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Snow Creature — Zombie Cleric

If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, exile that card with an ice counter on it instead. You may cast spells from among cards in exile your opponents own with ice counters on them, and you may spend mana from snow sources as though it were mana of any color to cast those spells.

Creature — Zombie Cleric

Boast — {3}{B}: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. (Activate only if this creature attacked this turn and only once each turn.)

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, you may pay {2}{B}. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie Berserker creature token, then attach this Equipment to it. Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has menace. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Equip {4}

Sorcery

Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Sorcery

Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Creature — Demon

Flying At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice a non-Demon creature. If you do, create a token that's a copy of this creature.

Creature — Demon

Flying At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice a non-Demon creature. If you do, create a token that's a copy of this creature.

Creature — Crab Horror

Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) {3}{U}{U}: This creature can't be blocked this turn. Activate only if you own a card in exile.

Instant

Until end of turn, target attacking creature gets +2/+2 and gains trample and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target artifact that player controls."

Sorcery

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Flashback—Sacrifice three creatures. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Put a storage counter on this land. {1}, Remove X storage counters from this land: Add X mana in any combination of {U} and/or {B}.

Creature — Wurm Horror

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Creature — Beaver Nightmare

Flying When this creature enters, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Sorcery

Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand both on top of your library or both on the bottom of your library.

Creature — Siren Pirate

Flash Flying This creature can block only creatures with flying. When this creature enters, if you control another Pirate, tap up to two target nonland permanents.

Creature — Demon Cleric

Each nonland card in your hand without foretell has foretell. Its foretell cost is equal to its mana cost reduced by {2}. (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile it from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.) Whenever you foretell a card, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Creature — Demon Cleric

Each nonland card in your hand without foretell has foretell. Its foretell cost is equal to its mana cost reduced by {2}. (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile it from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.) Whenever you foretell a card, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Creature — Frog Wizard

Reach When this creature enters, tap up to one target creature and put three stun counters on it. If you control that creature, draw two cards.

Creature — Vampire

Lifelink {1}{B}: Adapt 1. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put a +1/+1 counter on it.) Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, it gains menace until end of turn.

Creature — Human Soldier

Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, this creature and that creature phase out. (While they're phased out, they're treated as though they don't exist. Each one phases in before its controller untaps during their next untap step.)

Creature — Spirit

Flying At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose up to one — • Tap target creature. • Target creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Creature — Spirit

Flying At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose up to one — • Tap target creature. • Target creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Enchantment Creature — Minotaur Shaman

At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {2}{R} and sacrifice a nonland permanent. If you do, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonland permanent card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Instant

Surveil 1, then draw a card. (To surveil 1, look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.) Flashback {3}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Creature — Human Wizard

Menace Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player discards that many cards. Eternalize {4}{B}{B} ({4}{B}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie Human Wizard with no mana cost. Eternalize only as a sorcery.)

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw three cards.

Creature — Bird Illusion

Flying When this creature becomes the target of a spell, sacrifice it. When this creature dies, learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)

Creature — Elemental Bird

Mutate {3}{U} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Flying Whenever this creature mutates, draw a card.

Creature — Elemental Bird

Mutate {3}{U} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Flying Whenever this creature mutates, draw a card.

Instant

Sacrifice a creature or land. Draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Human Scientist

Flying At the beginning of your end step, draw a card. Then each opponent faces a villainous choice — That player discards a card, or you may put a Construct, Robot, or Vehicle card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Creature — Plant Zombie

Haste Scavenge {3}{B}{G} ({3}{B}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to this card's power on target creature. Scavenge only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Sliver

Each Sliver creature card in your graveyard has unearth {2}. Unearth {2} ({2}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Enchantment

Flash When this enchantment enters, draw a card. Creatures lose all abilities. At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this enchantment.

Enchantment

Flash When this enchantment enters, draw a card. Creatures lose all abilities. At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this enchantment.

Creature — Elf Druid

When this creature enters, create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. {3}{B}: Squirrels you control get +1/+0 and gain menace until end of turn.

Creature — Elf Spider

Reach Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 2/1 black Spider creature token with reach and menace.

Creature — Spirit

Defender (This creature can't attack.) Flying Transmute {1}{U}{U} ({1}{U}{U}, Discard this card: Search your library for a card with the same mana value as this card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Transmute only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery // Sorcery

Legendary Creature — Elf Ranger

Double strike When Drizzt enters, create Guenhwyvar, a legendary 4/1 green Cat creature token with trample. Whenever a creature dies, if it had power greater than Drizzt's power, put a number of +1/+1 counters on Drizzt equal to the difference.

Creature — Spirit Soldier

Flying Other Spirit creatures you control get +1/+1 and have hexproof. (They can't be the targets of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Creature — Spirit Knight

Flying Whenever another Spirit you control enters, you gain 2 life. {3}{W}: Create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Creature — Spirit

Flying Double strike (This creature deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.) Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.) Whenever you gain life, draw a card.

Creature — Spirit Soldier

Melee (Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each opponent you attacked this combat.) Other Spirits you control have melee. Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to Spirits you control.

Instant

Choose one — • You gain 5 life. • Counter target spell. • Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.

Instant

Choose two — • Prevent all damage target instant or sorcery spell would deal this turn. • Target player sacrifices an enchantment of their choice. • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.

Legendary Creature — Dragon

Flying Whenever a Dragon you control attacks, bolster 2. (Choose a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control and put two +1/+1 counters on it.)

Artifact Land

This land enters tapped. Indestructible {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Artifact

{1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card. {2}{B}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Human Druid

This creature gets +2/+2 as long as you control a Dinosaur. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature — Eldrazi

Devoid (This card has no color.) When this creature enters, create two 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}." Sacrifice an Eldrazi Scion: Tap target creature.

Sorcery

All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn. Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Instant

Choose one — • Counter target spell with mana value less than or equal to the number of cards in its controller's graveyard. • Destroy target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of cards in its controller's graveyard.

Creature — Zombie Horror

When this creature enters, target player mills three cards. (They put the top three cards of their library into their graveyard.) {2}{U}: This creature can't be blocked this turn.

Creature — Dinosaur

Defender (This creature can't attack.) As long as you control a creature with power 4 or greater, this creature can attack as though it didn't have defender.

Creature — Insect

Scavenge {5}{G} ({5}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to this card's power on target creature. Scavenge only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Elf Druid

{T}: Add {R}, {G}, or {W}.

Creature — Elf Druid

{T}: Add {G}.