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Legendary Creature — Zombie God

Menace When God-Eternal Bontu enters, sacrifice any number of other permanents, then draw that many cards. When God-Eternal Bontu dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, you may put it into its owner's library third from the top.

Legendary Creature — Zombie God

Deathtouch When God-Eternal Rhonas enters, double the power of each other creature you control until end of turn. Those creatures gain vigilance until end of turn. When God-Eternal Rhonas dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, you may put it into its owner's library third from the top.

Land — Plains Swamp

({T}: Add {W} or {B}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Artifact

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may exile a creature card from your graveyard. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie. It gains haste until end of turn.

Legendary Artifact

Spells your opponents cast cost {2} more to cast. At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses 1 life.

Creature — Cat

Vigilance Foretell {3}{W} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Instant

Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn. (It can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, enchanted, or equipped by anything of that color.) Scry 1.

Sorcery

Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.) Cycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Instant

Destroy target nonartifact creature.

Artifact — Food

When this artifact enters, draw a card. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Sorcery

Draw a card for each different power among creatures you control.

Enchantment Creature — Fox Monk

Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

Artifact Creature — Dinosaur Thopter

Flying, lifelink Each legendary permanent you control has ward {2}. (Whenever it becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.)

Artifact Land

This land enters tapped. Indestructible {T}: Add {W} or {B}.

Artifact Creature — Myr

{T}: Add {W}.

Instant

Create a Treasure token. Until end of turn, up to one target creature gets +2/+2 for each Treasure you control.

Creature — Hydra

Vigilance, trample, haste This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. When this creature dies, create a number of tapped Treasure tokens equal to its power.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 for each Equipment attached to it. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Instant

Choose one — • All creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn. • Destroy target enchantment. • Regenerate each creature you control.

Artifact

{T}: Add {B} or {G}. {B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Creature — Troll Skeleton

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each creature card in your graveyard. {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Regenerate this creature. Dredge 6 (If you would draw a card, you may mill six cards instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.)

Land — Gate

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Creature — Elf Shaman

{4}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. {4}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Artifact

{T}: Add {B} or {G}. {B/G}{B/G}{B/G}{B/G}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.

Creature — Insect

Artifact

{1}, {T}: Add {B}{G}.

Creature — Human Warrior

When this creature dies, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library. Dredge 4 (If you would draw a card, you may mill four cards instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.)

Creature — Giant Wizard

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand, exile that card with a dream counter on it instead of putting it into your graveyard as it resolves. Whenever this creature attacks, you may cast a spell from among cards you own in exile with dream counters on them without paying its mana cost.

Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror

When Gollum leaves the battlefield, the Ring tempts you. {B}, Sacrifice a creature: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only as a sorcery.

Legendary Artifact Creature — Scout

When Golos enters, you may search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. {2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play them this turn without paying their mana costs.

Creature — Human Warrior

Whenever this creature attacks, target creature an opponent controls with power less than or equal to the number of Warriors you control can't block this turn.

Sorcery

Choose one or both — • Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. • Go Ninja Go deals damage equal to the greatest power among creatures you control to target creature an opponent controls.

Legendary Creature — Aetherborn Rogue

Deathtouch When Gonti enters, look at the top four cards of target opponent's library, exile one of them face down, then put the rest on the bottom of that library in a random order. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.

Creature — Plant Beast

{T}: Add {G}.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has deathtouch. (Any amount of damage it deals to a creature is enough to destroy that creature.) Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Ape Shaman

{X}{X}{1}: Destroy target noncreature artifact with mana value X.

Artifact Creature — Construct

Prototype {1}{B} — 1/1 (You may cast this spell with different mana cost, color, and size. It keeps its abilities and types.) Deathtouch

Legendary Creature — Human Scout

You and permanents you control have protection from Salamanders. At the beginning of your end step, each player who controls the fewest creatures creates a 4/3 blue Salamander Warrior creature token.

Legendary Enchantment Creature — Shrine

First strike At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {1}. When you do, Go-Shintai of Ancient Wars deals X damage to target player or planeswalker, where X is the number of Shrines you control.

Legendary Enchantment Creature — Shrine

Trample At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {1}. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target Shrine for each Shrine you control.

Legendary Enchantment Creature — Shrine

Deathtouch At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {1}. When you do, destroy target creature with toughness X or less, where X is the number of Shrines you control.

Legendary Enchantment Creature — Shrine

Flying At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {1}. When you do, target player mills X cards, where X is the number of Shrines you control. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.)

Legendary Enchantment Creature — Shrine

Vigilance At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a 1/1 colorless Spirit creature token for each Shrine you control.

Creature — Illusion

Flying When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it.

Enchantment — Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) Whenever a creature you control enters, surveil 1. {1}{U}: Level 2 Whenever you attack, target attacking creature with power 3 or less can't be blocked this turn. {3}{U}: Level 3 Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may exile it, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

When Gothmog enters, amass Orcs 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. It's also an Orc. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first.) Creature tokens you control have deathtouch.

Legendary Artifact Creature — Juggernaut

Juggernauts you control attack each combat if able. Juggernauts you control can't be blocked by Walls. Other creatures you control have base power and toughness 5/3 and are Juggernauts in addition to their other creature types.