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Legendary Creature — Human Shaman

When Ghired enters, create a 4/4 green Rhino creature token with trample. Whenever Ghired attacks, populate. The token enters tapped and attacking. (To populate, create a token that's a copy of a creature token you control.)

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R}. {1}{R}: This land becomes a 2/1 red Warrior creature with first strike until end of turn. It's still a land. (It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

Creature — Human Wizard

As long as there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+0 and has haste. (It can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Creature — Spirit

Flying {U}{U}{U}: Regenerate this creature.

Legendary Creature — Spirit Pirate

Ghost of Ramirez DePietro can't be blocked by creatures with toughness 3 or greater. Whenever Ghost of Ramirez DePietro deals combat damage to a player, choose up to one target card in a graveyard that was discarded or put there from a library this turn. Put that card into its owner's hand. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Whenever Ghost-Spider attacks, she deals X damage to defending player, where X is the number of attacking creatures.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+2. Equip {3} This Equipment's equip ability costs {2} less to activate if it targets a colorless creature.

Instant

Devoid (This card has no color.) This spell costs {2} less to cast if an opponent controls a multicolored permanent. Ghostfire Slice deals 4 damage to any target.

Instant

Exile two target artifacts, creatures, and/or lands you control, then return those cards to the battlefield under your control.

Creature — Spirit Rogue

Whenever this creature becomes untapped, you may pay {2}. If you do, draw a card. Whenever an opponent casts a spell from anywhere other than their hand, draw a card. Discard a card: This creature can't be blocked this turn.

Enchantment

Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.

Artifact

{T}: Each player mills a card.

Sorcery

Create X 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens with decayed, where X is half the number of creature cards in your graveyard, rounded up. (A creature with decayed can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.) Flashback {3}{B}{G} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Enchantment

Whenever one or more nontoken creatures die, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. This ability triggers only once each turn. (A creature with decayed can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.)

Creature — Zombie Treefolk

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature card in your graveyard.

Creature — Insect

Trample Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) Other creatures you control have trample and ward {2}.

Creature — Dinosaur Beast

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) Players can't gain life.

Instant

Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Creature — Insect

Reach When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

Creature — Ox

This creature crews Vehicles using its toughness rather than its power.

Creature — Turtle

This creature can't attack if it attacked during your last turn.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+1. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a creature, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Enchantment

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 1 life and discards a card. Hellbent — Skip your upkeep step if you have no cards in hand. Madness {2}{B}{B} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon

During your turn, Gideon Blackblade is a 4/4 Human Soldier creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Gideon Blackblade during your turn. +1: Up to one other target creature you control gains your choice of vigilance, lifelink, or indestructible until end of turn. −6: Exile target nonland permanent.

Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon

+1: Until your next turn, prevent all damage target permanent would deal. 0: Until end of turn, Gideon becomes a 4/4 Human Soldier creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. 0: You get an emblem with "As long as you control a Gideon planeswalker, you can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game."

Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon

+1: Until end of turn, Gideon becomes a 5/5 Human Soldier Ally creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. 0: Create a 2/2 white Knight Ally creature token. −4: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +1/+1."

Sorcery

If an opponent controls more lands than you, search your library for up to three Plains cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 as long as it's a Vampire. Otherwise, it gets -2/-2.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When enchanted creature dies, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. Return this card to the battlefield attached to that creature at the beginning of the next end step.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant land When this Aura enters, you gain 3 life. Enchanted land has "{T}: Add two mana of any one color."

Creature — Aetherborn Vampire

Deathtouch, lifelink

Instant

Replicate {U} (When you cast this spell, copy it for each time you paid its replicate cost. You may choose new targets for the copies.) Tap target permanent.

Creature — Frog

As long as you control seven or more lands, this creature gets +2/+2.

Legendary Creature — Elf Druid

{T}: Add {G}. When you spend this mana to cast a spell with mana value 6 or greater, draw a card. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Artifact

{T}: Add three mana of any one color.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Equipped creature has flying. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Legendary Creature — Human Samurai

Whenever Gilgamesh enters or attacks, look at the top six cards of your library. You may put any number of Equipment cards from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. When you put one or more Equipment onto the battlefield this way, you may attach one of them to a Samurai you control.

Land

As this land enters, you may reveal an Elf card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Legendary Creature — Dwarf Warrior

Gimli has indestructible as long as two or more creatures died under your control this turn. Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Gimli. When this ability resolves for the third time this turn, Gimli fights up to one target creature you don't control.

Land — Forest

({T}: Add {G}.) This land enters tapped unless you control three or more other Forests. When this land enters untapped, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Artifact Creature — Food Golem

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) {1}: This creature can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life.

Legendary Creature — Human Warlock

Ward—{2}, Pay 2 life. Skeletons and Zombies you control get +1/+1 and have menace. Whenever you commit a crime, create two tapped 2/2 blue and black Zombie Rogue creature tokens. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.)

Creature — Phyrexian Wizard

When this creature enters, you may tap it. If you do, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Sorcery // Sorcery

Creature — Phyrexian Human Assassin

At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are three or more creature cards in your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Snow Land — Plains Island

({T}: Add {W} or {U}.) This land enters tapped.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control a Plains or an Island. {T}: Add {W} or {U}.

Instant

Tap target creature. Its controller mills two cards. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. (They put the top two cards of their library into their graveyard.) Draw a card.