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Creature — Ooze

When this creature enters, create a 2/2 green Ooze creature token. At the beginning of your end step, put a +1/+1 counter on each Ooze you control. {1}{G}{G}{G}: Create a 2/2 green Ooze creature token.

Sorcery

Distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two, or three target creatures, then double the number of +1/+1 counters on each of those creatures.

Creature — Merfolk Performer

Whenever Bioluminary deals combat damage to a player, you get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Creature — Human Wizard

When this creature enters, create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put a +1/+1 counter on each Fractal you control.

Creature — Insect Artificer

When this creature enters, create a Lander token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.") {8}: Draw two cards and create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card for each modified creature you control." (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.) Equip {2}

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card for each modified creature you control." (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.) Equip {2}

Creature — Ooze

Oozes you control get +1/+1. At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control a commander, create a token that's a copy of this creature.

Creature — Bird

Flying {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature — Bird

Flying {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Sorcery

Draw a card. The Ring tempts you.

Artifact

{4}, {T}: Create a 2/2 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling. (It is every creature type.)

Creature — Vampire Cleric

Vigilance Whenever this creature attacks, you may return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Artifact

{1}, {T}: Look at the top card of your library. If it's a Bison card, you may put it onto the battlefield. If it's a creature card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. Otherwise, you may put it into your graveyard.

Instant

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker you don't control.

Creature — Human Ninja

Ninjutsu {2}{B} This creature enters with a menace counter on it. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a menace counter from it. When you do, that player reveals their hand and you choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card.

Creature — Human Ninja

Ninjutsu {2}{B} This creature enters with a menace counter on it. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a menace counter from it. When you do, that player reveals their hand and you choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {1}. If you do, scry 1, then draw a card.

Instant

This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a creature that was dealt damage this turn. Destroy target creature. Its controller loses 2 life.

Creature — Human Shaman

Deathtouch When this creature dies, you may search your library for a Curse card, put it onto the battlefield attached to target player, then shuffle.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. {1}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Creatures you control gain haste until end of turn.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay 3 life. Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Enchantment

Whenever you attack a player with one or more creatures with power 4 or greater, draw a card. Exhaust — {4}: Earthbend 4. Activate only during your turn. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put four +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped. Activate each exhaust ability only once.)

Instant

Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.) Bituminous Blast deals 4 damage to target creature.

Legendary Creature — Human

{T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Bjorna, Nightfall Alchemist deals 1 damage to target creature. Goad that creature. (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) Partner—Friends forever (You can have two commanders if both have this ability.)

Legendary Creature — Inhuman Noble Hero

Flying Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Black Bolt gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Lethal Voice — Whenever Black Bolt becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, destroy target nonland permanent that player controls.

Creature — Zombie Cat

When this creature dies, target opponent discards a card at random.

Creature — Human Knight

First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.) Protection from white (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything white.)

Creature — Human Knight

Flash When this creature enters, target Knight gains deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn.

Creature — Cat Rogue

At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 2 damage to you for each Treasure you control. {T}: Create a Treasure token.

Creature — Cat Rogue

At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 2 damage to you for each Treasure you control. {T}: Create a Treasure token.

Instant

Target permanent gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. If it's an artifact creature, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Instant

Target permanent gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. If it's an artifact creature, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Assassin Hero

Deathtouch Whenever a creature you control with deathtouch deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card and lose 1 life.

Creature — Sliver

Hellbent — As long as you have no cards in hand, Sliver creatures you control have "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker."

Creature — Fox Ninja

Ninjutsu {3}{W} ({3}{W}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) Double strike

Creature — Fox Ninja

Ninjutsu {3}{W} ({3}{W}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) Double strike

Instant

Target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. Draw a card.

Creature — Phyrexian Warrior

Menace Equipment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. Activated abilities of Equipment you control that target this creature cost {1} less to activate.

Artifact Creature — Griffin

Flying Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target nonland permanent of that player's choice that one of your opponents controls.

Creature — Human Cleric

Attacking creatures you control have double strike.

Artifact — Equipment

For Mirrodin! (When this Equipment enters, create a 2/2 red Rebel creature token, then attach this to it.) Equip abilities you activate of other Equipment cost {1} less to activate. Equipped creature has double strike. Equip {3}{R}{W}

Creature — Human Rogue

Spectacle {2}{B} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.) When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to you and you draw a card.

Artifact — Equipment

For Mirrodin! (When this Equipment enters, create a 2/2 red Rebel creature token, then attach this to it.) Whenever this Equipment becomes attached to a creature, for as long as this Equipment remains attached to it, you may have that creature become a copy of another target creature you control. Equip {2}

Artifact — Equipment

For Mirrodin! (When this Equipment enters, create a 2/2 red Rebel creature token, then attach this to it.) Whenever this Equipment becomes attached to a creature, for as long as this Equipment remains attached to it, you may have that creature become a copy of another target creature you control. Equip {2}

Creature — Phyrexian Human Artificer

When this creature enters, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token. Golems you control have first strike.

Legendary Creature — Zombie Dragon

Flying When Bladewing enters, you may return target Dragon permanent card from your graveyard to the battlefield. {B}{R}: Dragon creatures get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each Forest you control.

Sorcery

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield. Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

Creature — Beast

Shroud (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Fading 3 (This creature enters with three fade counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from it. If you can't, sacrifice it.)

Land

This land enters with a charge counter on it. {T}: Add {C}. {X}{X}, {T}: Put X charge counters on this land. {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy each nonland permanent with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on this land.

Land

This land enters with a charge counter on it. {T}: Add {C}. {X}{X}, {T}: Put X charge counters on this land. {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy each nonland permanent with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on this land.

Sorcery

For each opponent, gain control of target permanent that player controls.

Instant

Target creature gets +3/+1 until end of turn. Exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.

Creature — Elemental

When this creature dies, it deals X damage to target creature, where X is 3 plus the amount of damage dealt to this creature this turn by other sources named Blazing Effigy.