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Artifact Creature — Horse

As this creature enters, choose a color. Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen color, you gain 1 life.

Artifact — Book

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a page counter on this artifact. {5}, {T}: Draw a card. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each page counter on this artifact.

Enchantment

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.

Sorcery

Cleave {1}{B}{B}{G} (You may cast this spell for its cleave cost. If you do, remove the words in square brackets.) Search your library for a [basic land] card, [reveal it,] put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Instant

Casualty 1 (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 1 or greater. When you do, copy this spell.) Mill two cards, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

Instant

Draw two cards, then discard a card. You gain life equal to the number of cards you've discarded this turn. Jump-start (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile this card.)

Creature — Human Druid

{1}{G}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If this card is in a graveyard, effects from spells named Muscle Burst count it as a card named Muscle Burst.

Creature — Human Citizen Ally

Each non-Human creature you control gets +1/+1 for each of its creature types, to a maximum of 10.

Creature — Avatar

Flying When this creature enters, for each opponent, you may cast up to one target instant or sorcery card from that player's graveyard without paying its mana cost. If a spell cast this way would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant basic land you control When this Aura enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield.

Creature — Eldrazi

Devoid (This card has no color.) Flash Flying {1}{C}: Target opponent exiles the top card of their library. If it's a land card, you may return this creature to its owner's hand. ({C} represents colorless mana.)

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {U}{B}.

Creature — Shapeshifter

{1}{U}{B}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. This creature becomes a copy of that card, except it has this ability.

Creature — Human Wizard

({U/B} can be paid with either {U} or {B}.) {3}{U}: Target player draws a card. Activate only as a sorcery. {3}{B}: Target player discards a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Skeleton

Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.) Sacrifice a creature: Regenerate this creature. Transmute {1}{B}{B} ({1}{B}{B}, Discard this card: Search your library for a card with the same mana value as this card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Transmute only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

Look at the top three cards of target player's library. Exile any number of those cards, then put the rest back in any order. Transmute {1}{B}{B} ({1}{B}{B}, Discard this card: Search your library for a card with the same mana value as this card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Transmute only as a sorcery.)

Artifact

{1}, {T}: Add {U}{B}.

Legendary Creature — Dryad Druid

Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life. {1}, Sacrifice another creature: Dina gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the sacrificed creature's power.

Instant

Target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains vigilance until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.

Creature — Orc Pirate

Attacking Pirates you control get +2/+0.

Creature — Orc Pirate Wizard

Menace, deathtouch When this creature enters, each player loses a third of their life, rounded up.

Creature — Wolf

{1}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 and gains haste until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

Sorcery

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or land. If a land was destroyed this way, its controller may search their library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Otherwise, its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Flashback {3}{R}{G}

Creature — Zombie Soldier

Deathtouch Other Zombie creatures you control get +1/+1. Whenever another Zombie you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life.

Creature — Zombie Giant

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Zombie card in your graveyard. Whenever you cast a Zombie spell, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Creature — Zombie

This creature enters tapped.

Creature — Zombie

When this creature enters, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens with decayed. When you do, exile up to two target cards from graveyards. (A creature with decayed can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.)

Sorcery

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature that died this turn. Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Flashback {5}{B}{G} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Creature — Zombie Bear

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) When this creature enters, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. If a creature card was exiled this way, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Creature — Bat

Mutate {4}{B}{B} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Flash Flying Whenever this creature mutates, destroy target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls.

Creature — Human Noble

At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent controls more lands than you, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") {2}{W}: Choose another player. That player gains control of target Treasure you control. You draw a card.

Sorcery

Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. You gain life equal to the greatest power among creature cards put into your graveyard this way.

Creature — Human Cleric

{1}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness.

Creature — Human Wizard

{1}, Exile an instant or sorcery card from your graveyard: Choose one — • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}. • This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. • Tap target creature. • Untap target creature.

Creature — Human Citizen

Double strike This creature enters with a shield counter on it. (If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a shield counter from it instead.)

Creature — Zombie Satyr

When this creature dies, create a 0/1 white Goat creature token.

Instant

Look at the top five cards of your library. Exile one of them face down and put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. You may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost if it's an instant spell with mana value 2 or less. If you don't, put that card into your hand.

Sorcery // Instant

Instant

Counter target spell with mana value 4 or greater.

Instant

Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Instant

Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.

Sorcery

Disintegrate deals X damage to any target. If it's a creature, it can't be regenerated this turn, and if it would die this turn, exile it instead.