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Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon

Flying, trample When Tanazir Quandrix enters, double the number of +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. Whenever Tanazir Quandrix attacks, you may have the base power and toughness of other creatures you control become equal to Tanazir Quandrix's power and toughness until end of turn.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, you gain 5 life and incubate 5. (Create an Incubator token with five +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.) Phyrexians you control have reach.

Creature — Satyr

Whenever an Aura you control enters, draw a card.

Instant

Choose one — • Tangletrap deals 5 damage to target creature with flying. • Destroy target artifact.

Artifact — Equipment

Living weapon (When this Equipment enters, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +X/+X, where X is the greatest mana value among your commanders. Equip {4}

Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier

Vigilance Each creature you control with toughness greater than its power assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. Each creature you control with toughness greater than its power stations permanents using its toughness rather than its power.

Sorcery

Look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard. Flashback {2}{G} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

Vigilance Whenever Taranika attacks, untap another target creature you control. Until end of turn, that creature has base power and toughness 4/4 and gains indestructible.

Kindred Instant — Goblin

Tarfire deals 2 damage to any target.

Legendary Creature — Gnoll

Pack tactics — Whenever Targ Nar attacks, if you attacked with creatures with total power 6 or greater this combat, attacking creatures get +1/+0 until end of turn. {2}{R}{G}: Double Targ Nar's power and toughness until end of turn.

Creature — Horse

When this creature dies, you gain 1 life.

Instant

Target creature gets -3/-2 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Shaman

Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for {1}.) {2}{G/U}{G/U}: Mill two cards, then return a nonland card of an opponent's choice from your graveyard to your hand.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+0. Hellbent — Enchanted creature gets an additional +2/+0 as long as you have no cards in hand.

Sorcery

Each player sacrifices three creatures of their choice. You create three Food tokens. (They're artifacts with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Creature — Goblin Warlock

When this creature enters, target opponent reveals X cards from their hand, where X is the number of Goblins you control. You choose one of those cards. That player exiles it. If an instant or sorcery card is exiled this way, you may cast it for as long as you control this creature, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.

Legendary Creature — Human Ninja

Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, if you don't control a creature named Keimi, create Keimi, a legendary 3/3 black and green Frog creature token with "Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life." {1}{G/U}: Tatsunari and target Frog you control can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with flying or reach.

Legendary Creature — Merfolk Druid

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 1 life and draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Merfolk Druid

Land creatures you control have flying. Whenever a land you control enters, if you control seven or more lands, up to one target land you control becomes a 3/3 Elemental creature with haste. It's still a land.

Sorcery

Goad all creatures your opponents control. Until your next turn, those creatures can't block. (Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

Creature — Kobold

Haste Whenever this creature attacks, goad target creature an opponent controls. (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)

Creature — Human Rogue

Whenever you win a coin flip, create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") {1}, {T}, Sacrifice another permanent: Flip a coin.

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

Whenever you cast a Beast or Bird creature spell, you may copy it, except the copy is an artifact in addition to its other types. (The copy becomes a token.)

Creature — Human Advisor

When this creature enters, choose one — • Tax — Until your next turn, spells your opponents cast cost {1} more to cast. • Arrest — Detain target creature an opponent controls. (Until your next turn, that creature can't attack or block and its activated abilities can't be activated.)

Creature — Human Pilot

{1}, {T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.

Creature — Merfolk Wizard

Kicker {4} (You may pay an additional {4} as you cast this spell.) When this creature enters, if it was kicked, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

Each creature you control has "{T}: Add one mana of any of this creature's colors. Spend this mana only to activate an ability of a creature. Activate only if this creature has another activated ability." {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}, {T}: Mill five cards. Put all creature cards with activated abilities that aren't mana abilities from among the milled cards into your hand.

Legendary Creature — Human Noble Hero

When T'Chaka enters, mill three cards, then you may put an artifact or land card from among the milled cards into your hand. {3}, Exile this card from your graveyard: You become the monarch. Activate only if you control your commander.

Instant

({U/R} can be paid with either {U} or {R}.) When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Creature — Skeleton Pest

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 1 life. {B}{G}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Sorcery — Lesson

If an opponent has more cards in hand than you, draw two cards. Draw three cards instead if an opponent has at least four more cards in hand than you.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has vigilance and trample. Equip creature token {1} Equip {3}

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land. Activate only if an opponent controls four or more lands.

Creature — Elemental Giant

Whenever this creature attacks or becomes the target of a spell an opponent controls, choose one — • This creature deals 3 damage to each opponent. • Exile the top two cards of your library. Choose one of them. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.

Enchantment

Each land card in your hand has cycling {R}. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant planeswalker Enchanted planeswalker has "[−12]: You get an emblem with 'You may activate loyalty abilities of planeswalkers you control on any player's turn any time you could cast an instant.'" Whenever you draw a card, put a loyalty counter on enchanted planeswalker.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, draw a card, then discard a card. Whenever you draw a card, target opponent mills two cards. (They put the top two cards of their library into their graveyard.)

Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi

+1: Draw a card. −3: Put target creature on top of its owner's library. −8: Each creature target opponent controls phases out. Until the end of your next turn, they can't phase in. (Treat them and anything attached to them as though they don't exist.)

Legendary Creature — Faerie Noble

Flying, deathtouch Other Faeries you control get +1/+1. Whenever another Faerie you control dies, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Sorcery

You may cast this spell as though it had flash by tapping three untapped creatures you control with flying in addition to paying its other costs. Destroy all creatures. Create three 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature tokens with flying.