AngryComics

Sorcery

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, then proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Creature — Bat

Flying When this creature enters, if you gained life this turn, return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Artifact — Treasure

When this artifact enters, create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token. {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw three cards.

Creature — Human Soldier

Whenever another white creature you control enters, tap target creature an opponent controls.

Artifact Creature — Human Ninja

Ninjutsu {1}{U} ({1}{U}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may put an artifact card with mana value less than or equal to that damage from your hand onto the battlefield.

Sorcery

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature in your party. (Your party consists of up to one each of Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, and Wizard.) Search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle. If you have a full party, you may cast a spell with mana value 4 or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature {2}{U}: Untap enchanted creature. Umbra armor (If enchanted creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy this Aura.)

Creature — Crab Demon

Emerge from artifact {5}{B}{B} (You may cast this spell by sacrificing an artifact and paying the emerge cost reduced by that artifact's mana value.) When this creature enters, target opponent exiles the top card of their library, a card at random from their graveyard, and a card at random from their hand. You may cast a spell from among cards exiled this way without paying its mana cost.

Sorcery

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant

Crackling Doom deals 2 damage to each opponent. Each opponent sacrifices a creature with the greatest power among creatures that player controls.

Creature — Drake

Flying Crackling Drake's power is equal to the total number of instant and sorcery cards you own in exile and in your graveyard. When this creature enters, draw a card.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant land you control Enchanted land is a 3/3 red Spirit creature with haste. It's still a land. If enchanted land would be destroyed, instead sacrifice this Aura and that land gains indestructible until end of turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Flash Enchant creature you control When this Aura enters, enchanted creature gains hexproof until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.

Land — Desert

{T}: Add {C}. {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Beast

Kicker {2}{G} This spell can't be countered. Hexproof, haste If this creature was kicked, it enters with four +1/+1 counters on it.

Sorcery

You gain 4 life. Learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control. {B}{B}: Attach this Equipment to target creature you control. Equip {1}

Artifact — Equipment

Living weapon (When this Equipment enters, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +X/+1, where X is the number of artifacts you control. Equip {2}

Sorcery

Creatures you control gain trample until end of turn. (Each of those creatures can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) Draw a card.

Sorcery

Suspend 4—{G} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, pay {G} and exile it with four time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.) Create two 4/4 green Rhino creature tokens with trample.

Creature — Wurm

Sorcery

Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target Zombie you control. Flashback {3}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {4}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this land. Then you may have it become a 0/0 Elemental creature until end of turn. It's still a land.

Creature — Phyrexian Horror

Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.) When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and "This token can't block."

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may mill two cards. (You may put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.) Whenever one or more creature cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere during your turn, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Creature — Horror

Other black creatures you control get +1/+1. Other green creatures you control get +1/+1. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may create a 1/1 black and green Worm creature token.

Instant

Creative Outburst deals 5 damage to any target. Look at the top five cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. {U/R}{U/R}, Discard this card: Create a Treasure token.

Sorcery

Creeping Chill deals 3 damage to each opponent and you gain 3 life. When Creeping Chill is put into your graveyard from your library, you may exile it. If you do, Creeping Chill deals 3 damage to each opponent and you gain 3 life.

Creature — Eye

{T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast an enchantment spell, unlock a door, or turn a permanent face up.

Sorcery

Choose a permanent type. Return all cards of the chosen type from your graveyard to your hand. Flashback {5}{G}{G} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U} or {B}. {1}{U}{B}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 3/2 blue and black Elemental creature. It's still a land. It can't be blocked this turn.

Creature — Elemental

Other Elementals you control get +1/+0. {2}{R}{G}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each Elemental you control.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Indestructible Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, flip a coin. If you win the flip, destroy that creature.

Creature — Human Rogue

Haste Whenever this creature attacks, if you attacked with exactly one other creature this combat, you may have that creature's base power and toughness become 4/3 until end of turn.

Instant

Exile target card from a graveyard. Draw a card.

Sorcery // Sorcery

Creature — Ogre Pirate

Trample When this creature enters, you become the monarch.

Creature — Kobold

Instant

Target creature gains double strike until end of turn. When you roll a natural 20, return this card from your graveyard to your hand. (A natural 20 is a roll that displays 20 on the die.)

Legendary Creature — Illusion

{W}{B}: Destroy target creature blocking or blocked by Cromat. {U}{R}: Cromat gains flying until end of turn. {B}{G}: Regenerate Cromat. {R}{W}: Cromat gets +1/+1 until end of turn. {G}{U}: Put Cromat on top of its owner's library.

Creature — Kobold

Land — Lair

When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you return a non-Lair land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {U}, {B}, or {R}.

Instant

Choose one — • Return target permanent to its owner's hand. • Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated. • Destroy target artifact.

Artifact Creature — Scarecrow

When this creature enters, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. {2}: Add one mana of any color.

Land — Town

This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.

Creature — Zombie Bird

Flying When this creature enters or dies, mill two cards. (Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.)