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Creature — Dwarf

{R}, {T}, Discard a card: Put a +0/+1 counter or a +1/+0 counter on target creature.

Creature — Dwarf Soldier

When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, you may pay {2}. If you do, create a 2/1 red Dwarf Berserker creature token, then attach this Equipment to it. Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample. Equip {3}

Land — Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.) This land enters tapped unless you control three or more other Mountains. When this land enters untapped, create a 1/1 red Dwarf creature token.

Sorcery

Create two 2/1 red Dwarf Berserker creature tokens. Foretell {1}{R} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Add {R}{R}.

Creature — Dwarf

Creature — Elf Warrior

When this creature enters, if you control another Elf, create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.

Enchantment

Whenever you discard one or more cards, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Sorcery

Freerunning {1}{U} (You may cast this spell for its freerunning cost if you dealt combat damage to a player this turn with an Assassin or commander.) Draw three cards.

Creature — Human Soldier Ally

When this creature enters, exile up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment an opponent controls with mana value 3 or greater until this creature leaves the battlefield.

Creature — Human Soldier

Vigilance When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures you control.

Sorcery

Earthbend 2. When you do, up to one target creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls. (To earthbend 2, target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put two +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped. Creatures that fight each deal damage equal to their power to the other.)

Creature — Elemental

Siege Monster — When this creature enters, roll a d20. 1—9 | Each player sacrifices a permanent of their choice. 10—19 | Each opponent sacrifices a permanent of their choice. 20 | Each opponent sacrifices two permanents of their choice.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, earthbend 2. Then search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a quest counter on this enchantment. When you do, if it has four or more quest counters on it, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains trample until end of turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, if enchanted creature has flying, this Aura deals 2 damage to that creature and this Aura gains "Enchanted creature loses flying."

Creature — Human Soldier Ally

This creature gets +1/+0 for each color among Allies you control. {2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Earthbend 5. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put five +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.)

Sorcery

Earthquake deals X damage to each creature without flying and each player.

Artifact — Vehicle

Vigilance, trample Exile an artifact or creature card from your graveyard: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn. Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Instant

Destroy target creature with mana value 2 or less. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Instant

Exile target creature or planeswalker. Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard.)

Creature — Horror

{0}: If this creature is tapped, exile target creature card from a graveyard and untap this creature.

Creature — Drake

Flying Whenever a player casts a spell, you lose 1 life.

Creature — Avatar Praetor

First strike, trample At the beginning of your upkeep, put a -2/-2 counter on this creature. Sacrifice a creature: Remove a -2/-2 counter from this creature. If the sacrificed creature was a Thrull, put a +1/+0 counter on this creature. Activate only during your upkeep and only once each turn.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Add {B}{B}.

Artifact

This artifact enters tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {4}: Roll a d6. Until end of turn, you may have this artifact become an X/X Insect artifact creature with flying, where X is the result. Whenever this artifact attacks, another target attacking creature gains flying until end of turn.

Creature — Tiefling Wizard

Flying When this creature enters, venture into the dungeon. (Enter the first room or advance to the next room.) At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you've completed a dungeon, up to one target creature becomes a Bird with base power and toughness 1/1 and flying until end of turn.

Creature — Human Peasant

When this creature enters, mill three cards, then you may return a land card from your graveyard to your hand. (To mill three cards, put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Kindred Enchantment — Eldrazi

If a triggered ability of a colorless spell you control or another colorless permanent you control triggers, that ability triggers an additional time. Whenever you cast a colorless spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy. (A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token.)

Instant

Target creature and all other creatures with the same name as that creature get -2/-2 until end of turn.

Sorcery

Return target creature card and all other cards with the same name as that card from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant

Return target nonland permanent and all other permanents with the same name as that permanent to their owners' hands.

Land

As this land enters, choose Elemental, Elf, Faerie, Giant, Goblin, Kithkin, Merfolk, or Treefolk. {T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell of the chosen type or activate an ability of a source of the chosen type.

Sorcery

Search your library and graveyard for up to four creature cards with different names that each have mana value X or less and reveal them. An opponent chooses two of those cards. Shuffle the chosen cards into your library and put the rest onto the battlefield. Exile Ecological Appreciation.

Sorcery

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. When you discard this card, you may pay {B}. When you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer Noble

When Edgar enters, draw a card for each artifact you control. Two-Headed Coin — The first time you flip one or more coins each turn, those coins come up heads and you win those flips.

Artifact Creature — Robot Scout

Reach When this creature dies, each player creates a Lander token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.")

Sorcery

If you control four or fewer lands, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Cycling—Sacrifice a land. (Sacrifice a land, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land

This land enters tapped. As this land enters, choose a color. {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color. {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return target card that has an Adventure from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Human Peasant

Whenever you cast a creature spell that has an Adventure, draw a card. (It doesn't need to have gone on the adventure first.)

Instant

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you and creatures you control this turn by creatures.

Instant

Exile any number of target creatures you control. Return those cards to the battlefield under their owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Enchantment

Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.

Creature — Efreet Shaman

Double strike Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. If you don't control a Faerie, exile a card from your hand.

Enchantment Creature — Spirit

Bestow {2}{W}{W} (If you cast this card for its bestow cost, it's an Aura spell with enchant creature. It becomes a creature again if it's not attached.) This creature and enchanted creature each get +1/+1 for each creature you control and +1/+1 for each Aura you control.

Enchantment Creature — Spirit

{6}{U}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw three cards.