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Creature — Cat

Double strike Eternalize {3}{W}{W} ({3}{W}{W}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie Cat with no mana cost. Eternalize only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Minotaur Pilot

Whenever a player casts a spell, if it's not their turn, this creature deals 4 damage to them. Whenever you activate an exhaust ability, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Dragon

Flying, lifelink, haste

Enchantment — Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) At the beginning of your first main phase, mill a card, then exile a card from your graveyard at random. You may play the exiled card this turn. {1}{R}: Level 2 Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, this Class deals 2 damage to each opponent. {1}{R}: Level 3 Spells you cast from anywhere other than your hand cost {2} less to cast.

Creature — Zombie Horror

Flying {2}{U}, Discard two cards: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Instant

Create a 5/5 green Wurm creature token with trample.

Sorcery

Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. If you didn't put a card into your hand this way, draw a card.

Land — Town

When this land enters, you gain 2 life. {T}: Add {C}.

Sorcery

Look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Legendary Creature — Giant Wizard

Whenever a creature or planeswalker an opponent controls is dealt excess damage, if a Giant, Wizard, or spell you controlled dealt damage to it this turn, draw a card.

Creature — Turtle

Enchantment Creature — Human Soldier

You have hexproof. (You can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Artifact

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 2 damage to any target.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Take the Elevator — Create three 1/1 colorless Hero creature tokens. • Take 59 Flights of Stairs — Tap up to three target creatures. Put a stun counter on one of them. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Enchantment

Whenever a creature enters, this enchantment deals 2 damage to it.

Instant

Choose target spell or permanent that's red or green. Its owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library.

Sorcery

Return target permanent to its owner's hand. Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Land

When this land enters, you get {E} (an energy counter). {T}: Add {C}. {T}, Pay {E}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature — Dwarf Artificer

Vigilance When this creature enters, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters). Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {E}{E}. If you do, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token.

Instant

Choose one — • Tap all Spirits. • Tap all non-Spirit creatures.

Instant

Choose target spell. You get {E}{E} (two energy counters), then you may pay any amount of {E}. Counter that spell unless its controller pays {1} for each {E} paid this way.

Instant

Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them onto the battlefield. It gains "At the beginning of your end step, return this creature to its owner's hand." Then put the rest of the cards revealed this way on the bottom of your library in any order.

Creature — Leviathan

Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, you get {E}{E}{E} (three energy counters). Pay eight {E}: Return all other creatures to their owners' hands. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Lizard

Trample Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you get {E} (an energy counter) for each creature you control. Pay {E}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Legendary Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has base power and toughness X/X, where X is your life total. Equip {5}

Creature — Goblin Artificer

Exhaust — {2}{G}{G}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.) Whenever you activate an exhaust ability, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Sorcery

Choose one or both — • Exile target artifact or creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. • Return target artifact or creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Enchantment Creature — Zombie

Constellation — Whenever this creature or another enchantment you control enters, exile target player's graveyard.

Creature — Human Rogue

When this creature enters, gain control of target permanent. At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more permanents you don't own, draw three cards.

Creature — Human Assassin

Deathtouch Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this creature, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control a basic land. {T}: Add {U}. {2}{U}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it or a card from their graveyard. Exile that card. You lose 1 life.

Enchantment

Revolt — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a permanent card, you may put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, you may put it on the bottom of your library.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Exile target Zombie. • Target opponent exiles two cards from their hand.

Creature — Dog Shaman

Megamorph {1}{G} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its megamorph cost and put a +1/+1 counter on it.) When this creature is turned face up, destroy target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, create a Clue token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") Creatures you control with flying get +1/+1.

Creature — Elemental

Flying Whirlwind — When this creature enters, return up to one other target creature to its owner's hand.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, airbend up to one target creature. Whenever a creature you control enters, put a quest counter on this enchantment. At the beginning of your end step, if this enchantment has four or more quest counters on it, exile up to one target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Creature — Human Cleric

Flying When this creature enters, mill three cards. You may put a Plains card or a creature card with mana value 3 or less from among the cards milled this way into your hand. If you don't, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

Instant

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U} or {R}. {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) {R/W}: Aisha of Sparks and Smoke gains first strike until end of turn. Whenever Aisha deals combat damage, you may cast a sorcery spell from your hand with mana value less than or equal to that damage without paying its mana cost.

Creature — Cat Soldier

Whenever an enchantment you control enters, create a 2/2 white Cat creature token. If that enchantment is an Aura, you may attach it to the token.

Instant

Strive — This spell costs {2}{W} more to cast for each target beyond the first. Any number of target creatures each get +1/+1 and gain indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy them.)