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Creature — Vampire Berserker

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Madness {1}{R} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Enchantment

At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn.

Snow Sorcery

Choose one — • Destroy all creatures. • Destroy all planeswalkers. Then return a creature or planeswalker card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of {S} spent to cast this spell. ({S} is mana from a snow source.)

Snow Sorcery

Choose one — • Destroy all creatures. • Destroy all planeswalkers. Then return a creature or planeswalker card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of {S} spent to cast this spell. ({S} is mana from a snow source.)

Instant

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Creature — Thrull

Sacrifice this creature: Add {B}.

Creature — Vampire

This creature has first strike as long as it's attacking. When this creature dies, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Creature — Vampire

This creature has first strike as long as it's attacking. When this creature dies, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Sorcery

Look at the top four cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. You lose 2 life.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, that creature's controller loses 1 life.

Creature — Vampire Druid

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Vampire Shaman

Whenever a creature an opponent controls enters, you may have that player lose 1 life.

Artifact Creature — Construct

When this creature enters, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Creature — Human Berserker

Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. It gains menace until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Artifact

{T}, Pay 2 life, Discard a card, Sacrifice a creature: Create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with flying. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Vampire Knight

Flying Commander creatures you control get +2/+2 and have haste.

Creature — Vampire Rogue

Flying Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) {1}: Attach this Equipment to target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Vampire Knight

Flying, deathtouch Whenever an opponent loses life, you gain that much life. (Damage causes loss of life.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+1. Equip—Pay {3} or discard a card.

Creature — Vampire

When this creature enters, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is twice the number of Blood tokens you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Vampire

When this creature enters, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is twice the number of Blood tokens you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Vampire

Flying, trample Whenever an opponent casts a spell, that player creates a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each Blood token defending player controls.

Sorcery

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Creature — Plant Elemental

When this creature enters, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. {T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Instant

You gain hexproof until your next turn. You gain 2 life. Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Instant

You gain hexproof until your next turn. You gain 2 life. Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Instant

Target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains hexproof until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Instant

Target opponent exiles a creature or planeswalker they control with the greatest mana value among creatures and planeswalkers they control.

Sorcery

Create X tapped 2/1 white and black Inkling creature tokens with flying. If X is 6 or more, destroy all noncreature, nonland permanents.

Creature — Dragon

Flying Lightning Breath — When this creature enters, until your next turn, target creature an opponent controls gets -3/-0, up to one other target creature gets -2/-0, and up to one other target creature gets -1/-0.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, ask a person outside the game which creature you control is most deserving of a blue ribbon. Attach this Equipment to that creature. Equipped creature has best in show. (Whenever another creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control, you may copy that spell or ability. If you do, the copy targets this creature.) Equip {3}

Sorcery

Gain control of target creature with mana value X or less. If X is 5 or more, create a token that's a copy of that creature.

Creature — Sliver

Sliver creatures you control have haste. (They can attack and {T} as soon as they come under your control.)

Instant

Tap target creature you don't control. Overload {3}{U} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +3/+3. Umbra armor (If enchanted creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy this Aura.)

Creature — Shapeshifter

You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature card in a graveyard.

Creature — Ogre Rogue

Deathtouch Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, this creature connives. When this creature dies, return another target non-Rogue creature card with equal or lesser power from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Sorcery

Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of cards in your library.

Creature — Goblin Warlock

Deathtouch Whenever another Goblin you control dies, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature — Goblin Warlock

Deathtouch Whenever another Goblin you control dies, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature — Spirit Frog

Whenever this creature or another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.

Creature — Human Spellshaper

{B}, {T}, Discard a card: Add {B}{B}{B}.

Creature — Human Rogue Ally

Firebending 1 (Whenever this creature attacks, add {R}. This mana lasts until end of combat.) Tap an untapped Ally you control: Exile target card from a graveyard. Whenever this creature attacks, you may cast an Ally spell from among cards you own exiled with this creature.

Creature — Goblin Wizard

Disguise {1}{R} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.) When this creature is turned face up, you may choose new targets for any number of other spells and/or abilities.

Creature — Dragon

Flying Whenever another creature you control enters, target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Artifact — Vehicle

When this Vehicle enters, draw a card. Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {3}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.

Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {4}, {T}: Each player who controls a permanent named Bonder's Ornament draws a card.

Sorcery

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste until your next turn.

Creature — Squirrel Warlock

{T}, Pay 1 life: Draw a card. Activate only if three or more cards left your graveyard this turn or if you've sacrificed a Food this turn.

Instant

Put any number of target creature cards from your graveyard on top of your library. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Creature — Phyrexian Imp

Flying Corrupted — As long as an opponent has three or more poison counters, this creature has deathtouch and lifelink.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Sliver

Sliver creatures you control have double strike. (They deal both first-strike and regular combat damage.)