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Instant

Until end of turn, target creature you control gains trample and gets +X/+0, where X is its power. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a nonland permanent. Each opponent chooses a permanent they control that shares a card type with the sacrificed permanent and sacrifices it. Draw a card.

Instant

Destroy all creatures and planeswalkers. If it's your turn, scry 2.

Instant

Fateful Showdown deals damage to any target equal to the number of cards in your hand. Discard all the cards in your hand, then draw that many cards.

Sorcery

Council's dilemma — Starting with you, each player votes for past or present. You mill a card for each past vote, then Fateful Tempest deals damage to each opponent equal to the total mana value of cards milled this way. Exile the top card of your library for each present vote. Until the end of your next turn, you may play the exiled cards.

Sorcery

Council's dilemma — Starting with you, each player votes for past or present. You mill a card for each past vote, then Fateful Tempest deals damage to each opponent equal to the total mana value of cards milled this way. Exile the top card of your library for each present vote. Until the end of your next turn, you may play the exiled cards.

Sorcery

Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Venture into the dungeon. (Enter the first room or advance to the next room.)

Creature — Eldrazi Drone

Devoid (This card has no color.) Deathtouch Ingest (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player exiles the top card of their library.) {3}{U}{B}: Draw a card. Each opponent exiles the top card of their library.

Creature — Elemental

Trample When this creature enters, destroy target land. Evoke {4}{R} (You may cast this spell for its evoke cost. If you do, it's sacrificed when it enters.)

Creature — Troll

When this creature enters, create a Monster Role token attached to it. (Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has trample.) {1}, Sacrifice an Aura attached to this creature: This creature fights target creature you don't control. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Human Soldier

Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and prevent all damage that would be dealt to it this turn.

Legendary Creature — Homunculus

When Fblthp enters, draw a card. If it entered from your library or was cast from your library, draw two cards instead. When Fblthp becomes the target of a spell, shuffle Fblthp into its owner's library.

Creature — Griffin

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. It gains flying until end of turn.

Creature — Dwarf Berserker

Boast — {2}{R}: Create a 2/1 red Dwarf Berserker creature token. (Activate only if this creature attacked this turn and only once each turn.)

Creature — Wolf

First strike Boast — {2}{R}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. (Activate only if this creature attacked this turn and only once each turn.)

Creature — Fish Pirate

Haste Vehicles you control have haste. Whenever you attack, if a Pirate and a Vehicle attacked this combat, draw three cards, then discard two cards.

Creature — Fish Pirate

Haste Vehicles you control have haste. Whenever you attack, if a Pirate and a Vehicle attacked this combat, draw three cards, then discard two cards.

Enchantment Creature — Nightmare

As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile a creature you control. Flying When this creature enters, exile target creature an opponent controls. When this creature leaves the battlefield, put each card exiled with it into its owner's hand.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, mill two cards. (Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.) Enchanted creature gets -X/-0, where X is the number of cards in your graveyard.

Enchantment Creature — Nightmare

As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap two untapped creatures and/or lands you control. Trample

Enchantment Creature — Nightmare

Flying, lifelink This creature can't block. Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Enchantment Creature — Nightmare

As an additional cost to cast this spell, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand. Flying

Enchantment Creature — Nightmare

When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target and you gain 1 life.

Enchantment Creature — Nightmare

Vigilance Whenever this creature attacks, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Enchantment Creature — Nightmare

Whenever this creature attacks, if defending player controls no Glimmer creatures, it gains menace and deathtouch until end of turn. (A creature with menace can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Creature — Halfling Citizen

Devour Food 3 (As this creature enters, you may sacrifice any number of Foods. It enters with three times that many +1/+1 counters on it.) Creatures with power less than this creature's power can't block it.

Enchantment

Whenever you discard a card, this enchantment deals 1 damage to any target and you gain 1 life.

Sorcery

All creatures get -4/-4 until end of turn. You become the monarch.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your end step, if one or more creatures died this turn, you gain that much life and distribute that many +1/+1 counters among any number of creatures you control.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your end step, if one or more creatures died this turn, you gain that much life and distribute that many +1/+1 counters among any number of creatures you control.

Creature — Bird Mutant

Flying When this creature leaves the battlefield, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Legendary Creature — Angel

Flying, lifelink Whenever you cast a noncreature spell that targets only Feather, you may choose any number of other creatures that spell could target and pay {2} for each of those creatures. If you do, for each of those creatures, copy that spell. The copy targets that creature. (Copies of permanent spells become tokens.)

Legendary Creature — Angel

Flying Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature you control, exile that card instead of putting it into your graveyard as it resolves. If you do, return it to your hand at the beginning of the next end step.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature dies, that creature's controller may draw a card.

Instant

You gain 5 life. Ferocious — You gain 10 life instead if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, forage or pay {B}. (To forage, exile three cards from your graveyard or sacrifice a Food.) Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Sorcery

You draw three cards and you lose 3 life. Corrupted — Each opponent who has three or more poison counters loses 3 life.

Instant

Exile target creature or planeswalker.

Sorcery

Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

Haste Feldon can't block. Whenever Feldon is dealt damage, exile that many cards from the top of your library. Choose one of them. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

Haste Feldon can't block. Whenever Feldon is dealt damage, exile that many cards from the top of your library. Choose one of them. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.

Artifact

{T}, Exile this artifact: Shuffle your graveyard into your library.

Creature — Minotaur Shaman

Inspired — Whenever this creature becomes untapped, you may pay {1}{R}. If you do, create a token that's a copy of another target creature, except it's an enchantment in addition to its other types. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Creature — Cat Beast

When this creature enters, you may exile another target permanent you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Enchantment

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, choose one — • Create a 2/2 white Cat Beast creature token. • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain vigilance until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Vampire Wizard

Flying Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.) Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, if it had counters on it, create X tapped 2/1 white and black Inkling creature tokens with flying, where X is the number of counters it had on it.

Legendary Creature — Ooze Rogue

Menace, ward {2} If a creature you control dealing combat damage to a player causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.

Sorcery

Each opponent chooses a creature they control. Tap and goad the chosen creatures. (Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.) Splice onto instant or sorcery {2}{U}{R} (As you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's effects to that spell.)

Sorcery

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Then that creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.

Creature — Zombie Scorpion

Deathtouch Exploit (When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a creature.) When this creature exploits a creature, target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Sorcery

Destroy all creatures with power greater than target creature's power.

Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

Trample Whenever Felothar enters or attacks, you may sacrifice a nonland permanent. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Creature — Human Cleric

{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

Creature — Human Knight

Flanking (Whenever a creature without flanking blocks this creature, the blocking creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.) {W}: This creature gains vigilance until end of turn.

Creature — Human Scout

Creature — Human Soldier

Double strike (This creature deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.)

Enchantment

Attacking non-Human creatures you control get +1/+0 and have trample.

Artifact Creature — Insect

This creature can't be blocked. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a counter from target permanent.