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Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has menace. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, draw two cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard a Pirate card. Equip {2}. This ability costs {2} less to activate if you have one or fewer cards in hand.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each Plains you control and has flying.

Creature — Phyrexian Beast

This creature gets +3/+0 as long as it has three or more oil counters on it. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Whenever this creature becomes tapped, exile target card from a graveyard and put an oil counter on this creature.

Creature — Human Wizard

{B}, {T}: Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. {G}, {T}: Target creature gets +0/+1 until end of turn.

Enchantment — Aura

You may cast this spell as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step. Enchant nonblack creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — You may draw a card for each artifact you control. If you do, each opponent draws a card. II — Artifact spells you cast this turn cost {1} less to cast. III — This Saga deals X damage to target opponent, where X is the greatest mana value among artifacts you control.

Artifact — Equipment

Whenever equipped creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Goblin Rogue

{1}{R}, Sacrifice a Goblin: This creature deals 4 damage to target creature.

Enchantment

{3}{R}: You may put an artifact card from your hand onto the battlefield. That artifact gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Sorcery

Until end of turn, target creature gets +3/+3, up to one other target creature gets +2/+2, and up to one other target creature gets +1/+1. Those creatures gain vigilance until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Berserker

Haste Boast — {1}: You may change Arni's base power to 1 plus the greatest power among other creatures you control until end of turn. (Activate only if this creature attacked this turn and only once each turn.)

Legendary Creature — Human Berserker

Haste Boast — {1}: You may change Arni's base power to 1 plus the greatest power among other creatures you control until end of turn. (Activate only if this creature attacked this turn and only once each turn.)

Legendary Creature — Human Berserker

Whenever a creature you control attacks or enters attacking, you may pay {1}{R}. If you do, you may put a creature card with mana value less than that creature's mana value from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking.

Legendary Creature — Human Berserker

Whenever a creature you control attacks or enters attacking, you may pay {1}{R}. If you do, you may put a creature card with mana value less than that creature's mana value from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking.

Legendary Creature — Vampire Druid

Deathtouch Whenever a creature you control with power or toughness 1 or less dies, target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Human

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) {W}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Human

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) {W}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.

Creature — Vampire Noble

When this creature enters, if an opponent lost life this turn, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, create a Blood token for each opponent you have. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") Blood tokens you control are Equipment in addition to their other types and have "Equipped creature gets +2/+0" and equip {2}.

Sorcery

Each opponent discards two cards. If you control a Vampire, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Instant

Destroy target artifact. It can't be regenerated. Create X 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens, where X is that artifact's mana value.

Artifact Creature — Dragon

Flying {R}: Artifact creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn. Unearth {3}{R}{R} ({3}{R}{R}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Human Wizard

Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this creature, you may have this creature become a copy of target creature, except it has this ability.

Legendary Creature — Vampire Knight

Deathtouch, lifelink Other legendary creatures you control get +2/+2.

Legendary Enchantment Creature — Horror

Arvinox isn't a creature unless you control three or more permanents you don't own. At the beginning of your end step, exile the bottom card of each opponent's library face down. For as long as those cards remain exiled, you may look at them, you may cast permanent spells from among them, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast those spells.

Legendary Creature — Human Knight

Vigilance {2}{W}, {T}: Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance. {B}, {T}, Tap X untapped Knights you control: Destroy target creature with power X or less.

Creature — Human Samurai

Haste Whenever a Samurai or Warrior you control attacks alone, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each Samurai or Warrior you control.

Creature — Human Monk

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each +1/+1 counter among other creatures you control. At the beginning of your upkeep, double the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Sorcery

Return all creature and planeswalker cards with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Exile Ascend from Avernus.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I, II — Choose a creature you control. Until your next turn, all damage that would be dealt to creatures you control is dealt to that creature instead. III — Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a flying counter on it. That creature is an Angel Warrior in addition to its other types.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. Basic landcycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. Basic landcycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Creature — Archon

Flying When this creature enters or dies, exile target permanent.

Legendary Creature — Human Rebel Noble

Whenever Ashe attacks, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Sorcery

Exile two target nonartifact creatures. Ashes to Ashes deals 5 damage to you.

Legendary Planeswalker — Ashiok

Spells and abilities your opponents control can't cause their controller to search their library. −1: Target player mills four cards. Then exile each opponent's graveyard.

Legendary Planeswalker — Ashiok

+2: Draw a card. Each player mills two cards. −5: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. −11: Gain control of all creatures target opponent controls.

Enchantment

Flash When this enchantment enters, exile target spell. Your opponents can't cast spells with the same name as the exiled card. When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.

Creature — Nightmare

Whenever an enchantment you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

Kindred Instant — Elemental

Choose two — • Create a token that's a copy of target Elemental you control. • Target player draws two cards. • Ashling's Command deals 2 damage to each creature target player controls. • Target player creates two Treasure tokens.

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

Deathtouch Whenever you activate an ability of an artifact or creature that isn't a mana ability, if one or more permanents were sacrificed to activate it, you may copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy. (Sacrificing an artifact for mana to activate an ability doesn't count.)

Sorcery

You may cast this spell as though it had flash if you pay {2} more to cast it. For each creature your opponents control, create a Cursed Role token attached to that creature. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature is 1/1.)

Legendary Creature — Devil God

Binding Contract — If you would draw a card, exile the top card of your library face down instead. {B}{B}{B}: Draw seven cards. {B}: Return all cards exiled with Asmodeus to their owner's hand and you lose that much life.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

As long as you've discarded a card this turn, you may pay {B/R} to cast this spell. When Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar enters, you may search your library for a card named The Underworld Cookbook, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Sacrifice two Foods: Target creature deals 6 damage to itself.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

As long as you've discarded a card this turn, you may pay {B/R} to cast this spell. When Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar enters, you may search your library for a card named The Underworld Cookbook, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Sacrifice two Foods: Target creature deals 6 damage to itself.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

As long as you've discarded a card this turn, you may pay {B/R} to cast this spell. When Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar enters, you may search your library for a card named The Underworld Cookbook, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Sacrifice two Foods: Target creature deals 6 damage to itself.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+3 and has deathtouch. (Any amount of damage it deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

Instant

Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is your devotion to green. (Each {G} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to green.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.

Sorcery

Destroy target tapped creature.

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, attach it to up to one target creature you control. Tap all creatures target opponent controls. Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card." Equip {2}

Instant

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control an artifact and {1} less to cast if you control an enchantment. Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Enchantment

Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. {G}: Target creature with defender can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender. {2}{G}: Creatures you control get +0/+1 until end of turn.

Sorcery

Target creature gains double strike until end of turn. (It deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has haste, can't attack you or planeswalkers you control, and can't be sacrificed. At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, you may have that player gain control of equipped creature until end of turn. If you do, untap it. Equip {3}

Creature — Wolf

Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, this creature deals 3 damage to that creature and 3 damage to that creature's controller.

Instant

Counter target creature or battle spell unless its controller pays {4}. If they do, you incubate 2. (Create an Incubator token with two +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)

Instant

Exile target creature. Put X +1/+1 counters on a commander creature you control, where X is the power of the creature exiled this way.