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Creature — Insect Beast

When this creature dies, create four 1/1 green Insect creature tokens.

Artifact

Whenever a creature you control with power equal to its toughness enters, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.

Creature — Human Wizard

Flying Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, target creature you control has base power 2 until end of turn.

Creature — Fungus Wizard

When this creature dies, create two 1/1 black Fungus creature tokens with "This token can't block."

Creature — Sliver

All Sliver creatures have vigilance.

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.

Creature — Human Cleric

Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay {W/B}. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)

Instant

Counter target creature or planeswalker spell. Create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Sorcery

Each other player sacrifices a creature. You create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token for each creature sacrificed this way.

Sorcery

Each other player discards a card. You draw a card for each card discarded this way.

Creature — Sliver

Sliver creatures you control have lifelink. (Damage dealt by a Sliver creature you control also causes you to gain that much life.)

Legendary Creature — Human Knight

When Syr Armont enters, create a Monster Role token attached to another target creature you control. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has trample.) Enchanted creatures you control get +1/+1.

Legendary Creature — Human Knight

Whenever Syr Carah or an instant or sorcery spell you control deals damage to a player, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. {T}: Syr Carah deals 1 damage to any target.

Legendary Creature — Human Knight

Whenever Syr Faren attacks, another target attacking creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is Syr Faren's power.

Legendary Creature — Human Knight

Deathtouch, lifelink Whenever Syr Vondam enters or attacks, other creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain deathtouch until end of turn.

Artifact

{T}: Put an oil counter on this artifact. {T}: Add {C}. Activate only if this artifact has two or more oil counters on it. {1}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if this artifact has five or more oil counters on it.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, mill a card. You may play that card this turn. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.) {T}: Add {R}. {T}: Add {R}{R}. Spend this mana only to cast instant and sorcery spells.

Artifact

Whenever an artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {1}. If you do, you gain 1 life.

Artifact

As this artifact enters, choose two colors. Whenever you cast a spell, if it's at least one of the chosen colors, you gain 1 life for each of the chosen colors it is.

Legendary Creature — Demon Cleric

Flying Taborax has lifelink as long as it has five or more +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Taborax. If that creature was a Cleric, you may draw a card. If you do, you lose 1 life.

Legendary Creature — Human Monk

Reach Tadeas has hexproof unless it's attacking. Whenever a creature you control with reach attacks, untap it and it can't be blocked by creatures with greater power this combat. Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Human Monk

Flurry — Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, copy it, then exile the spell you cast with four time counters on it. If it doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend. (At the beginning of its owner's upkeep, they remove a time counter. When the last is removed, they may play it without paying its mana cost. If it's a creature, it has haste.)

Legendary Creature — Human Monk

Instant, sorcery, and Dragon spells you control can't be countered. Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand, if Taigam attacked this turn, that spell gains rebound. (Exile the spell as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast that card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Sorcery

Surveil 5. (Look at the top five cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {W} or {B}. Activate only if you control a Swamp.

Instant

Draw two cards. Then discard a card unless there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard.

Instant

Exile the top card of your library. You may put that card into your hand unless it has the same name as another card exiled this way. Repeat this process until you put a card into your hand or you exile two cards with the same name, whichever comes first.

Instant

Destroy target artifact or creature. If its mana value was 4 or less, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

Haste Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.) Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to other creatures you control. {R}{W}: Tajic gains first strike until end of turn.

Creature — Cat Soldier

When this creature enters, you may pay {X}. If you do, search your library for an Equipment card with mana value X or less, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Creature — Elf Rogue

Deathtouch

Creature — Elf

Tajuru Paragon is also a Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, and Wizard. Kicker {3} When this creature enters, if it was kicked, reveal the top six cards of your library. You may put a card that shares a creature type with it from among them into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Sorcery

Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Take Inventory in your graveyard.

Legendary Creature — Human Samurai

Bushido 2 (Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.) Each other Samurai creature you control gets +1/+1 for each point of bushido it has.

Legendary Land

{T}: Add {B}. Channel — {3}{B}, Discard this card: Mill three cards, then return a creature or planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.

Instant

Target creature gets -1/-0 until end of turn. It gets -4/-0 until end of turn instead if you control an outlaw. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws.) Draw a card.

Instant

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains lifelink and indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {R} or {W}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {U} or {R}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {G} or {W}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Creature — Astartes Warrior

Lifelink The Seven-fold Chant — At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. If seven or more creatures died this turn, instead you draw seven cards and you lose 7 life.

Creature — Sliver

All Sliver creatures have first strike.

Legendary Creature — Moonfolk Wizard

Whenever one or more noncreature permanents are returned to hand, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn. {X}{W}, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Return target artifact or enchantment card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Legendary Planeswalker — Tamiyo

Spells and abilities your opponents control can't cause you to discard cards or sacrifice permanents. +1: Choose a nonland card name, then reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all cards with the chosen name from among them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. −3: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

Legendary Planeswalker — Tamiyo

+1: Choose up to two target creatures. Until your next turn, whenever either of those creatures deals combat damage, you draw a card. −2: Tap up to two target nonland permanents. They don't untap during their controller's next untap step. −7: Draw three cards. You get an emblem with "You may cast spells from your hand without paying their mana costs."

Enchantment — Aura

Flash Enchant artifact, creature, or planeswalker When this Aura enters, tap enchanted permanent. If it's an Equipment, unattach it. Enchanted permanent loses all abilities and doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Sorcery

Scry 4, then draw two cards.

Artifact

This artifact enters with four oil counters on it. {T}, Remove an oil counter from this artifact: Tap target artifact or creature.

Artifact — Book

{5}{U}, {T}: Draw a card. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each other artifact you control.