter on this artifact. {2}, {T}, Remove all charge counters from this artifact: It deals that much damage to target creature.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +1/+1. If it's a Warrior, it gets +2/+1 instead. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact Creature — Golem

This creature can't attack or block unless an opponent has eight or more cards in their graveyard. {2}, {T}: Target player mills two cards. (They put the top two cards of their library into their graveyard.)

Creature — Spirit Monkey

First strike At the beginning of each end step, if a card left your graveyard this turn, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature — Goblin Rogue

Haste Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player creates a 0/1 colorless Goblin Construct artifact creature token with "This token can't block" and "At the beginning of your upkeep, this token deals 1 damage to you."

Creature — Human Soldier

Renown 1 (When this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it becomes renowned.) When this creature becomes renowned, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature — Sloth Beast

Vigilance Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Artifact

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Draw a card. As long as you control a Cleric, this artifact has "Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life."

Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Tap an untapped legendary creature you control: Add one mana of any color.

Instant

Until end of turn, target artifact or creature becomes a Dinosaur artifact creature with base power and toughness 4/3 in addition to its other types.

Legendary Creature — Human Knight

Flying, haste If a spell would deal damage to you or another permanent you control, prevent that damage. If a spell would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 1 instead.

Instant

Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it into its owner's hand instead of into that player's graveyard. Draw a card.

Sorcery

Choose one or both — • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. • Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Spirit Cleric

Flying Sacrifice this creature: Exile target player's graveyard.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U}. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Legendary Enchantment Creature — Demigod

Renata's power is equal to your devotion to green. (Each {G} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to green.) Each other creature you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.

Sorcery

Remove up to five counters from target permanent. Draw a card.

Instant

This spell can't be countered. Rending Volley deals 4 damage to target white or blue creature.

Artifact

This artifact enters tapped. {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Target creature can't block this turn. Draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

Flash When Renet enters, return each other nonland permanent that entered this turn to its owner's hand.

Instant

You gain 6 life. Cycling {1}{W} ({1}{W}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, you may gain 2 life.

Creature — Human Artificer

{T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells or activate abilities of artifacts. {U}, {T}: Search your library for a card named Heart-Piercer Bow or Vial of Dragonfire, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Return target artifact, enchantment, or planeswalker card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Create a tapped Powerstone token. (It's an artifact with "{T}: Add {C}. This mana can't be spent to cast a nonartifact spell.")

Instant

Return target nonland permanent with mana value X to its owner's hand. Draw a card.

Instant

Choose one — • Exile target creature with power 4 or greater. • Exile target enchantment.

Creature — Moonfolk Artificer

Flying Whenever a nontoken artifact you control enters, you may pay {1}{U}. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that artifact.

Creature — Zombie

Exploit (When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a creature.) When this creature exploits a creature, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant

Return target spell to its owner's hand. Draw a card.