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Legendary Creature — Alien Advisor Guest

When Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop enters, you get {TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. At the beginning of each combat, you may have Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop's base power become equal to the total power of all stickers on permanents you control and its base toughness become equal to those stickers' total toughness.

Legendary Creature — Dwarf Cleric

Haste Whenever Amber Gristle O'Maul attacks, you may discard your hand. If you do, draw a card for each player being attacked. Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Legendary Creature — Dwarf Cleric

Haste Whenever Amber Gristle O'Maul attacks, you may discard your hand. If you do, draw a card for each player being attacked. Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Sorcery

You draw three cards and you lose 3 life.

Instant

Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. If you control a modified creature, draw a card. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Creature — Turtle Wizard

Increment (Whenever you cast a spell, if the amount of mana you spent is greater than this creature's power or toughness, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.) When this creature dies, if it had one or more counters on it, create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token, then put this creature's counters on that token.

Creature — Dragon Barbarian

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control and creature cards in your graveyard.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Construct

When this creature enters, you may pay 2 life. When you do, target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Instant

Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.

Creature — Dinosaur

First strike When this creature enters, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters). Then if you cast it from your hand, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. You may cast that card by paying an amount of {E} equal to its mana value rather than paying its mana cost.

Creature — Salamander Pirate

When this creature enters, exile up to one target non-Salamander creature. That creature's controller creates a 4/3 blue Salamander Warrior creature token. Encore {4}{U}{U} ({4}{U}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: For each opponent, create a token copy that attacks that opponent this turn if able. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.)

Legendary Creature — Spirit Soldier

Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, bolster 1. (Choose a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control and put a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

Whenever Anafenza attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on another target tapped creature you control. If a nontoken creature an opponent owns would die or a creature card not on the battlefield would be put into an opponent's graveyard, exile that card instead.

Legendary Creature — Spirit Soldier

Flash First strike Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, Anafenza endures 2. (Put two +1/+1 counters on it or create a 2/2 white Spirit creature token.)

Legendary Enchantment Creature — Demigod

Anax's power is equal to your devotion to red. (Each {R} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to red.) Whenever Anax or another nontoken creature you control dies, create a 1/1 red Satyr creature token with "This token can't block." If the creature had power 4 or greater, create two of those tokens instead.

Legendary Enchantment Creature — Demigod

Anax's power is equal to your devotion to red. (Each {R} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to red.) Whenever Anax or another nontoken creature you control dies, create a 1/1 red Satyr creature token with "This token can't block." If the creature had power 4 or greater, create two of those tokens instead.

Creature — Dragon

Flying Whenever one or more creatures you control attack, you gain 1 life for each attacking creature.

Sorcery

Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is 1 plus the number of cards named Ancestral Anger in your graveyard. Draw a card.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token, then attach this Equipment to it. Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery

When you cast this spell while you control your commander, copy this spell. You may choose a new target for the copy. Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 for each other enchantment on the battlefield.

Artifact Creature — Golem

When this creature enters, return a nonland permanent you control to its owner's hand.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. Search your library for an Equipment or Vehicle card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. If it has mana value less than the sacrificed permanent's mana value, scry 2.

Artifact — Food

When this artifact enters, destroy target creature. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Creature — Turtle

Vigilance, ward {3} Damage isn't removed from this creature during cleanup steps. All damage that would be dealt to you and other permanents you control is dealt to this creature instead. When this creature dies, exile it and create ten tapped Treasure tokens.

Creature — Crab

Artifact Land

{T}: Add {W}.

Instant

Destroy target artifact. Flashback {G} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Creature — Dinosaur

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Trample, ward {2} This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that convoked it.

Creature — Dinosaur

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Trample, ward {2} This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it for each creature that convoked it.

Creature — Treefolk

Each creature you control with toughness greater than its power assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.

Enchantment

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, this enchantment deals damage to that player equal to the number of artifacts they control.

Sorcery

Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a colorless card from among them and put it into your hand. Then put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Sorcery

Choose a card name. Search target opponent's graveyard, hand, and library for up to four cards with that name and exile them. Then that player shuffles.

Land

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell.

Instant

Choose a creature type. Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+0 and gain indestructible until end of turn.

Instant

Exile target creature or planeswalker. Its controller creates a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature you control enters, you gain life equal to its toughness.

Creature — Angel

Flying Lieutenant — As long as you control your commander, this creature gets +2/+2 and creatures you control have vigilance.

Instant

Target creature or planeswalker you control gains protection from colorless or from the color of your choice until end of turn. If it's a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on it. (It can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, enchanted, or equipped by anything with that quality.)

Creature — Angel

Flying As long as you control a Human, this creature has hexproof and indestructible.

Creature — Angel

Flying At the beginning of each combat, choose first strike, vigilance, or lifelink. Creatures you control gain that ability until end of turn.

Creature — Angel

Flying When this creature enters, exile all Zombies, then return all Human creature cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature — Angel

Flying, vigilance, lifelink Fabricate 2 (When this creature enters, put two +1/+1 counters on it or create two 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature tokens.) Other creatures you control get +1/+1.

Creature — Nightmare Angel

Flying If damage would be dealt to you, prevent that damage and mill twice that many cards.

Creature — Angel

Flying When this creature enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn.

Creature — Angel

Flying If you would gain life, you gain that much life plus 1 instead. This creature gets +2/+2 as long as you have 25 or more life.

Instant

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Sorcery

Anger of the Gods deals 3 damage to each creature. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.

Creature — Incarnation

Haste As long as this card is in your graveyard and you control a Mountain, creatures you control have haste.

Legendary Planeswalker — Angrath

Creatures you control have menace. −2: Amass Zombies 2. (Put two +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. It's also a Zombie. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.)

Sorcery

Choose one — • Target player sacrifices an artifact of their choice. • Target player sacrifices a creature of their choice. • Target player sacrifices a planeswalker of their choice.

Instant

Exile target nonland permanent. You lose 3 life.

Legendary Creature — Vampire Assassin

Deathtouch The first instant or sorcery spell you cast each turn has casualty 2. (As you cast that spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 2 or greater. When you do, copy the spell and you may choose new targets for the copy.)

Creature — Human Citizen

{T}: Add one mana of any color. If that mana is spent to cast a non-Human creature spell, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.

Sorcery

Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent chooses a creature card from among them. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest into your graveyard.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target Bird, Cat, Dog, Goat, Ox, or Snake.