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Creature — Zombie Cat

When this creature dies, target opponent discards a card at random.

Creature — Human Knight

First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.) Protection from white (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything white.)

Creature — Cat Rogue

At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 2 damage to you for each Treasure you control. {T}: Create a Treasure token.

Sorcery

Put X -1/-1 counters on each creature. Shuffle Black Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.

Artifact

As this artifact enters, choose an opponent. At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, this artifact deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.

Legendary Creature — Wizard

Flying, deathtouch Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Black Waltz No. 3 deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Creature — Human Knight

Flash When this creature enters, target Knight gains deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn.

Instant

Target permanent gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. If it's an artifact creature, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Creature — Human Rogue

Spectacle {2}{B} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.) When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to you and you draw a card.

Creature — Phyrexian Human Artificer

When this creature enters, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token. Golems you control have first strike.

Artifact — Equipment

For Mirrodin! (When this Equipment enters, create a 2/2 red Rebel creature token, then attach this to it.) Whenever this Equipment becomes attached to a creature, for as long as this Equipment remains attached to it, you may have that creature become a copy of another target creature you control. Equip {2}

Creature — Fox Ninja

Ninjutsu {3}{W} ({3}{W}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) Double strike

Creature — Sliver

Hellbent — As long as you have no cards in hand, Sliver creatures you control have "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker."

Instant

Target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. Draw a card.

Creature — Phyrexian Warrior

Menace Equipment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. Activated abilities of Equipment you control that target this creature cost {1} less to activate.

Artifact Creature — Griffin

Flying Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target nonland permanent of that player's choice that one of your opponents controls.

Artifact — Equipment

For Mirrodin! (When this Equipment enters, create a 2/2 red Rebel creature token, then attach this to it.) Equip abilities you activate of other Equipment cost {1} less to activate. Equipped creature has double strike. Equip {3}{R}{W}

Creature — Zombie Soldier

Other Zombies you control get +1/+0.

Legendary Creature — Zombie Dragon

Flying When Bladewing enters, you may return target Dragon permanent card from your graveyard to the battlefield. {B}{R}: Dragon creatures get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each Forest you control.

Sorcery

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield. Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

Land

This land enters with a charge counter on it. {T}: Add {C}. {X}{X}, {T}: Put X charge counters on this land. {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy each nonland permanent with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on this land.

Sorcery

For each opponent, gain control of target permanent that player controls.

Instant

Target creature gets +3/+1 until end of turn. Exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.

Creature — Elemental

When this creature dies, it deals X damage to target creature, where X is 3 plus the amount of damage dealt to this creature this turn by other sources named Blazing Effigy.

Creature — Elemental Dog

{1}, Sacrifice another creature: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Creature — Lizard

{R}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn. Madness {0} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 for each opponent you have. Whenever equipped creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any target. Equip {4}

Instant

Target creature gets -13/-13 until end of turn. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Enchantment

At the beginning of combat on your turn, creatures you control gain flying until end of turn if a creature card in your graveyard has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, and vigilance.

Land

This land enters tapped unless a player has 13 or less life. {T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Instant

Escalate {2} (Pay this cost for each mode chosen beyond the first.) Choose one or more — • Target player gains 4 life. • Untap up to two target creatures. • Target opponent sacrifices an attacking creature of their choice.

Instant

Target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains lifelink until end of turn. When that creature dies this turn, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Enchantment

Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to you and creatures you control. Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters, create a 2/2 white Unicorn creature token.

Instant

You gain 1 life. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Snow Sorcery

Distribute X +1/+1 counters among any number of creatures you control, where X is the amount of {S} spent to cast this spell. Then draw a card for each creature you control with power 4 or greater.

Sorcery

Destroy target creature. All creatures get -3/-3 until end of turn.

Creature — Eldrazi Processor

When you cast this spell, you may put two cards your opponents own from exile into their owners' graveyards. If you do, create three 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Enchantment

Attacking Pests you control get +1/+0 and have menace. Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life."

Creature — Phyrexian

Defender {2}{B}, {T}: Each opponent loses X life, where X is the number of creatures with defender you control.

Creature — Beast

When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is your devotion to black. (Each {B} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to black.)

Creature — Phyrexian Rat

Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.) When this creature dies, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {3}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: You gain 2 life for each creature you control.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {3}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Blightning deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker. That player or that planeswalker's controller discards two cards.

Creature — Dog

Double strike Teleport — {3}{W}: This creature phases out. (Treat it and anything attached to it as though they don't exist until your next turn.)