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Artifact Creature — Construct

Vigilance When this creature enters, each player chooses an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, and a planeswalker from among the nonland permanents they control, then sacrifices the rest.

Sorcery

Search your library for a Mercenary card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has vigilance and "At the beginning of your end step, create a 1/1 white Human creature token."

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +0/+3 and has vigilance. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Enchantment

Whenever a creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Creature — Elemental Incarnation

When this creature enters, if {W}{W} was spent to cast it, create two 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature tokens. When this creature enters, if {R}{R} was spent to cast it, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain haste until end of turn. Evoke {R/W}{R/W} (You may cast this spell for its evoke cost. If you do, it's sacrificed when it enters.)

Creature — Human Wizard

{T}: Target player mills a card.

Sorcery

The owner of target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls shuffles it into their library. You may shuffle up to four target cards from your graveyard into your library.

Instant

Choose one — • Cathartic Pyre deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker. • Discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard two cards. Draw three cards.

Artifact Creature — Construct

When this creature dies, add {C}{C}{C}.

Instant

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {1} — Caught in the Crossfire deals 2 damage to each outlaw creature. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws.) + {1} — Caught in the Crossfire deals 2 damage to each non-outlaw creature.

Creature — Insect

{1}{G}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Dragon or pay {1}. (To behold a Dragon, choose a Dragon you control or reveal a Dragon card from your hand.) Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.

Creature — Elemental Knight

Reach When this creature enters, reveal the top five cards of your library. Put a land card from among them onto the battlefield and the rest into your graveyard. When this creature dies, you may exile it. If you do, put another target card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Creature — Harpy Beast

Flying When this creature enters, return a blue or black creature you control to its owner's hand. Pay 1 life: Return this creature to its owner's hand.

Creature — Nightmare

Mutate {3}{B} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Whenever this creature mutates, each opponent discards a card.

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

Partner with Ukkima, Stalking Shadow (When this creature enters, target player may put Ukkima into their hand from their library, then shuffle.) Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {W} or {U}. {3}{W}{U}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 4/4 white and blue Elemental creature with flying and vigilance. It's still a land.

Creature — Angel Advisor

Flying When this creature enters, choose target creature you don't control and tap it. If you control a creature with a counter on it, the chosen creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +3/+3 and has "At the beginning of your end step, tap this creature." Equipped creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Zombie

Menace When this creature enters or dies, exile another card from a graveyard. When you do, choose one — • Remove X counters from target permanent, where X is the mana value of the exiled card. • Target creature an opponent controls gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the mana value of the exiled card.

Creature — Human Soldier

Flash When this creature enters, exile a card from a graveyard. Whenever you play a land or cast a spell, if it shares a card type with the exiled card, create a 1/1 white Human creature token.

Sorcery

Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If it's a Zombie card, draw a card.

Creature — Merfolk Scout

When this creature enters, it explores. (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard.)

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}. Cycling {U} ({U}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Squid

Flying Cephalopod Sentry's power is equal to the number of artifacts you control.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has trample. Equip Citizen {1} Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage, create a Blood token." (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Instant

Counter target colorless spell.

Creature — Devil

Animate Chains — When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice.

Sorcery

Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.

Sorcery

Destroy target noncreature permanent. Then that permanent's controller may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.

Artifact Creature — Scarecrow

This creature enters with two -1/-1 counters on it. {3}, {T}: Remove a -1/-1 counter from target creature.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant Mountain you control When this Aura enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield. (That creature returns under its owner's control.)

Sorcery

Target player sacrifices a creature of their choice. Flashback {5}{B}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Artifact Creature — Equipment Insect

Whenever this creature or equipped creature attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Reconfigure {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature you control When this Aura enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield. Enchanted creature has ward {2}. (Whenever it becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant land Enchanted land has "{T}, Discard a card: Gain control of target creature until end of turn."

Creature — Human Warrior

Trample This creature gets +2/+2 for each Aura and Equipment attached to it.

Creature — Human Soldier

Whenever another Human you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Goblin Berserker

As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Goblin and exile it. (Exile a Goblin you control or a Goblin card from your hand.) Pay 1 life, Blight 2: Target opponent blights 2. Activate only as a sorcery. When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.