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Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

Other Humans you control get +1/+1. Whenever General Kudro or another Human you control enters, exile target card from an opponent's graveyard. {2}, Sacrifice two Humans: Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.

Legendary Artifact Creature — Elemental Soldier

Trample When General Traag enters, you may sacrifice another artifact. When you do, General Traag deals 4 damage to target creature.

Creature — Elemental

{T}, Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}{C}. If that mana is spent on a creature spell, it gains haste until end of turn. (That creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.)

Instant

Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.

Creature — Spirit

Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Creature — Plant Hydra

When you cast this spell, reveal the top X cards of your library. You may put a nonland permanent card with mana value X or less from among them onto the battlefield. Then shuffle the rest into your library. This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.

Legendary Creature — Frog Mutant Rogue

Trample Whenever Genghis Frog or another Mutant you control enters, create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Legendary Creature — Moonfolk Wizard

Whenever another nontoken permanent you control leaves the battlefield, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn. Create a creature token with those characteristics. • 2/2 white Fox with vigilance. • 1/2 blue Moonfolk with flying. • 1/1 black Rat with lifelink. {3}{W}{U}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Creature — Human Artificer

When this creature enters, if you cast it, discover 3. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 3 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Sorcery

Destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Draw a card.

Creature — Fractal Crab

Whenever you cast a spell with {X} in its mana cost, look at the top X cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Land — Swamp Mountain

({T}: Add {B} or {R}.) This land enters tapped.

Creature — Zombie Horror

When this creature enters, target player mills five cards. Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Artifact — Vehicle

Haste Whenever this Vehicle attacks or blocks, return up to one target creature that crewed it this turn to its owner's hand. Crew 1

Instant

Target player sacrifices a creature of their choice and loses 1 life.

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie

Other creatures you control get -1/-1. {1}{B}{B}, {T}: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains "If this creature would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else." Activate only as a sorcery.

Instant

Choose one — • Counter target creature or enchantment spell. • Return one or two target creatures and/or enchantments you own to your hand.

Creature — Drake

Flying During turns other than yours, spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Creature — Human Warrior Ally

Flying Waterbend {4}: Draw a card, then discard a card. (While paying a waterbend cost, you can tap your artifacts and creatures to help. Each one pays for {1}.)

Sorcery

Exile all creature cards from target player's graveyard in a face-down pile, shuffle that pile, then manifest those cards. (To manifest a card, put it onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

Enchantment

Tap two untapped artifacts you control: This enchantment deals 1 damage to any target.

Legendary Creature — Human Shaman

When Ghired enters, create a 4/4 green Rhino creature token with trample. Whenever Ghired attacks, populate. The token enters tapped and attacking. (To populate, create a token that's a copy of a creature token you control.)

Creature — Human Wizard

As long as there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+0 and has haste. (It can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+2. Equip {3} This Equipment's equip ability costs {2} less to activate if it targets a colorless creature.

Creature — Sliver

All Slivers are colorless.

Legendary Creature — Spirit Pirate

Ghost of Ramirez DePietro can't be blocked by creatures with toughness 3 or greater. Whenever Ghost of Ramirez DePietro deals combat damage to a player, choose up to one target card in a graveyard that was discarded or put there from a library this turn. Put that card into its owner's hand. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Creature — Spirit

Flying {U}{U}{U}: Regenerate this creature.

Artifact

{T}: Each player mills a card.

Sorcery

Create X 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens with decayed, where X is half the number of creature cards in your graveyard, rounded up. (A creature with decayed can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.) Flashback {3}{B}{G} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Enchantment

Whenever one or more nontoken creatures die, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. This ability triggers only once each turn. (A creature with decayed can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.)

Creature — Zombie Treefolk

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature card in your graveyard.

Creature — Dinosaur Beast

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) Players can't gain life.

Instant

Choose one — • Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls. • Destroy target artifact.

Instant

Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Creature — Fish

Waterbend {3}: This creature can't be blocked this turn. (While paying a waterbend cost, you can tap your artifacts and creatures to help. Each one pays for {1}.) Islandcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for an Island card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Creature — Insect

Reach When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

Creature — Ox

This creature crews Vehicles using its toughness rather than its power.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+1. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a creature, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Turtle

This creature can't attack if it attacked during your last turn.

Enchantment

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 1 life and discards a card. Hellbent — Skip your upkeep step if you have no cards in hand. Madness {2}{B}{B} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon

+1: Until end of turn, Gideon becomes a 5/5 Human Soldier Ally creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. 0: Create a 2/2 white Knight Ally creature token. −4: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +1/+1."

Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon

During your turn, Gideon Blackblade is a 4/4 Human Soldier creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Gideon Blackblade during your turn. +1: Up to one other target creature you control gains your choice of vigilance, lifelink, or indestructible until end of turn. −6: Exile target nonland permanent.

Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon

+1: Until your next turn, prevent all damage target permanent would deal. 0: Until end of turn, Gideon becomes a 4/4 Human Soldier creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. 0: You get an emblem with "As long as you control a Gideon planeswalker, you can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game."

Creature — Aetherborn Vampire

Deathtouch, lifelink

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 as long as it's a Vampire. Otherwise, it gets -2/-2.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When enchanted creature dies, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. Return this card to the battlefield attached to that creature at the beginning of the next end step.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant land When this Aura enters, you gain 3 life. Enchanted land has "{T}: Add two mana of any one color."

Instant

Replicate {U} (When you cast this spell, copy it for each time you paid its replicate cost. You may choose new targets for the copies.) Tap target permanent.

Creature — Frog

As long as you control seven or more lands, this creature gets +2/+2.