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Creature — Human Noble

Creatures your opponents control enter tapped.

Creature — Dinosaur

Vigilance Cycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Artifact Creature — Robot

When this creature enters, you may say "INCARCERATE!" in a robot voice. If you do, exile another target artifact or enchantment until this creature leaves the battlefield.

Sorcery

Damage can't be prevented this turn. Impractical Joke deals 3 damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature, land, or planeswalker Enchanted permanent is a colorless land with "{T}: Add {C}" and loses all other card types and abilities.

Enchantment

Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 1/1 blue Faerie creature token with flying. {4}{U}{R}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Sorcery

Improvised Weaponry deals 2 damage to any target. Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant

Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Enchantment

Whenever a creature attacks, flip a coin. If you win the flip, the next time that creature would deal combat damage this turn, it deals double that damage instead. If you lose the flip, the next time that creature would deal combat damage this turn, prevent that damage.

Creature — Goblin Pirate

When this creature dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Encore {3}{R} ({3}{R}, Exile this card from your graveyard: For each opponent, create a token copy that attacks that opponent this turn if able. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.)

Instant

Zombies you control get +2/+1 until end of turn. Other creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Spirit

When Iname dies, you may exile it. If you do, return any number of target Spirit cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery

Incandescent Aria deals 3 damage to each nontoken creature.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Construct

Flying Corrupted — Whenever this creature attacks, if an opponent has three or more poison counters, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Sorcery

Target player mills X cards. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, that player mills twice that many cards instead. Flashback {X}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

Put five +1/+1 counters on target creature. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, put ten +1/+1 counters on that creature instead. Flashback {5}{G}{G} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Instant

Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, copy that spell twice instead. You may choose new targets for the copies. Flashback {3}{R}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

Choose two target creatures controlled by the same player. That player sacrifices one of them of their choice.

Artifact

{T}: Add {W}, {B}, or {G}. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant permanent Enchanted permanent has indestructible. (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy that permanent. A creature with indestructible can't be destroyed by damage.)

Instant

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.

Sorcery

Destroy X target artifacts and/or creatures. For each permanent destroyed this way, its controller reveals cards from the top of their library until an artifact or creature card is revealed and exiles that card. Those players put the exiled cards onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, target player exiles all cards from their hand face down, then draws that many cards. When this enchantment is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return the exiled cards to their owner's hand.

Creature — Ooze

Delirium — Whenever this creature attacks, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, create a 3/3 green Ooze creature token that's tapped and attacking.

Instant

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control. Each opponent gets a poison counter.

Sorcery

You draw two cards and you lose 2 life. Each opponent gets a poison counter.

Instant

Destroy target creature. You lose 2 life.

Artifact

{T}: Add {B}. {1}{B}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.

Creature — Demon

Flying, trample Skip your draw step. Whenever you play a land or cast a spell, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Enchantment

{2}, Sacrifice a nontoken permanent: Draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Dragon

This spell can't be countered. Flying, haste {R}: Inferno of the Star Mounts gets +1/+0 until end of turn. When its power becomes 20 this way, it deals 20 damage to any target.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+0. Whenever equipped creature attacks, create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and "This token can't block." (Players dealt combat damage by it also get a poison counter.) Equip {2}{W}

Artifact

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a time counter on this artifact. All creatures get +1/+0 for each time counter on this artifact. {3}: Remove a time counter from this artifact. Any player may activate this ability but only during any upkeep step.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature When this Aura enters attached to a creature, each other nontoken creature you control becomes a copy of that creature. Nontoken creatures you control enter as a copy of enchanted creature.

Creature — Human Wizard

Vigilance Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, create a 1/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.

Instant

Target creature gets +3/+2 until end of turn.

Instant

Until end of turn, target creature gains deathtouch and "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control." You gain 2 life.

Sorcery

You may pay {2}{U} rather than pay this spell's mana cost. If the {2}{U} cost was paid, you draw three cards, then an opponent creates two Treasure tokens and they scry 2. If that cost wasn't paid, you draw X cards.

Creature — Human Artificer

When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Whenever one or more artifacts you control enter, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Artifact

Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.) {1}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Return target artifact you control to its owner's hand.

Creature — Elemental

When this creature enters, destroy target artifact. Evoke {R} (You may cast this spell for its evoke cost. If you do, it's sacrificed when it enters.)

Sorcery — Lesson

Create a 2/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.

Creature — Human Ninja

Flying {3}{B}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.