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Enchantment

All creatures attack each combat if able. All creatures block each combat if able.

Sorcery

Grapeshot deals 1 damage to any target. Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)

Instant

Mill three cards, then you may return a creature or land card from your graveyard to your hand. (To mill three cards, put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Instant

Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, for each opponent, exile up to one target nonland permanent that player controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. (Those permanents return under their owners' control.)

Land — Desert

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature you don't control dies, return it to the battlefield under your control with an additional +1/+1 counter on it at the beginning of the next end step. That creature is a black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types.

Creature — Human Warrior

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses life equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard.

Sorcery

Choose one — • Target player creates a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Entwine {2} (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.)

Creature — Zombie

When this creature enters, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {B/R}, {T}: Add {B}{B}, {B}{R}, or {R}{R}.

Snow Instant

Scry X, where X is the amount of {S} spent to cast this spell, then draw three cards. ({S} is mana from a snow source.)

Sorcery

This spell has flash as long as there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard. Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Enchantment

Creatures with flying get +2/+0. Creatures without flying get -2/-0.

Creature — Crocodile

Islandwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island.)

Legendary Creature — Horror

Whenever a creature you control becomes blocked, you may return it to its owner's hand. Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Rat Pilot

At the beginning of combat on your turn, return target Vehicle card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of your next end step.

Creature — Goblin Artificer

Exhaust — {2}{R}: Discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.)

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest or a Plains. {T}: Add {B}. {1}{B}, {T}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token.

Creature — Human Artificer

When this creature enters, create a tapped Powerstone token for each other creature you control. (They're artifacts with "{T}: Add {C}. This mana can't be spent to cast a nonartifact spell.")

Creature — Treefolk Druid

{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact Land

{T}: Add {R}.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}. {W}{W}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this land and a creature you control: Create a 4/4 white Angel Warrior creature token with flying and vigilance. Activate only as a sorcery.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast an instant or sorcery spell. {5}: If this land isn't a creature, it becomes a 2/4 Wizard creature with "Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn." It's still a land.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add two mana in any combination of colors. Spend this mana only to cast legendary spells.

Instant

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {2}{R} — Untap all creatures you control. If it's your combat phase, there is an additional combat phase after this phase. + {2} — Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain first strike until end of turn. + {R} — Choose target opponent. Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to that player this turn, create a tapped Treasure token.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +4/+0. Equip {5} ({5}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Horror

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a permanent. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices two permanents of their choice.

Creature — Wurm

This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Enchantment Creature — Dog

Trample Channel — {2}{G}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Artifact Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile five instant and/or sorcery cards you own with the same artist and different names from outside the game. I, II, III — Choose one of the exiled cards at random. You may cast it without paying its mana cost.

Enchantment

{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.

Creature — Human Pirate

When this creature dies, scry 1 and create a Treasure token. (To scry 1, look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom. A Treasure token is an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature — Dragon

Flying Poison Breath — When this creature enters, until end of turn, whenever a creature an opponent controls is dealt damage, destroy it.

Creature — Ooze

Flash When this creature enters, counter target activated or triggered ability from an artifact or enchantment source. If a permanent's ability is countered this way, destroy that permanent. Foretell {G} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Sorcery

Reveal the top X plus one cards of your library. Choose a creature card and/or a land card from among them. Put those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. If X is 5 or more, instead put the chosen cards onto the battlefield or into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Enchantment — Room // Enchantment — Room

Creature — Human Scout

Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, create a 1/1 red Gremlin creature token.

Legendary Creature — Goblin Rogue

Grenzo enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. {2}: Put the bottom card of your library into your graveyard. If it's a creature card with power less than or equal to Grenzo's power, put it onto the battlefield.

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

When Greta enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") {G}, Sacrifice a Food: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery. {1}{B}, Sacrifice a Food: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Legendary Creature — Halfling Druid

{2}{G}{U}: Draw a card. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Human Warrior

Menace Greven gets +X/+0, where X is the amount of life you've lost this turn. Whenever Greven attacks, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, you draw cards equal to that creature's power and you lose life equal to that creature's toughness.

Creature — Elemental Incarnation

Menace When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Evoke—Exile a black card from your hand.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying. When enchanted creature dies, create a 2/2 white Griffin creature token with flying.

Creature — Griffin

Flying Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {2}{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Draw a card.

Sorcery

Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature — Human Warrior

Trample Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, surveil 3. (Look at the top three cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.) Delirium — This creature gets +2/+2 as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.