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Creature — Unicorn

Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +3/+3 and has "At the beginning of your end step, tap this creature." Equipped creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Zombie

Menace When this creature enters or dies, exile another card from a graveyard. When you do, choose one — • Remove X counters from target permanent, where X is the mana value of the exiled card. • Target creature an opponent controls gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the mana value of the exiled card.

Creature — Spirit

Flying Whenever this creature enters or attacks, exile a card from a graveyard. You may look at the top card of your library any time. Once each turn, you may cast a spell from the top of your library if it shares a card type with a card exiled with this creature.

Creature — Human Soldier

Flash When this creature enters, exile a card from a graveyard. Whenever you play a land or cast a spell, if it shares a card type with the exiled card, create a 1/1 white Human creature token.

Sorcery

Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If it's a Zombie card, draw a card.

Creature — Merfolk Scout

When this creature enters, it explores. (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard.)

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}. Cycling {U} ({U}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Squid

Flying Cephalopod Sentry's power is equal to the number of artifacts you control.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has trample. Equip Citizen {1} Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage, create a Blood token." (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Instant

Counter target colorless spell.

Artifact Creature — Scarecrow

This creature enters with two -1/-1 counters on it. {3}, {T}: Remove a -1/-1 counter from target creature.

Creature — Devil

Animate Chains — When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant Mountain you control When this Aura enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield. (That creature returns under its owner's control.)

Legendary Creature — Human Minion

All Nightmares get +1/+1. {B}{B}{B}, Pay 3 life: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. That creature is black and is a Nightmare in addition to its other creature types. When Chainer leaves the battlefield, exile all Nightmares.

Legendary Creature — Human Minion

All Nightmares get +1/+1. {B}{B}{B}, Pay 3 life: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. That creature is black and is a Nightmare in addition to its other creature types. When Chainer leaves the battlefield, exile all Nightmares.

Sorcery

Target player sacrifices a creature of their choice. Flashback {5}{B}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

Target player sacrifices a creature of their choice. Flashback {5}{B}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Artifact Creature — Equipment Insect

Whenever this creature or equipped creature attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Reconfigure {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Sorcery

Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.

Sorcery

Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.

Sorcery

Destroy target noncreature permanent. Then that permanent's controller may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature you control When this Aura enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield. Enchanted creature has ward {2}. (Whenever it becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant land Enchanted land has "{T}, Discard a card: Gain control of target creature until end of turn."

Legendary Creature — Human Shapeshifter Villain

You may have Chameleon enter as a copy of a creature you control, except his name is Chameleon, Master of Disguise. Mayhem {2}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for {2}{U} if you discarded it this turn. Timing rules still apply.)

Creature — Vampire Knight

When this creature enters, you draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the number of Vampires you control.

Creature — Human Warrior

Creatures with power less than this creature's power can't block creatures you control. Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Human Warrior

Trample This creature gets +2/+2 for each Aura and Equipment attached to it.

Creature — Human Soldier

Whenever another Human you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Goblin Berserker

As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Goblin and exile it. (Exile a Goblin you control or a Goblin card from your hand.) Pay 1 life, Blight 2: Target opponent blights 2. Activate only as a sorcery. When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.

Creature — Merfolk Soldier

As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Merfolk and exile it. (Exile a Merfolk you control or a Merfolk card from your hand.) Whenever this creature enters or becomes tapped, tap up to one target creature and put a stun counter on it. When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.

Enchantment

Whenever you win a coin flip, put a luck counter on this enchantment. At the beginning of your upkeep, if this enchantment has ten or more luck counters on it, you win the game.

Creature — Faerie Advisor

Flying Whenever you cast an Adventure spell, you may copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Creature — Phyrexian Beast

You may reveal this card from your opening hand. If you do, at the beginning of your first main phase of the game, add {G}. Reach, vigilance

Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra

+1: Add {R}. Chandra deals 1 damage to up to one target player or planeswalker. +1: Exile the top card of your library. If it's red, you may cast it this turn. −7: Exile the top five cards of your library. You may cast red spells from among them this turn. You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a red spell, this emblem deals X damage to any target, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast that spell."

Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra

+1: Elementals you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. −1: Add {R}{R}. −2: Chandra deals 2 damage to any target.

Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra

+2: Chandra deals 2 damage to each opponent. −3: Chandra deals 4 damage to target creature. −10: Chandra deals 6 damage to target player or planeswalker and each creature that player or that planeswalker's controller controls.

Creature — Elemental Dog

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra

At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose up to one target Vehicle you control. Until end of turn, it becomes an artifact creature and gains haste. +2: You may sacrifice an artifact or discard a card. If you do, draw a card. 0: Create a 3/2 colorless Vehicle artifact token with crew 1. −7: You get an emblem with "Whenever an artifact you control enters, this emblem deals 3 damage to any target."

Creature — Phoenix

Flying Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) Whenever an opponent is dealt damage by a red instant or sorcery spell you control or by a red planeswalker you control, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Legendary Artifact

Whenever you activate a loyalty ability of a Chandra planeswalker, you may pay {1}. If you do, copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy. {1}, {T}, Discard a Mountain card or a red card: Draw a card.

Creature — Elemental

Flying Whenever an opponent is dealt noncombat damage, this creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn.

Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra

+1: Chandra deals 1 damage to any target. −2: When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. −6: Chandra deals 6 damage to each of up to six targets.

Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) Haste Champion a creature (When this enters, sacrifice it unless you exile another creature you control. When this leaves the battlefield, that card returns to the battlefield.)

Sorcery

Discard your hand, then draw a card for each card you've discarded this turn.

Instant

Choose one — • Counter target spell with mana value 2 or less. • Counter target red or green spell with mana value 6 or less.

Sorcery

Until end of turn, any time you could activate a mana ability, you may pay 1 life. If you do, add {C}.

Sorcery

Channeled Dragonfire deals 2 damage to any target. Harmonize {5}{R}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its harmonize cost. You may tap a creature you control to reduce that cost by {X}, where X is its power. Then exile this spell.)

Creature — Human Druid

When this creature enters, put three -1/-1 counters on target creature you control. {T}, Remove a -1/-1 counter from this creature: Add one mana of any color.

Creature — Human Shaman

Wild Magic Surge — Whenever this creature attacks, roll a d20. 1—9 | Exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn. 10—19 | Exile the top two cards of your library. You may play them this turn. 20 | Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play them this turn.

Instant

Choose one — • Destroy target Wall. • Chaos Charm deals 1 damage to target creature. • Target creature gains haste until end of turn.

Creature — Hellion

When this creature enters, it deals 3 damage to each other creature.

Sorcery

Exile up to one target artifact, up to one target creature, up to one target enchantment, up to one target planeswalker, and/or up to one target land. For each permanent exiled this way, its controller reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a card that shares a card type with it, puts that card onto the battlefield, then shuffles.

Sorcery

You gain 5 life.

Artifact

This artifact enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}.

Instant

Target creature gains trample until end of turn. Draw a card.

Creature — Human Peasant

Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each attacking creature. If a Rat is attacking, this creature gains trample until end of turn.