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Artifact — Vehicle

Imprint — As this Vehicle enters, exile a creature card from a graveyard. Tap two untapped creatures you control: Until end of turn, this Vehicle becomes a copy of the exiled card, except it's a Vehicle artifact in addition to its other types.

Sorcery

Destroy any number of target creatures. For each creature destroyed this way, its controller creates a 4/4 red Dragon creature token with flying.

Creature — Elemental

Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.) Whenever a player casts a spell, sacrifice a creature.

Land — Desert

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}. Cycling {1}{B} ({1}{B}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}{U}{R}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Creature — Eldrazi

When you cast this spell, create a 10/10 colorless Eldrazi creature token.

Instant

Exile target permanent with mana value 4 or greater.

Instant

Target creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn. When it dies under your control this turn, draw two cards.

Sorcery — Lesson

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Choose one or both — • Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield if its power is less than or equal to the sacrificed creature's power. • Destroy target creature.

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a creature or planeswalker card from it. That player discards that card.

Creature — Horror

This creature can't block. {B}{B}, Exile two other creature cards from your graveyard: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Sorcery

Each player chooses any number of creatures they control with total power 4 or less, then sacrifices all other creatures they control.

Instant

Choose one — • Destroy target creature with toughness 4 or greater. • Destroy target enchantment.

Instant

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Destructive Revelry deals 2 damage to that permanent's controller.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Until end of turn, your opponents and creatures your opponents control with hexproof can be the targets of spells and abilities you control as though they didn't have hexproof.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant nonland permanent Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated. {3}: Destroy this Aura. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only as a sorcery.

Sorcery

You may pay {2}{W}{W} rather than pay this spell's mana cost. If the {2}{W}{W} cost was paid, an opponent chooses up to two nonland permanents they control and returns them to their owner's hand. Destroy all nonland permanents.

Creature — Devil Warrior

Trample, haste Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, double this creature's power until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Devil Performer

Haste When Devil K. Nevil enters, jump it over any number of creatures. If it clears those creatures, put that many +1/+1 counters on it. (You can see a jumping demonstration at DevilKNevil.com.)

Sorcery

Create four 1/1 red Devil creature tokens. They have "When this token dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."

Instant

Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard. You may shuffle up to four target cards from your graveyard into your library.

Creature — Goblin Monk

Haste Flurry — Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature — Nightmare

Whenever one or more cards are put into your graveyard from your library, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn. {1}{U}{B}: Mill a card.

Instant

Target player sacrifices a creature of their choice, then gains life equal to that creature's toughness.

Instant

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Exile target attacking or blocking creature.

Sorcery

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker you don't control. When the permanent you don't control dies this turn, you gain 2 life.

Sorcery

Target opponent discards a card. If mana from a Treasure was spent to cast this spell, instead that player reveals their hand, you choose a nonland card from it, then that player discards that card.

Sorcery

Exile target creature or planeswalker that's black or red. Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Instant

Target player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Artifact Creature — Knight

Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.) As this creature enters, choose a color. Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen color, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Artifact Creature — Cat

{T}, Discard your hand, Sacrifice this creature: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only as an instant.

Artifact Creature — Cat

{T}, Discard your hand, Sacrifice this creature: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only as an instant.

Artifact Creature — Horse

As this creature enters, choose a color. Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen color, you gain 1 life.

Artifact — Book

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a page counter on this artifact. {5}, {T}: Draw a card. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each page counter on this artifact.

Sorcery

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains vigilance until end of turn. Flashback {W} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

Cleave {1}{B}{B}{G} (You may cast this spell for its cleave cost. If you do, remove the words in square brackets.) Search your library for a [basic land] card, [reveal it,] put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Cleave {1}{B}{B}{G} (You may cast this spell for its cleave cost. If you do, remove the words in square brackets.) Search your library for a [basic land] card, [reveal it,] put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Instant

Casualty 1 (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 1 or greater. When you do, copy this spell.) Mill two cards, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

Instant

Draw two cards, then discard a card. You gain life equal to the number of cards you've discarded this turn. Jump-start (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile this card.)

Creature — Human Citizen Ally

Each non-Human creature you control gets +1/+1 for each of its creature types, to a maximum of 10.

Creature — Avatar

Flying When this creature enters, for each opponent, you may cast up to one target instant or sorcery card from that player's graveyard without paying its mana cost. If a spell cast this way would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.

Creature — Eldrazi

Devoid (This card has no color.) Flash Flying {1}{C}: Target opponent exiles the top card of their library. If it's a land card, you may return this creature to its owner's hand. ({C} represents colorless mana.)

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {U}{B}.

Creature — Shapeshifter

{1}{U}{B}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. This creature becomes a copy of that card, except it has this ability.

Land — Gate

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Creature — Human Wizard

({U/B} can be paid with either {U} or {B}.) {3}{U}: Target player draws a card. Activate only as a sorcery. {3}{B}: Target player discards a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Skeleton

Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.) Sacrifice a creature: Regenerate this creature. Transmute {1}{B}{B} ({1}{B}{B}, Discard this card: Search your library for a card with the same mana value as this card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Transmute only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

Look at the top three cards of target player's library. Exile any number of those cards, then put the rest back in any order. Transmute {1}{B}{B} ({1}{B}{B}, Discard this card: Search your library for a card with the same mana value as this card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Transmute only as a sorcery.)

Legendary Creature — Dryad Druid

Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life. {1}, Sacrifice another creature: Dina gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the sacrificed creature's power.

Creature — Dinosaur Egg

Evolve (Whenever a creature you control enters, if that creature has greater power or toughness than this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.) When this creature dies, you may discover X, where X is its toughness.

Instant

Attacking creatures get +2/+0 until end of turn. Dinosaurs you control gain trample until end of turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Shroud (A permanent with shroud can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Enchanted creature has shroud.

Instant

Target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains vigilance until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.