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Creature — Cat

Mutate {2}{W}{W} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Lifelink Whenever this creature mutates, create two 1/1 white Cat creature tokens with lifelink.

Creature — Cat

Mutate {2}{W}{W} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Lifelink Whenever this creature mutates, create two 1/1 white Cat creature tokens with lifelink.

Sorcery

Destroy each nonland permanent with mana value 2 or less. Add {B} or {G} for each permanent destroyed this way.

Sorcery

Destroy each nonland permanent with mana value 2 or less. Add {B} or {G} for each permanent destroyed this way.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Add {B}{B}{B}{B}.

Sorcery

Exile the top X cards of your library. For each land card exiled this way, create a Treasure token. For each blue card exiled this way, draw a card. For each red card exiled this way, Culmination of Studies deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature — Skeleton Warrior

This creature enters tapped. {1}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only if a non-Skeleton creature died under your control this turn.

Sorcery

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Artifact — Vehicle

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Creature — Wurm Horror

When this creature enters or is turned face up, target creature blocks this turn if able. Disguise {4}{G} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.)

Creature — Coyote

Haste When this creature enters, another target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains haste until end of turn. Plot {1}{R} (You may pay {1}{R} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Enchantment

Whenever a creature you control becomes blocked, you may return it to its owner's hand.

Instant

Target creature gets +3/+1 until end of turn. Create a Clue token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Creature — Human Wizard

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target and 1 damage to any target of an opponent's choice.

Instant

Surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.) Draw a card.

Creature — Sphinx

This spell can't be countered. Flying When this creature enters, look at the top five cards of your library and separate them into a face-down pile and a face-up pile. An opponent chooses one of those piles. Put that pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.

Creature — Sphinx

This spell can't be countered. Flying When this creature enters, look at the top five cards of your library and separate them into a face-down pile and a face-up pile. An opponent chooses one of those piles. Put that pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.

Creature — Human Artificer

Whenever you discover, discover again for the same value. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Instant

Each player returns a creature they control to its owner's hand.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, you may draw a card.

Creature — Zombie Detective

Flying When you sacrifice a Clue, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Boar Elk Bird Ox

When this creature dies, you gain 3 life. {2}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card." At the beginning of your end step, if you didn't attack with a creature this turn, sacrifice this Aura.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant artifact At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted artifact's controller, this Aura deals 2 damage to that player unless they sacrifice that artifact.

Artifact

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a time counter on this artifact. Then if there are seven or more time counters on it, remove those counters and it deals 20 damage to you. {T}: When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Artifact

Activated abilities of creatures can't be activated.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player If a source would deal damage to enchanted player, it deals double that damage to that player instead.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player Whenever enchanted player is attacked, untap all nonland permanents you control. Each opponent attacking that player untaps all nonland permanents they control.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player Whenever a player attacks enchanted player with one or more creatures, that attacking player may discard a card. If the player does, they draw a card.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player Nonlegendary creatures enchanted player controls have base power and toughness 3/3 and lose all creature types.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player Enchanted player can't cast more than one spell each turn.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player Creatures attacking enchanted player have trample. Whenever a creature deals combat damage to enchanted player, that player exiles the top card of their library. Until end of turn, that creature's controller may play that card and they may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player At the beginning of your upkeep, you may search your library for a Curse card that doesn't have the same name as a Curse attached to enchanted player, put it onto the battlefield attached to that player, then shuffle.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player Whenever enchanted player casts a spell other than the first spell they cast each turn or copies a spell, this Aura deals 2 damage to them.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player Whenever enchanted player casts a spell other than the first spell they cast each turn or copies a spell, this Aura deals 2 damage to them.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player As this Aura enters, choose a card name. Spells with the chosen name enchanted player casts cost {2} more to cast. Whenever enchanted player casts a spell with the chosen name, you may sacrifice this Aura. If you do, draw a card.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player As this Aura enters, choose a card name. Spells with the chosen name enchanted player casts cost {2} more to cast. Whenever enchanted player casts a spell with the chosen name, you may sacrifice this Aura. If you do, draw a card.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player Whenever a creature deals combat damage to enchanted player, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, any number of target players other than that player each draw cards equal to the number of Curses attached to that player.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, any number of target players other than that player each draw cards equal to the number of Curses attached to that player.

Sorcery

Exile X target creatures. For each creature exiled this way, its controller creates a 2/2 green Boar creature token.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player Whenever enchanted player casts a spell, put a spite counter on this Aura. When enchanted player loses the game, you gain X life and draw X cards, where X is the number of spite counters on this Aura.

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player Whenever enchanted player is attacked, you draw a card. Each opponent attacking that player does the same.

Creature — Spirit Cleric

Flying Will of the council — When this creature enters, starting with you, each player votes for an artifact, creature, or enchantment card in your graveyard. Return each card with the most votes or tied for most votes to your hand.

Sorcery

Each opponent draws a card, then you draw a card for each opponent who drew a card this way.

Sorcery

Casualty 3 (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 3 or greater. When you do, copy this spell.) You draw X cards and you lose X life.

Sorcery

Casualty 3 (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 3 or greater. When you do, copy this spell.) You draw X cards and you lose X life.

Instant

Target creature deals damage to itself equal to its power. If that creature has flying, it deals twice that much damage to itself instead.

Creature — Vampire Warrior

Pay 1 life: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

Creature — Giant Wizard

When this creature enters, if you cast it from your hand, return all permanents to their owners' hands except for Giants, Wizards, and lands.

Creature — Human Survivor

This creature can't be blocked by Glimmers. Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if this creature is tapped, you may search your library for a card, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle.

Creature — Demon

Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, sacrifice a creature.

Creature — Demon

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature. When you sacrifice this creature, each opponent discards a card, you draw a card, and you gain 2 life.

Creature — Shark

Vigilance Islandcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for an Island card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Creature — Human Soldier

When this creature enters, earthbend 1, then earthbend 1. (To earthbend 1, target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.) Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them.

Creature — Human Soldier

When this creature enters, earthbend 1, then earthbend 1. (To earthbend 1, target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.) Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. Smear Campaign — {1}, {T}: Target legendary creature gains menace until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.