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Legendary Creature — Alien Ooze

You may have It Came from Planet Glurg enter as a copy of X different creatures on the battlefield. (It has their total power, total toughness, combined mana costs, all text boxes, names, art, and so on.)

Creature — Human Druid

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Dinosaur spell or activate an ability of a Dinosaur source.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {U}{R}.

Instant

Choose one — • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}. • Izzet Charm deals 2 damage to target creature. • Draw two cards, then discard two cards.

Land — Gate

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Artifact

{T}: Add {U} or {R}. {U}{R}: Until end of turn, this artifact becomes a 2/1 blue and red Elemental artifact creature. Whenever this artifact deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Artifact

{1}, {T}: Add {U}{R}.

Creature — Human Wizard

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Haste {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature and each other creature with the same name as that creature.

Enchantment

Whenever you draw a card, you may have target player mill a card.

Creature — Fish Illusion

Flying When this creature enters, target opponent mills five cards. You may cast an instant or sorcery spell from among them without paying its mana cost.

Creature — Illusion

Flying This creature gets +4/+4 as long as an opponent has ten or more cards in their graveyard.

Legendary Planeswalker — Jace

+1: Until your next turn, whenever a creature an opponent controls attacks, it gets -1/-0 until end of turn. −2: Reveal the top three cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library in any order. −8: For each player, search that player's library for a nonland card and exile it, then that player shuffles. You may cast those cards without paying their mana costs.

Legendary Planeswalker — Jace

+1: Scry 1, then draw a card. −2: Return target creature to its owner's hand. −8: You get an emblem with "Whenever an opponent casts their first spell each turn, counter that spell."

Artifact

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile up to one target card from a graveyard. Draw a card. {1}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Add one mana of any color.

Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Villain

Trample Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value equal to Jackal's power, copy that spell, except the copy isn't legendary. Then put a +1/+1 counter on Jackal. (The copy becomes a token.)

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

At the beginning of your end step, if you control no creatures with decayed, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. (It can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.)

Creature — Frog Samurai

Bushido 2 (Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.)

Creature — Merfolk Shaman

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on another target Merfolk you control.

Creature — Human Shaman

{2}{G}: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.

Artifact

{T}: Add {G}. When you spend this mana to cast a Dragon creature spell, it enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it and gains hexproof until your next turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Creature — Merfolk Scout

When this creature enters, it explores X times. (To have it explore, reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard.)

Land — Desert

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Creature — Elf Archer

Jagged-Scar Archers's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Elves you control. {T}: This creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature with flying.

Artifact

{2}, {T}, Discard the last card you drew this turn: Draw a card.

Sorcery

Search your library for up to two creature cards and reveal them. Put one into your hand and the other into your graveyard. Then shuffle.

Legendary Creature — Zombie Elf

Jarad gets +1/+1 for each creature card in your graveyard. {1}{B}{G}, Sacrifice another creature: Each opponent loses life equal to the sacrificed creature's power. Sacrifice a Swamp and a Forest: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

When Jared Carthalion enters, target opponent becomes the monarch. You can't become the monarch this turn. If damage would be dealt to Jared Carthalion while you're the monarch, prevent that damage and put that many +1/+1 counters on it.

Creature — Zombie Cleric

Flash When this creature enters, destroy target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls that was dealt damage this turn. Foretell {1}{B} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Creature — Elf Rogue

Reach {T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact — Equipment

Flash When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. During your turn, equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has first strike. Equip {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Phyrexian Soldier

Double strike Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)

Artifact Creature — Scarecrow

{2}: Target red creature gains haste until end of turn.

Legendary Planeswalker — Jaya

+1: Add {R}{R}{R}. Spend this mana only to cast instant or sorcery spells. +1: Discard up to three cards, then draw that many cards. −8: You get an emblem with "You may cast instant and sorcery spells from your graveyard. If a spell cast this way would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead."

Legendary Planeswalker — Jaya

+1: Create a 1/1 red Monk creature token with prowess. −1: Exile the top two cards of your library. Choose one of them. You may play that card this turn. −2: Choose target creature an opponent controls. Whenever you attack this turn, Jaya deals damage equal to the number of attacking creatures to that creature. −8: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a red instant or sorcery spell, copy it twice. You may choose new targets for the copies."

Legendary Planeswalker — Jaya

If another red source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 1 to that permanent or player instead. −2: Jaya deals 2 damage to any target.

Artifact — Book

{4}, {T}: Draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Cat Warrior

Forestwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Forest.) Whenever Jedit Ojanen attacks or blocks, create a 2/2 green Cat Warrior creature token with forestwalk.

Legendary Creature — Cat Mercenary

Whenever Jedit Ojanen or another legendary creature you control enters, you may pay {G}. If you do, create a 2/2 green Cat Warrior creature token with forestwalk. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Forest.)

Legendary Creature — Cat Performer

{G}, {T}: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature with four or more legs. {1}{G}{G}, {T}: Until end of turn, all creatures able to block target creature with four or more legs do so.

Enchantment

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap those creatures. Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Artifact

{T}: Add {U}, {R}, or {W}. {U}{R}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Creature — Orc Monk

Double strike Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)

Instant

Choose one — • Put target creature on top of its owner's library. • Jeskai Charm deals 4 damage to target opponent or planeswalker. • Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain lifelink until end of turn.

Creature — Human Monk

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.