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Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature. At the beginning of your upkeep, double the number of +1/+1 counters on enchanted creature.

Instant

Choose one — • Counter target spell if it's red. • Destroy target permanent if it's red.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has first strike. Umbra armor (If enchanted creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy this Aura.)

Creature — Dragon

Flying, haste You may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. (You may cast them any time you could cast an instant.)

Creature — Human Rogue

{3}: This creature connives. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)

Enchantment Creature — Siren

Bestow {5}{U}{U} (If you cast this card for its bestow cost, it's an Aura spell with enchant creature. It becomes a creature again if it's not attached.) Flying You control enchanted creature. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has flying.

Creature — Specter

Flying Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, that player discards a card at random.

Creature — Human Scout

When this creature enters, untap target creature.

Legendary Creature — Gorgon

Deathtouch {6}{B}{B}: Monstrosity 3. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.) When Hythonia becomes monstrous, destroy all non-Gorgon creatures.

Artifact Creature — Food Cat Mutant

{2}, Sacrifice another creature or token: Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life.

Instant

Tiered (Choose one additional cost.) • Blizzard — {0} — Return target creature to its owner's hand. • Blizzara — {2} — Target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library. • Blizzaga — {5}{U} — Target creature's owner shuffles it into their library.

Instant

Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.) This spell costs {1} less to cast if it's bargained. Counter target spell.

Snow Creature — Crab

Whenever another snow permanent you control enters, you may have target player mill two cards.

Snow Creature — Troll Warrior

{S}{S}: This creature gets +2/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it. {S} can be paid with one mana from a snow source.)

Artifact

If you would roll one or more planar dice, instead roll that many planar dice plus one and ignore one. {T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact

When this artifact enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Myr

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.) Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a blue Fish with base power and toughness 0/1.

Legendary Creature — Dragon

Flying, vigilance When Icingdeath, Frost Tyrant dies, create Icingdeath, Frost Tongue, a legendary white Equipment artifact token with "Equipped creature gets +2/+0," "Whenever equipped creature attacks, tap target creature defending player controls," and equip {2}.

Instant

Tap X target creatures. Ferocious — If you control a creature with power 4 or greater, those creatures don't untap during their controllers' next untap steps.

Artifact

{1}, {T}: Tap target artifact, creature, or land.

Creature — Shapeshifter

Whenever this creature attacks, you may exile another target nontoken creature. If you do, this creature becomes a copy of that creature until end of turn. Return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Creature — Elemental Dog

{1}{R}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Sorcery

Igneous Inspiration deals 3 damage to any target. Learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)

Instant

Search your library for up to two planeswalker cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature — Faerie

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Sorcery — Lesson

Discard any number of cards, then draw that many cards. Then if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, create a 3/2 red and white Spirit creature token.

Legendary Creature — Beast Elemental Dinosaur

Mutate {3}{R/G}{U}{U} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Flying, trample Whenever this creature mutates, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland permanent card. Put that card onto the battlefield or into your hand.

Instant

You choose how each player votes this turn. Draw a card.

Instant

Cast this spell only during the declare blockers step on an opponent's turn. Remove all attacking creatures from combat and untap them. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase. Each of those creatures attacks that combat if able. They can't attack you or planeswalkers you control that combat.

Creature — Jellyfish Warrior

Flash Flying {2}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.

Creature — Plant

{T}: Add one mana of any color. If you control a creature with power 4 or greater, add two mana of any one color instead.

Creature — Demon Berserker

When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}. {1}{B}{R}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: It deals 3 damage to target player. That player discards a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/-2.

Sorcery

Return each creature card with mana value X from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Wizard

Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) At the beginning of your end step, if you have the initiative, draw a card. Draw another card if you've completed a dungeon. Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Legendary Creature — Snake Druid

Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.) Spells you cast with mana value 6 or greater have cascade.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature you control enters, this enchantment deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Sorcery

Tap target creature and put three stun counters on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.) Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Creature — Dinosaur

Flying When this creature enters, another target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains flying until end of turn.

Sorcery

Create three 2/2 white Samurai creature tokens with vigilance. Scry 3.

Creature — Human Samurai

Whenever a Samurai or Warrior you control attacks alone, tap target creature you don't control.