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Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle

{T}: Put three +1/+1 counters on target artifact you control. If it isn't a creature, it becomes a 0/0 Robot creature in addition to its other types. Activate only as a sorcery. Whenever an artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, if it had counters on it, put those counters on up to one target artifact or creature you control.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your end step, if you control an Employee, a Performer, or a Robot, you may get {TK} or create a Treasure token. If you control all three, you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Instant

Destroy target nonblack creature.

Enchantment

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a nonland, nontoken permanent of their choice. If that player can't, they discard a card, they lose 2 life, you draw a card, you gain 2 life, you create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance, then you sacrifice this enchantment.

Creature — Human Soldier

When this creature dies, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Creature — Demon

Flying When this creature enters, if it was cast, each player exiles all but the bottom six cards of their library face down. At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card.

Creature — Giant Berserker

When this creature enters, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn. Foretell {4}{R} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Creature — Human Warrior

Backup 1 Trample Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or battle, look at that many cards from the top of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Legendary Creature — Treefolk Shaman

Each creature assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.

Creature — Sliver

All Sliver creatures have defender. All Slivers have "When this permanent enters, draw a card."

Enchantment

Whenever you cast an outlaw spell, copy that spell. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws. Copies of permanent spells become tokens.)

Instant

Double the power of each creature you control until end of turn.

Sorcery

When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Legendary Planeswalker — Dovin

+1: Until your next turn, up to one target creature gets -3/-0 and its activated abilities can't be activated. −1: You gain 2 life and draw a card. −7: You get an emblem with "Your opponents can't untap more than two permanents during their untap steps."

Legendary Planeswalker — Dovin

+1: Until end of turn, whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, put a loyalty counter on Dovin. −1: Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. You gain 1 life. −7: Look at the top ten cards of your library. Put three of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Legendary Planeswalker — Dovin

Artifact, instant, and sorcery spells your opponents cast cost {1} more to cast. −1: Until your next turn, prevent all damage that would be dealt to and dealt by target permanent an opponent controls.

Instant

You may sacrifice a Mountain rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of Mountains you control.

Legendary Creature — Human Scientist

Flying At the beginning of your end step, draw a card. Then each opponent faces a villainous choice — That player discards a card, or you may put a Construct, Robot, or Vehicle card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Legendary Artifact — Equipment

Echo of the First Murder — When Drach'Nyen enters, exile up to one target creature. Daemon Sword — Equipped creature has menace and gets +X/+0, where X is the exiled card's power. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Goblin Artificer

Exhaust — {R}: Other creatures you control gain haste until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.) Exhaust — {3}{R}: Create a 4/4 red Dinosaur Dragon creature token with flying.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile an instant or sorcery card from your graveyard. Draconic Intervention deals X damage to each non-Dragon creature, where X is the exiled card's mana value. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead. Exile Draconic Intervention.

Creature — Dragon Bard

When this creature dies, you may search your library for a Dragon card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may reveal a Dragon card from your hand. Draconic Roar deals 3 damage to target creature. If you revealed a Dragon card or controlled a Dragon as you cast this spell, Draconic Roar deals 3 damage to that creature's controller.

Creature — Dinosaur Dragon Mount

Flying, haste Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, it deals 2 damage to any target. Saddle 3 (Tap any number of other creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Mount becomes saddled until end of turn. Saddle only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

Domain — Each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is 1 plus the number of basic land types among lands you control.

Instant

Delirium — This spell costs {2} less to cast as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard. Destroy target nonland permanent.

Instant

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is your devotion to black. (Each {B} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to black.) Destroy target creature.

Artifact

{2}, {T}: You may put a multicolored creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Token Creature — Dragon Egg

Defender When this creature dies, create a 2/2 red Dragon creature token with flying and "{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn."

Artifact Creature — Construct

{2}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has trample. When a creature with mana value 6 or greater enters, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield attached to that creature.

Sorcery

Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

Creature — Dragon Wizard

Flying Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, draw a card. Enchanted creature has "{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn."

Creature — Human Archer

Vigilance, reach, deathtouch

Enchantment

Whenever a creature you control with flying enters, it gains haste until end of turn. Whenever a Dragon you control enters, it deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of Dragons you control.

Legendary Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has defender and "{2}, {T}: Other creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power." Equip {3}

Artifact

Whenever a player casts a red spell, you may gain 1 life.

Creature — Human Monk

As this creature enters, you may reveal a Dragon card from your hand. If you do or if you control a Dragon, this creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. Dragons you control have ward {1}. (Whenever a Dragon you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {1}.)

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may reveal a Dragon card from your hand or choose a Dragon you control. Dragon's Fire deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If you revealed a Dragon card or chose a Dragon as you cast this spell, Dragon's Fire deals damage equal to the power of that card or creature instead.

Creature — Human Monk

Double strike Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)