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Artifact Creature — Golem

As this creature enters, choose a creature type. When this creature enters, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all creature cards of the chosen type revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. Creatures of the chosen type get +1/+1.

Creature — Human Pirate

When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature — Elf Shaman

Vigilance When this creature dies, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. You may cast it without paying its mana cost if that spell's mana value is 8 or less. If you don't, put that card into your hand. When a Dragon you control enters, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.

Creature — Leviathan

When this creature enters, if you cast it from your hand, tap all nonblue creatures. Those creatures don't untap during their controllers' next untap steps.

Creature — Eldrazi

All creatures able to block this creature do so.

Creature — Eldrazi

When you cast this spell, you gain 1 life for each colorless permanent you control. Hexproof from each color Annihilator 2 (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices two permanents of their choice.)

Sorcery // Sorcery

Creature — Dwarf Berserker

Haste

Sorcery

Destroy target land that is snow or could produce {C}. Overload {4}{B}{B} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Instant

Destroy target enchantment. If a permanent you controlled or a token was destroyed this way, draw a card.

Sorcery

Draw four cards, then choose X cards in your hand and discard the rest.

Instant

Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Destroy target enchantment. • Exile target card from a graveyard. Reinforce 1—{W} ({W}, Discard this card: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.)

Creature — Angel

Flying, soulbond (You may pair this creature with another unpaired creature when either enters. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them.) As long as Breathkeeper Seraph is paired with another creature, each of those creatures has "When this creature dies, you may return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of your next upkeep."

Creature — Spirit Knight

Flying, lifelink Whenever this creature or another creature you control enters, if that creature entered from a graveyard or you cast it from a graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Legendary Creature — Goblin Pirate

Menace Whenever one or more Pirates you control deal damage to your opponents, exile the top card of each of those opponents' libraries. You may play those cards this turn, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast those spells. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Legendary Creature — Goblin Pirate

First strike Whenever a Pirate you control attacks, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn — • Create a Treasure token. • Target creature can't block this turn. • Exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.

Legendary Creature — Goblin Pirate

Menace Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, flip a coin. When you win the flip, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. When you lose the flip, Breeches deals damage equal to that spell's mana value to any target.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. {G}{W}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures you control. They gain vigilance and lifelink until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact Creature — Human Artificer

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Choose one — • Exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. • Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Artifact Creature — Human Artificer

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Choose one — • Exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. • Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Creature — Human Scout

Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.) When this creature enters, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") As long as you control a token, this creature gets +2/+0.

Artifact

This artifact enters with X gem counters on it. {1}, {T}, Remove a gem counter from this artifact: Target creature can't attack or block this turn.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+0. It gets an additional +0/+2 and has first strike as long as an Equipment named Groom's Finery is attached to a creature you control. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Legendary Creature — Fox Shaman

Backup 1 (When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. If that's another creature, it gains the following ability until end of turn.) Whenever this creature attacks, double the number of +1/+1 counters on target creature. That creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less this turn.

Sorcery

Exile the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. You may play lands and cast spells from one of those piles. If you cast a spell this way, you cast it without paying its mana cost.

Enchantment — Aura

Flash Enchant creature you control Enchanted creature has flying and hexproof. Whenever a creature you control enters, you may pay {1}. If you do, attach this Aura to that creature.

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Cat

Whenever you cast a Phyrexian creature or artifact creature spell, incubate X, where X is that spell's mana value. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.) At the beginning of each end step, if a Phyrexian died under your control this turn, proliferate.

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Cat

Whenever you cast a Phyrexian creature or artifact creature spell, incubate X, where X is that spell's mana value. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.) At the beginning of each end step, if a Phyrexian died under your control this turn, proliferate.

Creature — Devil

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) If it's neither day nor night, it becomes day as this creature enters. Whenever day becomes night or night becomes day, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature — Boar

When this creature dies, create a 3/3 green Boar creature token.

Creature — Merfolk Pirate

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Giant

Affinity for enchantments (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each enchantment you control.)

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. Corrupted — Counter that spell instead if its controller has three or more poison counters.

Sorcery

Converge — Search your library for a creature, instant, or sorcery card with mana value less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell, exile that card, then shuffle. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost.

Creature — Kithkin Soldier

Trample, ward {2} This creature enters with five -1/-1 counters on it. Whenever another creature you control enters while this creature has a -1/-1 counter on it, remove a -1/-1 counter from this creature.

Land — Desert

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. {T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Creature — Hydra

When this creature enters, you get {E}{E}{E} (three energy counters). Pay {E}{E}{E}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. It gains hexproof until end of turn.

Instant

Broadside Barrage deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Draw a card, then discard a card.

Instant

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying.

Instant

Choose one — • Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. • Destroy target enchantment. • Draw two cards.

Instant

Choose one — • Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. • Destroy target enchantment. • Draw two cards.

Instant

Choose one — • Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. • Destroy target enchantment. • Draw two cards.

Legendary Creature — Nightmare Beast Elemental

Mutate {2}{U/B}{G}{G} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Trample You may cast this card from your graveyard using its mutate ability.

Artifact — Equipment

{2}: Until end of turn, equipped creature gets +X/+0, where X is the number of times this ability has resolved this turn. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact Creature — Equipment Boar

Trample Equipped creature gets +3/+2 and has trample. Reconfigure {5} ({5}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+0. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact Creature — Walrus

When this creature enters, scry 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.) {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Sorcery

If you control an Eldrazi Spawn, create three 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}." Otherwise, create one of those tokens.

Creature — Fungus

At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, create a 1/1 black Fungus creature token with "This token can't block." (You descended if a permanent card was put into your graveyard from anywhere.)

Creature — Spider

Reach When this creature dies, create a 1/2 green Spider creature token with reach.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Brotherhood's End deals 3 damage to each creature and each planeswalker. • Destroy all artifacts with mana value 3 or less.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Brotherhood's End deals 3 damage to each creature and each planeswalker. • Destroy all artifacts with mana value 3 or less.

Instant

Choose up to two target permanent cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn. Return them to the battlefield tapped.

Creature — Ouphe

{1}{G}, {T}: Counter target activated ability from an artifact source. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)

Legendary Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Artificer

Creature tokens you control have haste. At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 2/1 blue Phyrexian Myr artifact creature token. Then you may choose a token you control. If you do, each other token you control becomes a copy of that token.

Legendary Creature — Dwarf Warrior

Each creature you control gets +2/+0 for each Equipment attached to it. You may pay {0} rather than pay the equip cost of the first equip ability you activate each turn.

Legendary Creature — Angel Horror

When you cast this spell, you may return target Angel or Human creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Flying, vigilance (Melds with Gisela, the Broken Blade.)

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

Oxen you control have double strike. Whenever Bruse Tarl enters or attacks, exile the top card of your library. If it's a land card, create a 2/2 white Ox creature token. Otherwise, you may cast it until the end of your next turn.