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Creature — Human Knight

Flying Enlist (As this creature attacks, you may tap a nonattacking creature you control without summoning sickness. When you do, add its power to this creature's until end of turn.)

Land — Island Mountain

({T}: Add {U} or {R}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature — Raccoon

Descend 4 — When this creature enters, if there are four or more permanent cards in your graveyard, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Human Cleric

Vigilance When this creature enters, if it was the second spell you cast this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Artifact

{T}: Target player mills a card. (They put the top card of their library into their graveyard.) {5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

Legendary Artifact Creature — Book Construct

You can't cast permanent spells. {4}, {T}: Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}. When you next cast a spell this turn, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile an instant or sorcery card with lesser mana value. Until end of turn, you may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Put each other card exiled this way on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Legendary Artifact Creature — Book Construct

You can't cast permanent spells. {4}, {T}: Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}. When you next cast a spell this turn, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile an instant or sorcery card with lesser mana value. Until end of turn, you may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Put each other card exiled this way on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Artifact

Will of the council — At the beginning of your upkeep, starting with you, each player votes for carnage or homage. If carnage gets more votes, sacrifice this artifact and destroy all nonland permanents. If homage gets more votes or the vote is tied, draw a card.

Creature — Cat Beast

{1}{W}, {T}: Tap target nonenchantment creature.

Artifact Creature — Gnome

Flash When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -2/-0 until end of turn.

Creature — Snake Elf Druid

When this creature enters, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put that card into your hand.

Creature — Snake Elf Druid

When this creature enters, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put that card into your hand.

Creature — Snake Ninja

Ninjutsu {1}{G} ({1}{G}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control that doesn't have a +1/+1 counter on it.

Creature — Snake Ninja

Ninjutsu {1}{G} ({1}{G}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control that doesn't have a +1/+1 counter on it.

Artifact

Each creature you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each mana from an artifact source spent to cast it. {T}: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature — Spirit Detective

Flying When this creature dies, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Snow Artifact

This artifact enters tapped. As this artifact enters, choose a color. {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.

Artifact

Whenever a creature with toughness 4 or greater is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may exile it. At the beginning of the end step, if three or more cards have been exiled with this artifact, sacrifice it. If you do, return those cards to the battlefield under their owner's control.

Instant

Look at the top six cards of your library. Put up to two creature cards with mana value 3 or less from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Enchantment

Creatures you control get +3/+3.

Sorcery

Escalate—Discard a card. (Pay this cost for each mode chosen beyond the first.) Choose one or more — • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an instant or sorcery card from it. That player discards that card. • Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. • Target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Sorcery

Escalate—Tap an untapped creature you control. (Pay this cost for each mode chosen beyond the first.) Choose one or more — • Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. • Destroy target enchantment. • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature target player controls.

Sorcery

Each player shuffles all creatures they own into their library. Each player who shuffled a nontoken creature into their library this way reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card, then puts that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of their library in a random order.

Creature — Dinosaur

Reach, trample

Creature — Dinosaur

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)

Instant

Kicker {R} (You may pay an additional {R} as you cast this spell.) Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, instead that creature gets +4/+4 and gains trample and haste until end of turn.

Artifact — Vehicle

Whenever this Vehicle attacks, add {W}{W}{W} and you gain 3 life. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end. Crew 6 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 6 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Creature — Wurm

Colossal Rattlewurm has flash as long as you control a Desert. Trample {1}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Search your library for a Desert card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Enchantment Creature — Turtle

Flying, ward {2} Channel — {2}{G}, Discard this card: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. Channel — {1}{U}, Discard this card: Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. Enchanted creature gets +20/+20.

Artifact Creature — Construct

{2}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card. Unearth {U} ({U}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Bird Cleric

Flying At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains vigilance until end of turn.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Prototype {2}{W} — 1/1 (You may cast this spell with different mana cost, color, and size. It keeps its abilities and types.) Double strike When this creature enters, draw a card.

Sorcery

Target player draws two cards. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature you control.

Legendary Creature — Human Assassin

Whenever Combustion Man attacks, destroy target permanent unless its controller has Combustion Man deal damage to them equal to his power.

Instant — Lesson

Combustion Technique deals damage equal to 2 plus the number of Lesson cards in your graveyard to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Legendary Planeswalker — Comet

0: Roll a six-sided die. 1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. 3 — [−1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand. 4 or 5 — Comet deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [−2]. 6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet's loyalty ability two more times this turn.

Enchantment

Whenever you gain life, put a growth counter on this enchantment. As long as there are five or more growth counters on this enchantment, creatures you control get +3/+3.

Sorcery

Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you tap an untapped permanent you control. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

Whenever you attack, spells you cast from exile this turn cost {X} less to cast, where X is the number of players being attacked. Exile the top X cards of your library. Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among those exiled cards.

Instant

Target player draws X cards plus an additional card for each time they've cast a commander from the command zone this game.

Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Sorcery

Choose any number of target creature and/or planeswalker cards in graveyards. Command the Dreadhorde deals damage to you equal to the total mana value of those cards. Put them onto the battlefield under your control.

Land

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Instant

This spell can't be countered. Draw two cards, then amass Zombies X, where X is the number of cards in your hand. (Put X +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. It's also a Zombie. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.)

Legendary Planeswalker — Guff

At the beginning of your end step, put a loyalty counter on another target planeswalker you control. +1: Create a 1/1 red Wizard creature token with "{T}: Add {R}. Spend this mana only to cast a planeswalker spell." −3: You draw X cards and Commodore Guff deals X damage to each opponent, where X is the number of planeswalkers you control. Commodore Guff can be your commander.

Creature — Human Rogue Villain

When this creature dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Sorcery

Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. You gain 3 life.

Sorcery

Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn and must be blocked this turn if able.

Creature — Sloth Beast Employee

When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) Whenever you roll a 1, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Creature — Phyrexian Elf Warrior

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Incubate 3. (Create an Incubator token with three +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)

Instant

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) You may cast sorcery spells this turn as though they had flash. When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell twice. You may choose new targets for the copies.

Instant

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) You may cast sorcery spells this turn as though they had flash. When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell twice. You may choose new targets for the copies.