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Legendary Creature — Orc Ranger

Trample Whenever Cadira deals combat damage to a player, for each token you control, create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token.

Creature — Zombie

{1}{B}, {T}: Each opponent loses 2 life. Activate only if a creature died this turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't attack or block. {1}{W}: Return this Aura to its owner's hand.

Sorcery

Calamitous Cave-In deals X damage to each creature and each planeswalker, where X is the number of Caves you control plus the number of Cave cards in your graveyard.

Creature — Giant Berserker

If a Giant source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.

Creature — Giant Berserker

If a Giant source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.

Instant

Exile all graveyards. Players can't cast noncreature spells this turn. Exile Calamity's Wake.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Put a storage counter on this land. {1}, Remove X storage counters from this land: Add X mana in any combination of {W} and/or {U}.

Instant

Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonland card. Put the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in a random order. When you reveal a nonland card this way, Calibrated Blast deals damage equal to that card's mana value to any target. Flashback {3}{R}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Instant

Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonland card. Put the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in a random order. When you reveal a nonland card this way, Calibrated Blast deals damage equal to that card's mana value to any target. Flashback {3}{R}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Legendary Enchantment Creature — Demigod

Callaphe's power is equal to your devotion to blue. (Each {U} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to blue.) Creatures and enchantments you control have "Spells your opponents cast that target this permanent cost {1} more to cast."

Legendary Enchantment Creature — Demigod

Callaphe's power is equal to your devotion to blue. (Each {U} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to blue.) Creatures and enchantments you control have "Spells your opponents cast that target this permanent cost {1} more to cast."

Enchantment

Revolt — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put a unity counter on this enchantment. Creatures you control get +1/+1 for each unity counter on this enchantment.

Instant

Players can't gain life this turn. Damage can't be prevented this turn. Call In a Professional deals 3 damage to any target. (Shield counters don't prevent this damage as they're removed.)

Sorcery

Return up to two target creature cards with total mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Put a deathtouch counter on either of them. Then put a menace counter on either of them.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, the Ring tempts you. Whenever you choose a creature as your Ring-bearer, you may pay 2 life. If you do, draw a card.

Creature — Vampire Warlock

When this creature enters, choose one — • Create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life." • You draw a card and you lose 1 life. • Exile target player's graveyard.

Sorcery

Search your library for a planeswalker card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Search your library for a Mountain card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn." Flashback {5}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery

Create three 1/1 white Vampire creature tokens with lifelink.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top five cards of your library. If you do, you may put a creature card that shares a creature type with enchanted creature from among them onto the battlefield, then you put the rest of those cards on the bottom of your library in any order.

Sorcery

Return target black creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Madness {0} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Sorcery

Each player secretly chooses a creature they control and a creature they don't control. Then those choices are revealed. Destroy each creature chosen this way.

Legendary Creature — Squirrel Warlock

Menace Other Squirrels you control have menace. Whenever you sacrifice one or more Foods, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. {2}, Forage: Put a +1/+1 counter on each other Squirrel you control. (To forage, exile three cards from your graveyard or sacrifice a Food.)

Legendary Creature — Squirrel Warlock

Menace Other Squirrels you control have menace. Whenever you sacrifice one or more Foods, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. {2}, Forage: Put a +1/+1 counter on each other Squirrel you control. (To forage, exile three cards from your graveyard or sacrifice a Food.)

Artifact Creature — Golem

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

Sorcery

Return up to one target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

Sorcery

Return up to one target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

Creature — Human Warlock

Coven — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control three or more creatures with different powers, this creature gains flying until end of turn.

Legendary Enchantment — Background

Commander creatures you own have "When this creature enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card."

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has defender. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by enchanted creature. Coven — {2}{W}, Sacrifice this Aura: Exile enchanted creature. Activate only if you control three or more creatures with different powers.

Instant

Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.) Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn. If this spell was bargained, that creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn instead.

Creature — Phyrexian Fungus

{1}, Sacrifice this creature: Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Destroy target enchantment. • Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Creature — Phyrexian Fungus

{1}, Sacrifice this creature: Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Destroy target enchantment. • Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Creature — Beast

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Creature — Cat

This creature must be blocked if able. When this creature dies, you gain 1 life for each creature that died this turn.

Land — Forest Plains

({T}: Add {G} or {W}.) This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Sorcery

Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains "If this creature would die, exile it instead." Flashback {3}{W}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Creature — Mouse

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Land — Swamp Mountain

({T}: Add {B} or {R}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

Whenever Caparocti Sunborn attacks, you may tap two untapped artifacts and/or creatures you control. If you do, discover 3. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 3 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Creature — Unicorn

{1}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Sorcery

Council's dilemma — Starting with you, each player votes for death or taxes. Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice for each death vote and discards a card for each taxes vote.

Creature — Phyrexian Dragon

This spell costs {3} less to cast if you have nine or more cards in your graveyard. Flying When this creature enters, exile three cards at random from your graveyard. Choose a noncreature, nonland card from among them and copy it. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

Creature — Phyrexian Dragon

This spell costs {3} less to cast if you have nine or more cards in your graveyard. Flying When this creature enters, exile three cards at random from your graveyard. Choose a noncreature, nonland card from among them and copy it. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

Instant

Buyback {3} (You may pay an additional {3} as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.) Return target permanent to its owner's hand.

Legendary Artifact — Equipment

Indestructible Equipped creature gets +0/+8 and has vigilance. Whenever equipped creature attacks, tap target creature defending player controls. Equip {2}

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier Hero

Whenever another Hero you control enters, it gains vigilance and haste until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on that Hero and a +1/+1 counter on Captain America.

Legendary Creature — Shark Pirate

Ward—{2}, Pay 2 life. Whenever you discard one or more cards, target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each card discarded this way. Whenever that creature deals combat damage to a player this turn, you draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Human Pirate

Haste Whenever Captain Lannery Storm attacks, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Whenever you sacrifice a Treasure, Captain Lannery Storm gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Kree Hero

Flying, double strike, indestructible Whenever you put one or more counters on another creature, if it's not a Kree, you may put the same number and kind of counters on Captain Marvel.

Creature — Human Soldier

Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.) Other Soldier creatures you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance. When this creature enters, create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.

Legendary Creature — Human Pilot Employee

At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose target nonland permanent you control. Until end of turn, it becomes a Vehicle artifact with base power and toughness each equal to its mana value, and it gains crew 2 and "Crash Land — Whenever this Vehicle deals damage, roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to this Vehicle's mana value, sacrifice this Vehicle, then it deals that much damage to any target."

Legendary Creature — Human Pirate

Whenever you cast your third spell each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Captain Ripley Vance, then it deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0. Whenever equipped creature attacks, create a 1/1 white Kor Ally creature token that's tapped and attacking. Equip {1}

Creature — Unicorn

Constellation — Whenever an enchantment you control enters, tap target creature an opponent controls.

Enchantment

This enchantment enters under the control of an opponent of your choice. At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen — • Your life total becomes 4. • Discard your hand. • Each opponent creates five 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't attack or block. When this Aura enters, support 2. (Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.)