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Artifact Creature — Juggernaut

This creature attacks each combat if able. This creature can't be blocked by Walls.

Enchantment Creature — Human Monk

Lifelink Enchantment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Creature — Plant

10,000 Needles — Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +9999/+0 until end of turn.

Instant

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+2, gains flying, and becomes a Horror enchantment creature in addition to its other types.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R}, {G}, or {W}.

Legendary Creature — Human Shaman

Whenever you sacrifice a permanent, put a +1/+1 counter on Juri. When Juri dies, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Instant

Target creature deals damage to itself equal to its power.

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Legendary Creature — Elemental

When Jyoti enters, create a 1/1 green Forest Dryad land creature token for each time you've cast your commander from the command zone this game. (They're affected by summoning sickness.) At the beginning of each combat, land creatures you control get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is Jyoti's power.

Legendary Creature — Snake Wizard Sorcerer

The first face-down creature spell you cast each turn costs {3} less to cast. Whenever a face-down creature you control enters, draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Human Warlock

Whenever you commit a crime, exile up to one target black card from your graveyard and copy it. You may cast the copy. If you do, you lose 2 life. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime. Copies of permanent spells become tokens.)

Legendary Creature — Human Warlock

Other creatures get -1/-1.

Legendary Creature — Elf Druid

Whenever Kagha attacks, it gains deathtouch until end of turn. Mill two cards. (Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.) Once during each of your turns, you may play a land or cast a permanent spell from among cards in your graveyard that were put there from your library this turn.

Legendary Creature — Cat Beast

Companion — Each creature card in your starting deck is a Cat, Elemental, Nightmare, Dinosaur, or Beast card. (If this card is your chosen companion, you may put it into your hand from outside the game for {3} as a sorcery.) Vigilance Each other creature you control that's a Cat, Elemental, Nightmare, Dinosaur, or Beast gets +1/+1 and has vigilance.

Legendary Creature — Spirit

At the beginning of your end step, goad each creature your opponents control that's enchanted by an Aura you control. Put a +1/+1 counter on Kaima for each creature goaded this way. (Until your next turn, the goaded creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

Legendary Planeswalker — Kaito

Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, you may return one of them to its owner's hand. If you do, you may activate loyalty abilities of Kaito twice this turn rather than only once. +1: Up to one target creature can't attack or block until your next turn. 0: Draw a card. −2: Create a 2/2 colorless Drone artifact creature token with deathtouch and "When this token leaves the battlefield, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life."

Sorcery

Target player discards two cards. Ninjas and Rogues you control gain menace until end of turn. (They can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Legendary Creature — Human Elf Bard

When Kalain enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Other creatures you control enter with an additional +1/+1 counter on them for each mana from a Treasure spent to cast them.

Legendary Creature — Elemental Dinosaur

Whenever you cast your first instant spell each turn, if Kalamax is tapped, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. Whenever you copy an instant spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Kalamax.

Creature — Vampire Cleric Ally

Rally — Whenever this creature or another Ally you control enters, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature — Vampire Shaman

Whenever this creature or another Vampire you control dies, you may pay {B}. If you do, target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Creature — Beast

Creature — Treefolk Warrior

Kalonian Twingrove's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Forests you control. When this creature enters, create a green Treefolk Warrior creature token with "This token's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Forests you control."

Creature — Spirit

When this creature enters, if you control an artifact and an enchantment, you draw a card and you gain 1 life.

Instant

Kami's Flare deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Kami's Flare also deals 2 damage to that permanent's controller if you control a modified creature. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I, II — For each opponent, tap up to one target creature that player controls. Goad those creatures. Until your next turn, whenever any of those creatures deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. III — Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each card in your hand and can't be blocked this turn.

Creature — Bird Soldier

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, attacking creatures with flying get +1/+1 until end of turn. Encore {5}{W} ({5}{W}, Exile this card from your graveyard: For each opponent, create a token copy that attacks that opponent this turn if able. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.)

Legendary Creature — Human Villain

Flying Whenever Kang Prime enters or attacks, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. Put two time counters on that card. If it doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend. (At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. If it's a creature, it has haste.)

Creature — Turtle Ninja

Ninjutsu {1}{G} This creature enters with a deathtouch counter on it. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a deathtouch counter from it. When you do, exile target artifact or enchantment that player controls.

Legendary Creature — Human Ninja

Sneak {2}{W}{B} (You may cast this spell for {2}{W}{B} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step. She enters tapped and attacking.) Whenever Karai deals combat damage to a player, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If her sneak cost was paid this turn, instead return that card to the battlefield.

Creature — Dragon

Flying, vigilance, trample This creature has hexproof if it hasn't dealt damage yet. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Creature — Human Druid

{T}: Add an amount of {G} equal to your devotion to green. (Each {G} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to green.)

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If it's an enchanted creature or enchantment creature, it also gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — You may sacrifice a creature. When you do, this Saga deals 3 damage to any target. II — Each player discards a card. III — Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. It gains haste until your next turn.

Creature — Zombie Wizard

{T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to foretell a card from your hand or cast an instant or sorcery spell.

Creature — Human Warrior

Cowards can't block Warriors. {1}: Choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn — • This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. • Target creature becomes a Coward until end of turn. • Target Warrior gains trample until end of turn.

Creature — Human Warrior

Other Warriors you control get +1/+1.

Legendary Creature — Human Pirate

First strike, menace Whenever Kari Zev attacks, create Ragavan, a legendary 2/1 red Monkey creature token. Ragavan enters tapped and attacking. Exile that token at end of combat.

Creature — Angel Spirit

Flying, protection from black Echo {3}{W}{W} (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.) When this creature enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Legendary Planeswalker — Karn

+4: Target player exiles a card from their hand. −3: Exile target permanent. −14: Restart the game, leaving in exile all non-Aura permanent cards exiled with Karn. Then put those cards onto the battlefield under your control.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {4}, {T}: Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Legendary Planeswalker — Karn

+1: Reveal the top two cards of your library. An opponent chooses one of them. Put that card into your hand and exile the other with a silver counter on it. −1: Put a card you own with a silver counter on it from exile into your hand. −2: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control."

Legendary Artifact

Karn's Sylex enters tapped. Players can't pay life to cast spells or to activate abilities that aren't mana abilities. {X}, {T}, Exile Karn's Sylex: Destroy each nonland permanent with mana value X or less. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Elf Druid

Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.