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Instant

Choose one — • Destroy target creature with no counters on it. • Remove up to three counters from target creature.

Legendary Creature — Ogre Shaman

{T}: Heartless Hidetsugu deals damage to each player equal to half that player's life total, rounded down.

Enchantment

Creature spells you cast cost {2} less to cast. Creatures you control get -1/-1.

Legendary Artifact — Vehicle

Flying, vigilance Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.) You may remove a loyalty counter from a planeswalker you control rather than pay Heart of Kiran's crew cost.

Artifact

If a source an opponent controls would deal damage to you, prevent 1 of that damage. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You may sacrifice a creature. If you do, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control with three +1/+1 counters on it and you become the monarch.

Creature — Sliver

All Sliver creatures have haste.

Instant

This spell can't be countered. (This includes by the ward ability.) Heated Debate deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Instant // Sorcery

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Equipped creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 4 or greater. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Enchantment

Hexproof At the beginning of your upkeep, you may reveal your hand. If you do, you win the game if you own a card named Hedron Alignment in exile, in your hand, in your graveyard, and on the battlefield. {1}{U}: Scry 1.

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}{C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.

Creature — Elf Avatar

Trample Heedless One's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Elves on the battlefield.

Legendary Creature — Human Samurai

Trample Whenever a Samurai or Warrior you control attacks alone, you may cast target artifact card from your graveyard this turn.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +3/+1. Whenever equipped creature dies, you may reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card that shares a creature type with it. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Equip {1}

Artifact Creature — Astartes Dreadnought

Haste Sarcophagus — You may cast this card from your graveyard by exiling another creature card from your graveyard in addition to paying its other costs.

Instant

Choose one — • Destroy X target artifacts and/or enchantments. • Target player gains twice X life.

Creature — Human Cleric

When this creature enters, you may search your library for an Aura card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature — Beast Mutant

Graft 3 (This creature enters with three +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever another creature enters, you may move a +1/+1 counter from this creature onto it.) {1}: Target creature with a +1/+1 counter on it gains flying until end of turn.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. Destroy target creature or Vehicle. If the sacrificed permanent was a Vehicle, draw a card.

Creature — Dragon

Flying {R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Creature — Nightmare Dog

Discard a card: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Madness {2}{B} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Creature — Minotaur Mercenary

Affinity for outlaws (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Assassin, Mercenary, Pirate, Rogue, and/or Warlock you control.) Trample

Creature — Lizard Rogue

Other outlaws you control have haste. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws.) When this creature enters, create two 1/1 red Mercenary creature tokens with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."

Legendary Creature — Human Noble Villain

Whenever Helmut Zemo attacks, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with mana value less than or equal to his power from your graveyard. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead. If you cast a spell this way, put a +1/+1 counter on Helmut Zemo.

Creature — Cat

When this creature enters, draw a card.

Sorcery

Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Creature — Demon

Improvise (Your artifacts can help cast this spell. Each artifact you tap after you're done activating mana abilities pays for {1}.) Flying At the beginning of your end step, each opponent discards a card. {1}{B}, Sacrifice an artifact: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.

Creature — Angel

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Flying You can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game.

Creature — Angel

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Angel spells and Human spells you cast cost {1} less to cast for each +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Artifact

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. Creature spells you cast of the chosen type cost {1} less to cast. At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. If it's a creature card of the chosen type, you may reveal it and put it into your hand.

Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot Scout

Flying At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you've cast a noncreature spell this turn, surveil 1. {T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Legendary Creature — Demigod Warrior Hero

Whenever Hercules attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on him. He gains indestructible until end of turn. Whenever Hercules is dealt damage for the first time each turn, put that many +1/+1 counters on him. (He must survive the damage to get the counters.)

Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell. {T}: Until end of turn, target creature you control with power 4 or greater gains trample and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."

Sorcery

Domain — Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token for each basic land type among lands you control. {1}{G}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You gain 3 life.

Creature — Human Druid Ally

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {T}: Add two mana in any combination of colors. Spend this mana only to cast Lesson spells.

Instant

Kicker {1}{R} (You may pay an additional {1}{R} as you cast this spell.) Creatures you control get +2/+1 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, those creatures also gain trample until end of turn.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Whenever you gain life, choose up to that many target creatures you control. Put a +1/+1 counter on each of them.

Instant

Permanents you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

Instant

This spell costs {2} less to cast if a creature is attacking you. Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. If a Hero enters this way, it enters with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.

Instant

Choose target creature you control. Until end of turn, all damage that would be dealt to you and creatures you control is dealt to the chosen creature instead (if it's still on the battlefield). When that creature dies this turn, put its counters on up to one target creature you control and draw a card.

Creature — Spirit

Flying {3}{W}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying. Activate only if you control an enchantment and only as a sorcery.

Creature — Bird

Flying If you would gain life, you gain that much life plus 1 instead. {1}{W}: This creature gains lifelink until end of turn.

Creature — Human Soldier

When this creature enters, return target artifact or creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Creatures you control with mana value 3 or less get +1/+0.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +3/+2. Whenever a legendary creature you control enters, you may attach this Equipment to it. Equip {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Instant

Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+1. As long as equipped creature is legendary, it has trample and haste. Equip {2}

Artifact — Equipment

For Mirrodin! (When this Equipment enters, create a 2/2 red Rebel creature token, then attach this to it.) During your turn, equipped creature has first strike and trample. Equip {2}{R}

Artifact — Equipment

For Mirrodin! (When this Equipment enters, create a 2/2 red Rebel creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature has flying. Creatures you control that are equipped get +1/+0. Equip {2}{W}

Land

This land enters tapped with two depletion counters on it. {T}, Remove a depletion counter from this land: Add {G}{G}. If there are no depletion counters on this land, sacrifice it.

Land — Cave

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U}. {4}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Discover 4. Activate only as a sorcery. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 4 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Land — Cave

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {W}. {4}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Discover 4. Activate only as a sorcery. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 4 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Land — Cave

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}. {4}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Discover 4. Activate only as a sorcery. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 4 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)