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Instant

Target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains hexproof until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Instant

Target opponent exiles a creature or planeswalker they control with the greatest mana value among creatures and planeswalkers they control.

Sorcery

Create X tapped 2/1 white and black Inkling creature tokens with flying. If X is 6 or more, destroy all noncreature, nonland permanents.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, ask a person outside the game which creature you control is most deserving of a blue ribbon. Attach this Equipment to that creature. Equipped creature has best in show. (Whenever another creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control, you may copy that spell or ability. If you do, the copy targets this creature.) Equip {3}

Instant

You gain 1 life for each creature on the battlefield. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Creature — Sliver

Sliver creatures you control have haste. (They can attack and {T} as soon as they come under your control.)

Instant

Tap target creature you don't control. Overload {3}{U} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +3/+3. Umbra armor (If enchanted creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy this Aura.)

Sorcery

Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a historic card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

Creature — Shapeshifter

You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature card in a graveyard.

Sorcery

Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of cards in your library.

Creature — Faerie

Flying {2}{B}, Sacrifice a Food: Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.

Creature — Goblin Warlock

Deathtouch Whenever another Goblin you control dies, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Kindred Enchantment — Goblin

When this enchantment enters, you may blight 1. If you do, create two 1/1 black and red Goblin creature tokens. (To blight 1, put a -1/-1 counter on a creature you control.) Whenever a Goblin creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature — Spirit Frog

Whenever this creature or another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.

Creature — Human Rogue Ally

Firebending 1 (Whenever this creature attacks, add {R}. This mana lasts until end of combat.) Tap an untapped Ally you control: Exile target card from a graveyard. Whenever this creature attacks, you may cast an Ally spell from among cards you own exiled with this creature.

Instant

This spell costs {3} less to cast if you control a creature with power 4 or greater. Change the target of target spell or ability with a single target.

Creature — Dragon

Flying Whenever another creature you control enters, target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Artifact — Vehicle

When this Vehicle enters, draw a card. Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Sorcery

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste until your next turn.

Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {4}, {T}: Each player who controls a permanent named Bonder's Ornament draws a card.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {3}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or discard a card. Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Creature — Phyrexian Minion

Flying Echo {2}{B} (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.) When this creature enters, destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature.

Creature — Squirrel Warlock

{T}, Pay 1 life: Draw a card. Activate only if three or more cards left your graveyard this turn or if you've sacrificed a Food this turn.

Creature — Phyrexian Imp

Flying Corrupted — As long as an opponent has three or more poison counters, this creature has deathtouch and lifelink.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+0. Equip {1}

Creature — Sliver

All Sliver creatures get +2/+0.

Creature — Nightmare Beast

Mutate {2}{B/G}{B/G} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Whenever this creature mutates, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Zombie Dragon

Flying Whenever a Dragon you control dies while this card is in your graveyard, you may pay {1}{B}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Sorcery

Destroy all creatures. Lands you control don't untap during your next untap step.

Creature — Wurm

Trample When this creature enters, you gain 3 life and draw a card. {2}{G}: Put this card from your graveyard into your library third from the top.

Artifact

{6}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy up to one target artifact, up to one target creature, and up to one target land.

Artifact — Vehicle

When this Vehicle enters, add four mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to activate abilities. Exhaust — {X}{2}{R}: This Vehicle deals X damage to any target. Put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.) Crew 2

Enchantment Creature — Satyr

Flash Bestow {3}{G}{G} (If you cast this card for its bestow cost, it's an Aura spell with enchant creature. It becomes a creature again if it's not attached.) Enchanted creature gets +4/+2.

Instant

Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the greatest mana value among permanents you control. Untap it.

Sorcery

Draw four cards. Cycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Artifact — Vehicle

Menace Whenever you attack, draw a card, then discard a card. Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Creature — Beast

This creature enters with your choice of a deathtouch counter or a lifelink counter on it.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Legendary Creature — Cyclops

Trample Whenever Borborygmos Enraged deals combat damage to a player, reveal the top three cards of your library. Put all land cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. Discard a land card: Borborygmos Enraged deals 3 damage to any target.

Legendary Creature — Cyclops Homunculus

Whenever Borborygmos and Fblthp enters or attacks, draw a card, then you may discard any number of land cards. When you discard one or more cards this way, Borborygmos and Fblthp deals twice that much damage to target creature. {1}{U}: Put Borborygmos and Fblthp into its owner's library third from the top.

Snow Creature — Elf Warrior

Whenever you cast a creature spell, if {S} of any of that spell's colors was spent to cast it, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. ({S} is mana from a snow source.)

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {R}{W}.