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Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Discard your hand. II — Draw two cards. III — If a red source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player this turn, it deals that much damage plus 2 to that permanent or player instead.

Legendary Creature — Villain

Menace Whenever an opponent casts their first noncreature spell each turn, that player loses life equal to that spell's mana value.

Land — Town

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, create a Treasure token. {3}, {T}, Sacrifice two artifacts: Draw a card.

Legendary Land

When The Grey Havens enters, scry 1. {T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color among legendary creature cards in your graveyard.

Legendary Creature — Vampire

Flying, lifelink Whenever The Haunt of Hightower attacks, defending player discards a card. Whenever a card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, put a +1/+1 counter on The Haunt of Hightower.

Land — Sphere

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. {1}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Weasel Mercenary

Menace Whenever The Infamous Cruelclaw deals combat damage to a player, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. You may cast that card by discarding a card rather than paying its mana cost.

Instant

Sneak {1}{W} (You may cast this spell for {1}{W} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.) Create three 1/1 white Ninja Turtle Spirit creature tokens. If this spell's sneak cost was paid, they enter tapped and attacking.

Legendary Creature — Elder Cat Turtle

Vigilance, reach When The Lion-Turtle enters, you gain 3 life. The Lion-Turtle can't attack or block unless there are three or more Lesson cards in your graveyard. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Legendary Artifact

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. You have no maximum hand size. At the beginning of your upkeep, put a knowledge counter on The Magic Mirror, then draw a card for each knowledge counter on The Magic Mirror.

Legendary Artifact

Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, create a tapped Powerstone token. (It's an artifact with "{T}: Add {C}. This mana can't be spent to cast a nonartifact spell.") {X}{X}{X}, {T}: Look at the top X cards of your library. Put up to two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Legendary Creature — Human Bard Performer

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature that attacked this turn. Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Land — Sphere

This land enters with two oil counters on it. {T}: Add {C}. {T}, Remove an oil counter from this land: Put an oil counter on target artifact or creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Legendary Creature — Human Advisor

When The Mouth of Sauron enters, target player mills three cards. Then amass Orcs X, where X is the number of instant and sorcery cards in that player's graveyard. (Put X +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. It's also an Orc. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first.)

Legendary Creature — Elf Rebel

Flying Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, The Neutrinos get +1/+0 until end of turn. Whenever The Neutrinos attack, exile up to one target creature you own, then return it to the battlefield under your control tapped and attacking.

Enchantment — Saga

Read ahead (Choose a chapter and start with that many lore counters. Add one after your draw step. Skipped chapters don't trigger. Sacrifice after III.) I, II — Another target nonland permanent phases out. It can't phase in for as long as you control this Saga. III — Destroy all creatures. For each creature destroyed this way, its controller creates a 2/2 black Phyrexian creature token.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Exile up to one target creature. II — Target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains flying until end of turn. III — Return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Legendary Creature — Shapeshifter

If The Prismatic Piper is your commander, choose a color before the game begins. The Prismatic Piper is the chosen color. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Artifact

As this artifact enters, choose an opponent. At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, this artifact deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in their hand.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

At the beginning of each end step, if a player discarded a card this turn, create a 1/1 black Bird creature token with flying and "This token can't block." {3}{B}, {T}: Each opponent discards a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Create a 1/1 blue Bird creature token with flying. You gain 2 life. II — Whenever one or more creatures you control with flying deal combat damage to a player this turn, look at that player's hand and draw a card. III — You may put a card you own from outside the game on top of your library.

Creature — Human Shaman

Defender {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, untap this creature.

Legendary Planeswalker — Will Rowan

+1: Draw a card, then discard a card. +1: Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains first strike and trample until end of turn. −8: Draw four cards. When you do, The Royal Scions deals damage to any target equal to the number of cards in your hand.

Legendary Enchantment

Creature spells you cast cost {2} less to cast. Whenever a creature you control enters, if you cast it, destroy that creature, then create a 2/2 black Zombie Druid creature token.

Legendary Artifact — Equipment

When The Spear of Bashenga enters, if there is no monarch, you become the monarch. Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has vigilance. Whenever equipped creature attacks the monarch, destroy target tapped nonland permanent that player controls. Equip {2}

Legendary Creature — Human Villain

Flying, haste Other Villains you control get +2/+2 and have flying and haste. Mayhem {3}{U}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for {3}{U}{R} if you discarded it this turn. Timing rules still apply.)

Legendary Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after IV.) I, II, III — Mill two cards. If two cards that share a card type were milled this way, draw a card and repeat this process. IV — Exile any number of target instant, sorcery, and/or Tamiyo planeswalker cards from your graveyard. Copy them. You may cast any number of the copies.

Legendary Artifact

At the beginning of your upkeep, scry 2. Whenever you choose to put one or more cards on the bottom of your library while scrying, exile that many cards from the bottom of your library. During your turn, you may play cards exiled with The Temporal Anchor.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — You may exchange control of two target creatures. II — You may exchange control of two target nonbasic, noncreature permanents that share a card type. III — Target player loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.