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Legendary Creature — Fungus

Descend 4 — As long as there are four or more permanent cards in your graveyard, Akawalli gets +2/+2 and has trample. Descend 8 — As long as there are eight or more permanent cards in your graveyard, Akawalli gets an additional +2/+2 and can't be blocked by more than one creature.

Legendary Creature — Bird Dinosaur

Flying Whenever you create one or more tokens for the first time each turn, create a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying. {3}{U}{R}{W}: Creature tokens you control gain double strike until end of turn.

Enchantment Creature — Goblin Warrior

Whenever a nontoken modified creature you control dies, create a 1/1 colorless Spirit creature token. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Creature — Goblin Samurai

Whenever a Samurai or Warrior you control attacks alone, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant artifact or creature As long as enchanted permanent is a creature, it gets +2/+1.

Creature — Elemental Dog

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Artifact Creature — Horse

Defender When this creature enters, an opponent gains control of it. At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent creates a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

Creature — Human Soldier

Flying Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Legendary Creature — Scorpion Dragon Rogue

Flying, trample Sacrifice three other creatures: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery and only once each turn.

Creature — Phyrexian Samurai

When this creature enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield. Plainscycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Creature — Human Wizard

{1}{W}: Target creature you control gains lifelink until end of turn. (Damage dealt by the creature also causes its controller to gain that much life.)

Instant

Choose one — • Target player gains X life. • Prevent the next X damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

Artifact

Creatures you control get +0/+1 and have vigilance. At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose up to one target Mount or Vehicle you control. Until end of turn, that permanent becomes saddled if it's a Mount and becomes an artifact creature if it's a Vehicle.

Legendary Creature — Otter Wizard

Whenever you cast a spell, if it's the first instant spell, the first sorcery spell, or the first Otter spell other than Alania you've cast this turn, you may have target opponent draw a card. If you do, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Sorcery

Cleave {4}{U}{U}{R} (You may cast this spell for its cleave cost. If you do, remove the words in square brackets.) Take an extra turn after this one. During that turn, damage can't be prevented. [At the beginning of that turn's end step, you lose the game.] Exile Alchemist's Gambit.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {G}{U}, {T}: You may cast spells this turn as though they had flash.

Legendary Creature — Human Scout

First strike {T}: Add an amount of {R} equal to the greatest power among creatures you control that entered this turn. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Legendary Artifact

If you would gain life, you gain twice that much life instead. If you would draw a card except the first one you draw in each of your draw steps, draw two cards instead.

Legendary Creature — Human Monk

When Alharu enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two other target creatures. Whenever a nontoken creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Legendary Creature — Human

Alirios enters tapped. Alirios doesn't untap during your untap step if you control a Reflection. When Alirios enters, create a 3/2 blue Reflection creature token.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact and/or enchantment you control.

Creature — Drix Assassin

When this creature enters, exile up to one target non-Assassin creature until this creature leaves the battlefield. Warp {1}{W} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Creature — Avatar

Flying Whenever this creature enters or attacks, draw two cards, then discard a card. Whenever you discard a card, target creature an opponent controls gets -X/-0 until your next turn, where X is the number of different mana values among cards in your graveyard.

Enchantment

You may look at the top card of your library any time. You may play lands and cast creature spells from the top of your library. The top card of your library is a Food token. It's still a card. (It has "{2},{T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Instant

Up to two target creatures each get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures in your party. (Your party consists of up to one each of Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, and Wizard.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast an Ally spell. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return target Ally you control to its owner's hand.

Creature — Brushwagg

Trample {3}{G}: This creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 for each other creature on the battlefield that shares a creature type with it.

Legendary Creature — Human Cleric

When Alpharael enters, draw two cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card. During your turn, Alpharael has deathtouch.

Creature — Human Warrior

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a card named Alpine Watchdog and/or a card named Igneous Cur, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle. Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of other attacking creatures.

Snow Land — Mountain Plains

({T}: Add {R} or {W}.) This land enters tapped.

Creature — Dog

Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.)

Enchantment Creature — Nymph

Lifelink {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature or enchantment you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Insect Beast

Trample Whenever Altanak becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, draw a card. {1}{G}, Discard this card: Return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Artifact

Your devotion to each color and each combination of colors is increased by one. {T}: Add one mana of any color. If you control a God, a Demigod, or a legendary enchantment, you gain 1 life.

Enchantment

Nontoken creatures you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance.

Enchantment

Creatures you control get +1/+1. Whenever you attack with one or more legendary creatures, you gain that much life.

Legendary Creature — Alien Advisor Guest

When Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop enters, you get {TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. At the beginning of each combat, you may have Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop's base power become equal to the total power of all stickers on permanents you control and its base toughness become equal to those stickers' total toughness.

Legendary Creature — Dwarf Cleric

Haste Whenever Amber Gristle O'Maul attacks, you may discard your hand. If you do, draw a card for each player being attacked. Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)