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Legendary Creature — Vampire

Haste {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card. Whenever you discard a card, if it has madness, untap Anje Falkenrath.

Creature — Vampire Berserker

This creature attacks each combat if able. Whenever this creature attacks, discard your hand, then draw three cards. Madness {1}{R} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Artifact

Whenever a land enters, this artifact deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

Creature — Goblin Berserker

Haste Whenever this creature attacks, creatures you control gain first strike and deathtouch until end of turn.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Cleric

Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.) When this creature enters, exile target artifact or creature an opponent controls with mana value 3 or less until this creature leaves the battlefield.

Legendary Enchantment

When Annie Joins Up enters, it deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. If a triggered ability of a legendary creature you control triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay {4} or sacrifice an artifact or creature. Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Creature — Dinosaur

Reach, trample Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

Instant

Counter target artifact or enchantment spell.

Instant

Exile target creature if it has mana value 3 or less. Corrupted — Exile that creature instead if its controller has three or more poison counters.

Instant

You may mill two cards. Then return up to two creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. (To mill two cards, put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Instant

Target creature gets +4/+3 until end of turn.

Creature — Insect

Reach When this creature enters, you may discard a card or pay {2}. When you do, destroy target Room.

Instant

Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Instant

Counter target creature or planeswalker spell unless its controller pays {2}. If an opponent has eight or more cards in their graveyard, instead counter that spell, then scry 2.

Sorcery

Create two 2/2 red and white Spirit creature tokens. Then if this spell was cast from anywhere other than your hand, put a +1/+1 counter on each Spirit you control. Flashback {4}{W}{W} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Legendary Creature — Angel

Flying Anya gets +3/+3 for each opponent whose life total is less than half their starting life total. As long as an opponent's life total is less than half their starting life total, Anya has indestructible.

Legendary Enchantment Creature — Harpy

Flying At the beginning of your end step, you may exile an enchantment card from your graveyard. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Sorcery

Return up to three target creature cards of the creature type of your choice from your graveyard to your hand.

Artifact — Vehicle

{T}: Target creature you control with power 2 or less gains lifelink until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn. Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Creature — Phyrexian Angel

Flying Corrupted — As long as an opponent has three or more poison counters, this creature has double strike.

Instant

({W/P} can be paid with either {W} or 2 life.) Target artifact or creature you control gains protection from artifacts or from the color of your choice until end of turn.

Instant

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) One or two target creatures each get +2/+1 until end of turn.

Enchantment Creature — Horror

Flash Whenever this creature attacks, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Creature — Human Archer

Reach Training (Whenever this creature attacks with another creature with greater power, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)

Creature — Human Wizard

{U}, {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.

Legendary Creature — Human Scientist

At the beginning of your end step, draw a card for each card type among spells you've cast this turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't be blocked. Whenever enchanted creature attacks, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2, has reach, and is every creature type.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated. At the beginning of the end step, if enchanted creature's power is 4 or greater, destroy this Aura.

Legendary Creature — Human Noble

Vigilance, lifelink When Aragorn enters, you become the monarch. Whenever Aragorn attacks, up to one target creature can't block this turn. If you're the monarch, creatures can't block this turn.

Creature — Human Warrior

Double strike Whenever this creature enters or attacks, another target Warrior creature you control gains double strike until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Merfolk Wizard

{T}, Exile cards from your graveyard equal to the number of opponents you have: Target creature card in your graveyard gains encore until end of turn. The encore cost is equal to its mana cost. (Exile the creature card and pay its mana cost: For each opponent, create a token copy that attacks that opponent this turn if able. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Sphinx

Flying Inspired — Whenever this creature becomes untapped, reveal the top card of your library. If it's an artifact, creature, or land card, you may put it onto the battlefield with a manifestation counter on it. That permanent is an enchantment in addition to its other types.

Creature — Giant

Reach {3}{G}{G}{G}: Monstrosity 3. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.) When this creature becomes monstrous, destroy target creature with flying an opponent controls.

Creature — Elf Druid

{T}: Untap target Forest.

Creature — Sloth Beast

Reach When this creature enters, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has "{1}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature that's blocking it." Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Beast

{R}, Exile the top ten cards of your library: This creature deals 2 damage to any target.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to four target creatures. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice a token: Double the number of each kind of counter on target creature.

Instant

Counter target spell. Its controller may draw up to two cards at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep. You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Artifact — Book

{3}, {T}: Draw a card.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has flying.

Instant

Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an instant or sorcery card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Flashback {3}{U}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Creature — Elf Wizard

Search the Room — {5}{U}: Roll a d20. 1—9 | Draw a card. 10—20 | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Enchantment

Instant and sorcery spells cost {2} less to cast.

Artifact Creature — Wizard

Prototype {1}{U}{U} — 2/1 (You may cast this spell with different mana cost, color, and size. It keeps its abilities and types.) When this creature enters, if you cast it, exile target instant or sorcery card with mana value less than or equal to this creature's power from your graveyard. Copy that card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {W}, {U}, or {B}.

Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Instant

Target creature gets -4/-0 until end of turn. Learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)