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Legendary Creature — Giant Barbarian

Trample Whenever Zalto is dealt damage, venture into the dungeon. (Enter the first room or advance to the next room.)

Legendary Creature — Human Pirate

Flying Whenever Zara attacks, look at defending player's hand. You may put a creature card from it onto the battlefield under your control tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Return that creature to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.

Legendary Creature — Merfolk Rogue

Flash {2}{U}{B}, Return an unblocked attacking Rogue you control to its owner's hand: Put this card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. Whenever Zareth San deals combat damage to a player, you may put target permanent card from that player's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

Enchantment — Aura

Flash Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. Corrupted — As long as an opponent has three or more poison counters, enchanted creature gets an additional +1/+0 and has first strike.

Legendary Creature — Merfolk Wizard

When Zegana enters, if you control another creature with a +1/+1 counter on it, draw a card. {4}{G}{U}: Adapt 4. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put four +1/+1 counters on it.) Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has trample.

Legendary Creature — Horror

Hive Mind — Whenever a player mills one or more creature cards, you create a 1/1 black Horror creature token. {1}, {T}: Target player mills three cards. Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Enchantment

Whenever you tap a land for mana, add one mana of any type that land produced. (The types of mana are white, blue, black, red, green, and colorless.) Whenever you cast a creature spell, draw a card.

Creature — Human Soldier

Flash Flying When this creature enters, return up to one other target creature you control to its owner's hand. If it was a Soldier, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Siren Pirate

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Flying, vigilance When this creature enters, put a flying counter on each creature that convoked it.

Legendary Creature — Tiefling Warrior

Haste {2}, {T}: When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets only a single opponent or a single permanent an opponent controls this turn, for each other opponent, choose that player or a permanent they control, copy that spell, and the copy targets the chosen player or permanent.

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

Menace Nonbasic lands enter tapped. {7}: Put a conqueror counter on Zhao. As long as Zhao has a conqueror counter on him, nonbasic lands are Mountains. (They lose all other land types and abilities and have "{T}: Add {R}.")

Creature — Halfling Rogue

Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay 1 life. If you do, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature — Beast

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, that player adds one mana of any type that land produced.

Creature — Lizard Warrior

Trample Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, look at the top card of your library. You may play a land from the top of your library or cast a spell with mana value less than or equal to the damage dealt from the top of your library without paying its mana cost. If you don't, put that card into your hand. Blitz {2}{B}{R}{G}

Legendary Creature — Human Mutant Scout

When Zidane enters, gain control of target creature an opponent controls until end of turn. Untap it. It gains lifelink and haste until end of turn. Whenever an opponent gains control of a permanent from you, you create a Treasure token.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

At the beginning of your end step, if a land entered the battlefield under your control this turn and you control a prime number of lands, create Primo, the Indivisible, a legendary 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token, then put that many +1/+1 counters on it. (2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, and 31 are prime numbers.)

Legendary Creature — Human Dryad

Whenever you draw your second card each turn, target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Draw a card. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. If you control eight or more lands, repeat this process once.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

{1}, {T}: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. {4}, {T}: Draw a card. If you control eight or more lands, draw two cards instead.

Sorcery

Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal up to two creature and/or land cards from among them, then put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Put all land cards revealed this way onto the battlefield tapped and put all creature cards revealed this way into your hand.

Creature — Monkey

Forestwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Forest.)

Legendary Creature — God

Indestructible When Zodiark enters, each player sacrifices half the non-God creatures they control of their choice, rounded down. Whenever a player sacrifices another creature, put a +1/+1 counter on Zodiark.

Sorcery

Return all Zombie creature cards from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped, then destroy all Humans.

Enchantment

Discard two cards: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Creature — Zombie Ogre

At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, venture into the dungeon. (Enter the first room or advance to the next room.)

Sorcery

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Legendary Creature — Bat Cleric

Flying, vigilance Whenever a Bat you control attacks, you gain 1 life. Whenever Zoraline enters or attacks, you may pay {W}{B} and 2 life. When you do, return target nonland permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it.

Legendary Creature — Human Rogue

At the beginning of your first main phase, choose one that hasn't been chosen and you lose 2 life — • Draw a card. • Put a +1/+1 counter on Zuko. • Add {R}. • Exile Zuko, then return him to the battlefield under an opponent's control.

Legendary Creature — Zombie Warlock

Ward—Pay 2 life. (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays 2 life.) {T}: You may cast target Zombie creature card from your graveyard this turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

Flying Enchantment creatures you control have deathtouch, lifelink, and hexproof. {1}{W}: Target non-Aura enchantment you control becomes a creature in addition to its other types and has base power and base toughness each equal to its mana value.

Legendary Creature — Orc Warrior

Zurgo can't block creatures with power 2 or greater. Dash {1}{R} (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.)

Legendary Creature — Orc Warrior

Haste Zurgo attacks each combat if able. During your turn, Zurgo has indestructible. Whenever a creature dealt damage by Zurgo this turn dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Zurgo.

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Hero

Trample Whenever you cast an artifact spell with mana value 4 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.