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Legendary Creature — Fox Cleric

{1}{W}: Target permanent you control gains protection from white until end of turn. {1}: Target spell or permanent becomes white until end of turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +0/+4. Umbra armor (If enchanted creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy this Aura.)

Creature — Horror

Menace Whenever this creature attacks a player, exile all cards from that player's hand, then they draw that many cards. You may play lands and cast spells from among the exiled cards for as long as they remain exiled. If you cast a spell this way, you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast it.

Creature — Eldrazi Octopus

Flash Emerge {5}{U}{U} (You may cast this spell by sacrificing a creature and paying the emerge cost reduced by that creature's mana value.) When you cast this spell, tap up to four target permanents.

Creature — Human Advisor

{3}{G}: Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Creature — Elf Cleric

When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.

Creature — Wurm

Trample When this creature enters, if your life total is less than 7, your life total becomes 7. As long as you have 7 or more life, damage that would reduce your life total to less than 7 reduces it to 7 instead.

Creature — Eldrazi

Whenever another colorless creature you control enters, you may change this creature's base power and toughness to that creature's power and toughness until end of turn.

Creature — Eldrazi

Devoid (This card has no color.) When you cast this spell, you may pay {1}{C}. If you do, gain control of target creature until end of turn, untap that creature, and it gains haste until end of turn. ({C} represents colorless mana.) Haste

Creature — Eldrazi Drone

Devoid (This card has no color.) When you cast this spell and when this creature dies, create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Creature — Eldrazi Drone

Devoid (This card has no color.) Flying When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards. Flashback {3}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost and any additional costs. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

Electro's Bolt deals 4 damage to target creature. Mayhem {1}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for {1}{R} if you discarded it this turn. Timing rules still apply.)

Instant

Electrolyze deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets. Draw a card.

Creature — Dwarf Wizard

Trample Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature you control with power 3 or greater enters, draw a card.

Creature — Orc Wizard

Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, choose target creature you control. Until end of turn, it gains "If this creature would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else" and "When this creature is put into exile, create a 4/4 blue and red Elemental creature token." (Each instance of that ability triggers separately.)

Sorcery

Create two 4/4 blue and red Elemental creature tokens. {U/R}{U/R}, Discard this card: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Legendary Creature — Vampire Knight Sphinx

Flying, ward {2} Whenever Elenda and Azor attacks, you may pay {X}{W}{U}{B}. If you do, draw X cards. At the beginning of each end step, you may pay 4 life. If you do, create a number of 1/1 black Vampire Knight creature tokens with lifelink equal to the number of cards you've drawn this turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +3/+3. When enchanted creature dies, create a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.

Legendary Creature — Sphinx

Flying If you would scry a number of cards, draw that many cards instead. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Instant

Destroy target creature or planeswalker with mana value 3 or less.

Creature — Human Wizard

When this creature enters, you may exile an instant card from your hand. {X}, {T}: Copy the exiled card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. X is the mana value of the exiled card.

Creature — Human Cleric

Flying When this creature enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it. For as long as that card remains exiled, its owner may play it. A spell cast this way costs {2} more to cast.

Artifact

{2}, {T}: You gain 5 life. Shuffle this artifact and your graveyard into their owner's library.

World Enchantment

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player exiles a card at random from their hand. The player may play that card this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, if the player hasn't played the card, they put it into their graveyard.

Legendary Creature — Human Peasant

{T}: Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of tokens you created this turn. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Legendary Planeswalker — Ellywick

+1: Venture into the dungeon. (Enter the first room or advance to the next room.) −2: Look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. If it's legendary, you gain 3 life. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. −7: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control have trample and haste and get +2/+2 for each differently named dungeon you've completed."

Legendary Creature — Human

Haste Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, untap target creature, then investigate. (Create a colorless Clue artifact token with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.") Partner—Friends forever (You can have two commanders if both have this ability.)

Legendary Planeswalker — Elminster

Whenever you scry, the next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn costs {X} less to cast, where X is the number of cards looked at while scrying this way. +2: Draw a card, then scry 2. −3: Exile the top card of your library. Create a number of 1/1 blue Faerie Dragon creature tokens with flying equal to that card's mana value. Elminster can be your commander.

Legendary Creature — Human Rogue

Whenever another creature you control dies, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") Whenever you sacrifice a token, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard.)

Artifact

When this artifact enters, draw a card. Sacrifice this artifact: Choose a basic land type. Each land you control becomes that type until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Djinn Monk

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) You may look at the top card of your library any time. You may cast noncreature spells from the top of your library. If you cast a spell this way, you may cast it as though it had flash.

Legendary Planeswalker — Elspeth

+2: You gain 1 life for each creature you control. −2: Create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. −5: Destroy all other permanents except for lands and tokens.

Instant

Elspeth's Smite deals 3 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Legendary Planeswalker — Elspeth

−1: Up to two target creatures you control each get +2/+1 until end of turn. −2: Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. −3: You gain 5 life. Escape—{4}{W}{W}, Exile four other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)

Legendary Planeswalker — Elspeth

+2: Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures. −2: Search your library and/or graveyard for a card named Sunlit Hoplite and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle. −8: Until end of turn, creatures you control gain flying and get +X/+X, where X is your devotion to white.

Creature — Tiefling Peasant

Trample, myriad (Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token copy that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.) As long as this creature is attacking, it gets +X/+0, where X is the number of lands defending player controls.