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Artifact Creature — Elk

{3}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Add X mana in any combination of {B} and/or {R}, where X is the sacrificed creature's mana value.

Creature — Kithkin Wizard

Protection from red Sacrifice this creature: Prevent all damage a red source of your choice would deal this turn.

Creature — Frog Wizard

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-0 until end of turn.

Instant

Kicker {4} (You may pay an additional {4} as you cast this spell.) Burst Lightning deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, it deals 4 damage instead.

Instant

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets an attacking creature. Put target creature into its owner's library second from the top.

Creature — Human Soldier

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness. Draw a card.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Creature — Squirrel Warrior

Offspring {2} (You may pay an additional {2} as you cast this spell. If you do, when this creature enters, create a 1/1 token copy of it.) When this creature enters, you may forage. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on it. (To forage, exile three cards from your graveyard or sacrifice a Food.)

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}, where X is the number of words in the name with the most words among permanents you control.

Legendary Creature — Human Peasant

At the beginning of your end step, if you don't control a Food, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Sorcery

Choose a number between 0 and 13. Each player sacrifices that many creatures of their choice.

Sorcery

Descend 8 — When you cast this spell, if there are eight or more permanent cards in your graveyard, copy this spell twice. You may choose new targets for the copies. Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. Exile Bygone Marvels.

Creature — Raccoon Rogue

Menace Whenever you expend 4, you may discard your hand. If you do, draw two cards. (You expend 4 as you spend your fourth total mana to cast spells during a turn.)

Creature — Human Warlock

Discard a card: This creature gains lifelink until end of turn. Threshold — This creature gets +1/+2 as long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {3}, {T}: Add {B} for each basic Swamp you control.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. If it's a creature or planeswalker card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you don't put the card into your hand, you may put it on the bottom of your library.

Instant

Choose one — • Cabaretti Charm deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control to target creature or planeswalker. • Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain trample until end of turn. • Create two 1/1 green and white Citizen creature tokens.

Land

When this land enters, sacrifice it. When you do, search your library for a basic Mountain, Forest, or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle and you gain 1 life.

Instant

Mill four cards. You may put a permanent card from among the cards milled this way into your hand. If you control a Squirrel or returned a Squirrel card to your hand this way, create a Food token. (To mill four cards, put the top four cards of your library into your graveyard. A Food token is an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Creature — Zombie

When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.

Creature — Human Assassin

Deathtouch This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if a creature died this turn.

Creature — Phyrexian Goblin Warrior

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice it. If you do, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) When this creature dies, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Creature — Plant Mercenary

Reach Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) At the beginning of combat on your turn, other creatures you control with power 4 or greater gain trample and haste until end of turn.

Creature — Imp

Flying When this creature enters, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Legendary Creature — Dwarf Wizard

The "legend rule" doesn't apply to tokens you control. Whenever another nontoken legendary permanent you control enters, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a token that's a copy of it. That token gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't attack or block. {1}{W}: Return this Aura to its owner's hand.

Creature — Zombie

{1}{B}, {T}: Each opponent loses 2 life. Activate only if a creature died this turn.

Sorcery

Calamitous Cave-In deals X damage to each creature and each planeswalker, where X is the number of Caves you control plus the number of Cave cards in your graveyard.

Creature — Giant Berserker

If a Giant source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.

Instant

Exile all graveyards. Players can't cast noncreature spells this turn. Exile Calamity's Wake.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Put a storage counter on this land. {1}, Remove X storage counters from this land: Add X mana in any combination of {W} and/or {U}.

Instant

Players can't gain life this turn. Damage can't be prevented this turn. Call In a Professional deals 3 damage to any target. (Shield counters don't prevent this damage as they're removed.)

Enchantment

Revolt — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put a unity counter on this enchantment. Creatures you control get +1/+1 for each unity counter on this enchantment.

Sorcery

Return up to two target creature cards with total mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Put a deathtouch counter on either of them. Then put a menace counter on either of them.

Sorcery

Search your library for a planeswalker card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Search your library for a Mountain card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn." Flashback {5}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery

Create three 1/1 white Vampire creature tokens with lifelink.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top five cards of your library. If you do, you may put a creature card that shares a creature type with enchanted creature from among them onto the battlefield, then you put the rest of those cards on the bottom of your library in any order.

Sorcery

Return target black creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Madness {0} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Legendary Enchantment Creature — Demigod

Callaphe's power is equal to your devotion to blue. (Each {U} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to blue.) Creatures and enchantments you control have "Spells your opponents cast that target this permanent cost {1} more to cast."

Creature — Vampire Warlock

When this creature enters, choose one — • Create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life." • You draw a card and you lose 1 life. • Exile target player's graveyard.

Artifact

Whenever a creature attacks, this artifact deals 1 damage to it.

Legendary Creature — Squirrel Warlock

Menace Other Squirrels you control have menace. Whenever you sacrifice one or more Foods, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. {2}, Forage: Put a +1/+1 counter on each other Squirrel you control. (To forage, exile three cards from your graveyard or sacrifice a Food.)