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Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player Creatures attacking enchanted player have trample. Whenever a creature deals combat damage to enchanted player, that player exiles the top card of their library. Until end of turn, that creature's controller may play that card and they may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player At the beginning of your upkeep, you may search your library for a Curse card that doesn't have the same name as a Curse attached to enchanted player, put it onto the battlefield attached to that player, then shuffle.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player Whenever enchanted player is attacked, create a Gold token. Each opponent attacking that player does the same. (A Gold token is an artifact with "Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player Whenever enchanted player casts a spell other than the first spell they cast each turn or copies a spell, this Aura deals 2 damage to them.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player As this Aura enters, choose a card name. Spells with the chosen name enchanted player casts cost {2} more to cast. Whenever enchanted player casts a spell with the chosen name, you may sacrifice this Aura. If you do, draw a card.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player Whenever a creature deals combat damage to enchanted player, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, any number of target players other than that player each draw cards equal to the number of Curses attached to that player.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player Whenever enchanted player casts a spell, put a spite counter on this Aura. When enchanted player loses the game, you gain X life and draw X cards, where X is the number of spite counters on this Aura.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player Whenever enchanted player is attacked, you draw a card. Each opponent attacking that player does the same.

Sorcery

Exile X target creatures. For each creature exiled this way, its controller creates a 2/2 green Boar creature token.

Artifact

Zombies you control get +1/+1. {T}: Target creature card in your graveyard gains embalm until end of turn. The embalm cost is equal to its mana cost. (Exile that card and pay its embalm cost: Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a white Zombie in addition to its other types and has no mana cost. Embalm only as a sorcery.)

Artifact

Activated abilities of creatures can't be activated.

Creature — Spirit Cleric

Flying Will of the council — When this creature enters, starting with you, each player votes for an artifact, creature, or enchantment card in your graveyard. Return each card with the most votes or tied for most votes to your hand.

Instant

Destroy target creature with total power and toughness 5 or less.

Instant

Target creature deals damage to itself equal to its power. If that creature has flying, it deals twice that much damage to itself instead.

Sorcery

Casualty 3 (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 3 or greater. When you do, copy this spell.) You draw X cards and you lose X life.

Creature — Vampire Warrior

Pay 1 life: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

Instant — Lesson

Sacrifice a land. Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature — Giant Wizard

When this creature enters, if you cast it from your hand, return all permanents to their owners' hands except for Giants, Wizards, and lands.

Creature — Human Survivor

This creature can't be blocked by Glimmers. Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if this creature is tapped, you may search your library for a card, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle.

Creature — Demon

Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, sacrifice a creature.

Creature — Shark

Vigilance Islandcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for an Island card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Legendary Creature — Merfolk Artificer

{T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells or activate abilities of artifacts. Equipped creatures you control have flying and haste.

Creature — Ox

Vigilance Mobilize 3 (Whenever this creature attacks, create three tapped and attacking 1/1 red Warrior creature tokens. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step.)

Sorcery

Target player draws X cards and loses X life.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature card in a graveyard When this Aura enters, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with this Aura." Put enchanted creature card onto the battlefield tapped under your control and attach this Aura to it. When this Aura leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player may pay {1}{B}. If the player does, untap that creature.

Sorcery

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {1} — Search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. + {3} — Create an X/X green Elemental creature token, where X is the number of lands you control.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+1. When equipped creature dies, you may have this Equipment become a 2/1 Construct artifact creature with flying and ward {1}. If you do, it isn't an Equipment. Equip {1}

Legendary Creature — Goblin Artificer

Daretti's power is equal to the greatest mana value among artifacts you control. Whenever Daretti enters or attacks, choose target artifact card in your graveyard. You may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, return the chosen card to the battlefield.

Legendary Creature — Giant Pirate

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice any number of artifacts and/or creatures. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each permanent sacrificed this way and {2} less to cast for each other artifact or creature you've sacrificed this turn. Trample Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Creature — Human Pirate

{2}{U}: This creature can't be blocked this turn. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Creature — Turtle Rogue

Flash This creature enters tapped.

Instant

Look at the top three cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard. Dark Bargain deals 2 damage to you.

Instant

Regenerate target creature. Draw a card. (The next time the creature would be destroyed this turn, instead tap it, remove it from combat, and heal all damage on it.) Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, also regenerate each other creature you control.

Sorcery

Each player discards all the cards in their hand, then draws that many cards minus one.

Sorcery

Each opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice, then discards a card. You return a creature or planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand, then draw a card. When you cast a Bolas planeswalker spell, exile this card from your graveyard. That planeswalker enters with an additional loyalty counter on it.

Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle Human

Sneak {W}{B} Attacking Ninjas you control have deathtouch. Whenever Dark Leo & Shredder deal combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 black Ninja creature token. Then if you control five or more Ninjas, that player loses half their life, rounded up.

Sorcery

Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle. Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, add {B}{B}{B}.

Instant

Add {B}{B}{B}.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value.

Creature — Goblin Shaman

{1}, Sacrifice a creature: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. (You still pay its costs. You can play a land this way only if you have an available land play remaining.)

Creature — Sliver

All Slivers have "Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 3 life."

Artifact Land

Indestructible {T}: Add {C}.