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Creature — Sliver

Sliver creatures you control get +2/+0.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature blocks, this enchantment deals 1 damage to that creature's controller.

Creature — Bird Wizard

Kicker {R} (You may pay an additional {R} as you cast this spell.) Flying When this creature enters, if it was kicked, discard your hand, then draw two cards.

Creature — Vampire

When this creature enters, if an opponent lost life this turn, create a 1/1 black Bat creature token with flying.

Instant

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn if {W} was spent to cast this spell. Each player loses 1 life for each attacking creature they control if {B} was spent to cast this spell. (Do both if {W}{B} was spent.)

Creature — Bird

Flying, vigilance

Creature — Plant Dog

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or pay {3}.

Sorcery

Beacon Bolt deals damage to target creature equal to the total number of instant and sorcery cards you own in exile and in your graveyard. Jump-start (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile this card.)

Instant

Target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains hexproof until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Enchantment Creature — Human Monk

{5}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target enchantment creature. It gains trample until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Boar Rhino Mutant

Whenever Bebop & Rocksteady attack or block, sacrifice a permanent unless you discard a card.

Instant

Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for {1}.) Target creature gets +6/+6 until end of turn.

Instant

Destroy target artifact, creature, or planeswalker.

Creature — Devil Horror

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) When this creature enters, discard your hand, then draw three cards.

Creature — Devil Horror

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) When this creature enters, discard your hand, then draw three cards.

Creature — Human Citizen

Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, draw a card and put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain

Flying {1}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Instant

Target creature gets -4/-0 until end of turn. Draw a card.

Creature — Human Wizard

{T}: Gain control of target creature with power less than or equal to the number of creatures you control.

Legendary Creature — Demon Noble

Flying Prince of Chaos — When Be'lakor enters, you draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the number of Demons you control. Lord of Torment — Whenever another Demon you control enters, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Creature — Human Knight

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Whenever this creature attacks, other Knights you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Creature — Vampire

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Creature — Vampire

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Creature — Dinosaur

Trample Whenever another Dinosaur you control enters, you may have this creature's base power become equal to that creature's power until end of turn.

Creature — Dinosaur

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control.

Creature — Human Noble

Lifelink This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater.

Creature — Human Soldier

Banding (Any creatures with banding, and up to one without, can attack in a band. Bands are blocked as a group. If any creatures with banding you control are blocking or being blocked by a creature, you divide that creature's combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it's being blocked by or is blocking.)

Creature — Phyrexian Human Soldier

Kicker {B} (You may pay an additional {B} as you cast this spell.) When this creature enters, if it was kicked, each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Sorcery

Each player separates all nontoken lands they control into two piles. For each player, one of their piles is chosen by one of their opponents of their choice. Destroy all lands in the chosen piles. Tap all lands in the other piles.

Creature — Unicorn

If a spell would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage minus 1 to that permanent or player instead.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When enchanted creature dies, you draw two cards.

Creature — Human Warrior

When this creature dies, create a 1/1 white Human Warrior creature token.

Legendary Creature — Spirit Dragon

Flying, lifelink At the beginning of your end step, put a number of +1/+1 counters on up to one other target creature you control equal to the amount of life you gained this turn. Return up to one target creature card with mana value less than or equal to the amount of life you lost this turn from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Legendary Creature — Spirit Dragon

Flying At the beginning of your end step, if creatures you control have total toughness 10 or greater, draw a card. Then if creatures you control have total toughness 20 or greater, untap each creature you control. Then if creatures you control have total toughness 40 or greater, each opponent loses half their life, rounded up.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or enchantment or pay {2}. Betrayer's Bargain deals 5 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Legendary Creature — God

As long as your life total is less than or equal to half your starting life total, Bhaal has indestructible. Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and goad it.

Legendary Creature — God

As long as your life total is less than or equal to half your starting life total, Bhaal has indestructible. Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and goad it.

Legendary Creature — God

As long as your life total is less than or equal to half your starting life total, Bhaal has indestructible. Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and goad it.

Artifact Creature — Construct

When this creature enters, choose up to one — • Target creature becomes prepared. (Only creatures with prepare spells can become prepared.) • Target creature becomes unprepared.

Creature — Human Rebel Assassin

When this creature enters, destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. It can't be regenerated. Madness {B} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains reach until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. (A creature with reach can block creatures with flying.)

Legendary Creature — Halfling Rogue

When Bilbo enters or leaves the battlefield, the Ring tempts you. Whenever Bilbo deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.

Instant

Destroy target creature.

Creature — Goblin Assassin

When this creature dies, put a -1/-1 counter on up to one target creature.

Legendary Creature — Horse

When Bill the Pony enters, create two Food tokens. (They're artifacts with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Sacrifice a Food: Until end of turn, target creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Whenever enchanted creature is dealt damage, this Aura deals that much damage to that creature's controller.

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. If you do, they discard it. Otherwise, you may put a face-up exiled card they own into their graveyard.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls. II — Search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. III — Creatures you control gain deathtouch until end of turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. It deals damage to you equal to its power. Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Creature — Hydra Mutant

Trample This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each loyalty counter on planeswalkers you control. Whenever one or more loyalty counters are put on planeswalkers you control, put that many +1/+1 counters on this creature.