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Land

{T}: Add {C}. {R}, {T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn. {3}{R}{R}, {T}: If you both own and control this land and a creature named Hanweir Garrison, exile them, then meld them into Hanweir, the Writhing Township.

Legendary Creature — Human Cleric

Whenever Hapatra deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter on target creature. Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token with deathtouch.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, each player gains 5 life and draws a card. At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are five colors among permanents you control, there are six or more card types among permanents you control and/or cards in your graveyard, and your life total is greater than or equal to your starting life total, you win the game.

Creature — Human Druid Ally

{T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of Allies you control.

Legendary Creature — Elf Warrior

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) When Harald enters, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal an Elf, Warrior, or Tyvar card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Mill three cards. You may put an Elf or Tyvar card from your graveyard onto the battlefield. II — Put a +1/+1 counter on each Elf you control. III — Whenever an Elf you control attacks this turn, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Creature — Dragon

Flying {2}{R}: This creature deals 1 damage to each creature without flying. {2}{G}: This creature deals 1 damage to each other creature with flying.

Creature — Merfolk Wizard

Nonbasic lands are Islands.

Creature — Plant Rogue

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Whenever you commit a crime, untap this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.)

Creature — Human Soldier

Whenever this creature attacks, another target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Sorcery

Create a 0/3 blue Crab creature token. Investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant artifact you control When this Aura enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield. Enchanted permanent has ward {1}.

Legendary Enchantment — Background

Commander creatures you own have "Whenever this creature attacks a player, if no opponent has more life than that player, another target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power."

Legendary Creature — Human

{T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells or activate abilities of artifacts. Partner—Friends forever (You can have two commanders if both have this ability.)

Creature — Sliver

All Slivers have "When this permanent enters, destroy target artifact or enchantment."

Creature — Archon

Flying Non-Archon creatures have base power and toughness 3/3. When this creature enters, create two 1/1 white Human creature tokens.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant land you control Enchanted land is a 4/5 green Spirit creature with vigilance and haste. It's still a land. If enchanted land would be destroyed, instead sacrifice this Aura and that land gains indestructible until end of turn.

Sorcery

Draw three cards.

Creature — Dinosaur

Vigilance Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, return target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Instant

Exchange your hand and graveyard. Exile Harness Infinity.

Instant

Destroy target creature. Its controller creates a 1/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a creature card from it. That player discards that card. Scry 1.

Legendary Creature — Human Peasant Ally

Whenever another Ally you control enters, earthbend 1. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.)

Creature — Spirit

Menace When this creature enters, other creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn. {1}{B}, Discard this card: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.

Creature — Demon

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) Whenever another nontoken creature dies, you may draw a card.

Creature — Human Warrior

Coven — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control three or more creatures with different powers, this creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less this turn.

Land — Desert

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {G}. {1}{G}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice a Desert: Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Human Spy Warrior

When you cast this spell, copy it for each time you've cast your commander from the command zone this game. When this creature enters, destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has vigilance, trample, and haste. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Enchantment

{B}: Put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Land — Swamp Forest

({T}: Add {B} or {G}.) This land enters tapped.

Creature — Zombie Wizard

{1}: You may cast target creature card in a graveyard this turn. When you cast it this turn, this creature gains all activated abilities of that card until end of turn.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Dragon creature spell. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return target Dragon creature card or Ugin planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Devil

Whenever you sacrifice a permanent, this creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Legendary Creature — Human Archer Hero

Reach Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, if Hawkeye dealt damage to it this turn, draw a card. {T}: Hawkeye deals 1 damage to any target.

Artifact

{2}, {T}: Target creature you control phases out. (Treat it and anything attached to it as though they don't exist until your next turn.)

Sorcery

Hazardous Blast deals 1 damage to each creature your opponents control. Creatures your opponents control can't block this turn.

Creature — Frog

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) When this creature enters, prevent all combat damage that other creatures would deal this turn.

Instant

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Sorcery

Buyback {2} (You may pay an additional {2} as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.) Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn. Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

Desertwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Desert.) You may play Desert lands from your graveyard. Whenever a Desert you control enters, create two 1/1 red, green, and white Sand Warrior creature tokens.

Legendary Creature — God

Indestructible, haste Hazoret can't attack or block unless you have one or fewer cards in hand. {2}{R}, Discard a card: Hazoret deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Creature — Zombie

Whenever this creature or another nontoken Zombie you control dies, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Creature — Bird

Flying, lifelink

Creature — Human Wizard

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) {R}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker.

Creature — Lizard Warlock

Haste Whenever a player casts their second spell each turn, this creature deals 2 damage to target opponent.