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Token Creature — Zombie Shapeshifter Cleric

You may have Vizier of Many Faces enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except has no mana cost, it's white, and it's a Zombie in addition to its other types.

Creature — Human Cleric

If one or more -1/-1 counters would be put on a creature you control, that many -1/-1 counters minus one are put on it instead.

Creature — Human Cleric

{T}: Untap another target permanent. Cycling {1}{U} ({1}{U}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, untap target permanent.

Legendary Creature — Homunculus

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) You have no maximum hand size. Max speed — If you would draw a card, draw two cards instead.

Creature — Merfolk Wizard

{T}: Add {C}. Spend this mana only to cast an instant or sorcery spell.

Creature — Merfolk Wizard

Kicker {1}{R} and/or {1}{G} This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it for each time it was kicked. When this creature enters, gain control of target creature with power less than this creature's power for as long as you control this creature.

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Merfolk Wizard

{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded an instant or sorcery card this way, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. {2}, Sacrifice Vohar: You may cast target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard this turn. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Angel

Flying As this creature enters, choose a color. This creature has protection from the chosen color.

Creature — Elemental

Whenever an opponent casts a spell during your turn and when this creature dies, create a green and white Elemental creature token with "This token's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control."

Creature — Human Wizard

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) When this creature enters, counter target activated ability. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.) Whenever you cast a spell, you may return this creature to its owner's hand.

Instant

Devoid (This card has no color.) Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.

Sorcery

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.

Land — Cave

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. You create a Treasure token.

Instant

This spell can't be countered. Volcanic Fallout deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.

Instant

Volcanic Geyser deals X damage to any target.

Sorcery

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the total power of creatures you control. Volcanic Salvo deals 6 damage to each of up to two target creatures and/or planeswalkers.

Instant

Volcanic Spite deals 3 damage to target creature, planeswalker, or battle. You may put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library. If you do, draw a card.

Creature — Vampire Archer

When this creature enters, if an opponent lost life this turn, it deals X damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker, where X is the number of Vampires you control.

Creature — Vampire

When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Vampire spell. {5}, {T}: Create a Blood token. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each Vampire you control. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Creature — Vampire Warrior

This creature has first strike as long as it's attacking. {2}{R}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

Whenever you cast a creature spell that doesn't share a creature type with a creature you control or a creature card in your graveyard, copy that spell. (A copy of a creature spell becomes a token.)

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Shapeshifter

At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a -1/-1 counter on up to one target creature. {1}: Until your next turn, Volrath becomes a copy of target creature with a counter on it, except it's 7/5 and it has this ability.

Creature — Merfolk Wizard

{T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast an instant or sorcery spell or a kicked spell.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice an artifact. Voltage Surge deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If this spell's additional cost was paid, Voltage Surge deals 4 damage instead.

Artifact Creature — Golem Construct

{2}: Untap target artifact creature.

Artifact

{1}, {T}: Untap target artifact.

Instant

Volt Charge deals 3 damage to any target. Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Creature — Angel

Flying When this creature enters, you get {E}{E}{E} (three energy counters). At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {E}{E}. When you do, choose one — • This creature gains vigilance and lifelink until end of turn. • Other creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Instant

Ascend (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city's blessing for the rest of the game.) Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. If you have the city's blessing, instead each opponent sacrifices half the creatures they control of their choice, rounded up.

Creature — Drake Beast

Flying When this creature enters, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. Create a Food token for each creature sacrificed this way. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Creature — Shark

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) When this creature enters, counter target artifact or creature spell.

Creature — Faerie Rogue

Flying Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, you may pay 1 life. If you do, draw a card.

Creature — Snake Beast

Escape—{5}{G}{G}, Exile four other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.) This creature escapes with three +1/+1 counters on it.

Creature — Varmint

Vigilance {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Creature — Human Wizard

As long as you control eight or more lands, this creature gets +1/+0 and can't be blocked.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2, has first strike, and can't attack you or planeswalkers you control.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +3/+3, has trample, and can't attack you or planeswalkers you control.

Sorcery

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.) You draw three cards and gain 3 life.

Artifact — Vehicle

When this Vehicle enters, scry 1. Tap three other untapped creatures you control: Until end of turn, this Vehicle becomes an artifact creature and gains flying. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. Crew 1

Creature — Satyr Druid

{T}: Untap target land.

Legendary Planeswalker — Vraska

+2: Create a 2/2 black Pirate creature token with menace. −3: Destroy target artifact, creature, or enchantment. Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") −10: Target player's life total becomes 1.

Instant

Each opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice and gets a poison counter.

Legendary Planeswalker — Vraska

Whenever a creature you control with deathtouch deals damage to a player or planeswalker, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. −2: Create a 1/1 black Assassin creature token with deathtouch and "Whenever this token deals damage to a planeswalker, destroy that planeswalker."

Creature — Bird Demon

Flying Toxic Spores — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn, each opponent loses 3 life.

Creature — Pegasus

Flying Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast.

Creature — Fox Bird

Mutate {2}{W} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Flying Whenever this creature mutates, put a +1/+1 counter on it.