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Sorcery

Exile the top thirteen cards of your library, then search your library for a card. Put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Kindred Enchantment — Demon

Whenever one or more Demons you control attack a player, you draw a card and lose 1 life. At the beginning of your end step, create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with flying, then mill two cards. If two cards that share all their card types were milled this way, sacrifice this enchantment.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +3/+1, has flying, and is a Demon in addition to its other types. You may cast this card from your graveyard by paying 3 life and discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs.

Artifact — Vehicle

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.) When this Vehicle enters, for each player, destroy up to one target creature that player controls. If a creature you controlled was destroyed this way, put two +1/+1 counters on this Vehicle. Crew 2

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, draw three cards. At the beginning of your end step, you lose 2 life for each card in your hand.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen — • This enchantment deals 4 damage to any target and you gain 4 life. • Target opponent discards two cards. • Draw two cards. • You lose the game.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has menace and trample. When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card. Plot {R} (You may pay {R} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Legendary Creature — Elder Demon

Flying, trample When Demonlord Belzenlok enters, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card, then put that card into your hand. If the card's mana value is 4 or greater, repeat this process. Demonlord Belzenlok deals 1 damage to you for each card put into your hand this way.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +4/+2. Equip—Sacrifice a creature.

Land

If you control two or more other lands, this land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R}. {3}{R}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 3/2 red Goblin creature with "Whenever this creature attacks, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token that's tapped and attacking." It's still a land.

Legendary Creature — Human Noble

At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died under your control this turn, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. {2}, Sacrifice another creature: Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Legendary Creature — Dwarf Pilot

Other Dwarves you control get +1/+1. Each Vehicle you control gets +1/+1 as long as it's a creature. Whenever Depala becomes tapped, you may pay {X}. If you do, reveal the top X cards of your library, put all Dwarf and Vehicle cards from among them into your hand, then put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Instant

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Foretell {U} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Sorcery

Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put up to two planeswalker cards from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Instant

Target creature gets -3/-0 until end of turn. Then if that creature's power is 0 or less, destroy it.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, return a land you control to its owner's hand. Counter target spell.

Creature — Vedalken Wizard

When this creature enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls and all other nonland permanents that player controls with the same name as that permanent until this creature leaves the battlefield.

Creature — Human Wizard

{T}, Mill a card: Add {C}. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

Enchantment — Room // Enchantment — Room

Creature — Thrull

Black spells you cast cost {B} more to cast.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature card that shares a creature type with a creature you control, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. If you don't cast it, put it on the bottom of your library.

Sorcery

Destroy any number of target creatures. For each creature destroyed this way, its controller creates a 4/4 red Dragon creature token with flying.

Creature — Elemental

Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.) Whenever a player casts a spell, sacrifice a creature.

Land — Desert

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: This land deals 1 damage to target attacking creature. Activate only during the end of combat step.

Land — Desert

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}. Cycling {1}{B} ({1}{B}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Instant

Counter target spell. If an artifact or creature spell is countered this way, put that card onto the battlefield under your control instead of into its owner's graveyard.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}{U}{R}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Instant

Exile target permanent with mana value 4 or greater.

Instant

Target creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn. When it dies under your control this turn, draw two cards.

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a creature or planeswalker card from it. That player discards that card.

Creature — Horror

This creature can't block. {B}{B}, Exile two other creature cards from your graveyard: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Instant

Choose one — • Destroy target creature with toughness 4 or greater. • Destroy target enchantment.

Instant

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Destructive Revelry deals 2 damage to that permanent's controller.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant nonland permanent Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated. {3}: Destroy this Aura. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only as a sorcery.

Enchantment

At the beginning of combat on your turn, populate. The token created this way gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. (To populate, create a token that's a copy of a creature token you control.)

Sorcery

You may pay {2}{W}{W} rather than pay this spell's mana cost. If the {2}{W}{W} cost was paid, an opponent chooses up to two nonland permanents they control and returns them to their owner's hand. Destroy all nonland permanents.

Legendary Creature — Devil Performer

Haste When Devil K. Nevil enters, jump it over any number of creatures. If it clears those creatures, put that many +1/+1 counters on it. (You can see a jumping demonstration at DevilKNevil.com.)

Sorcery

Create four 1/1 red Devil creature tokens. They have "When this token dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."

Instant

Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard. You may shuffle up to four target cards from your graveyard into your library.

Creature — Goblin Monk

Haste Flurry — Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Instant

Target player sacrifices a creature of their choice, then gains life equal to that creature's toughness.

Sorcery

Target opponent discards a card. If mana from a Treasure was spent to cast this spell, instead that player reveals their hand, you choose a nonland card from it, then that player discards that card.

Creature — Nightmare

Whenever one or more cards are put into your graveyard from your library, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn. {1}{U}{B}: Mill a card.

Sorcery

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker you don't control. When the permanent you don't control dies this turn, you gain 2 life.

Sorcery

Exile target creature or planeswalker that's black or red. Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)