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Sorcery

Choose two — • Create a 2/2 colorless Construct artifact creature token. • Put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control. It gains double strike until end of turn. • Search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. • You gain 2 life and scry 2.

Sorcery

Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put up to X artifact and/or creature cards with mana value 3 or less from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

Flying, haste {T}: The next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn costs {X} less to cast, where X is the number of Wizards you control as this ability resolves.

Creature — Insect

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 1 life.

Creature — Minotaur Warrior Ally

Whenever this creature or another Ally you control enters, you may put a +1/+1 counter on each Ally creature you control.

Creature — Leviathan

When this creature enters, return all other nonland permanents to their owners' hands. Unearth {6}{U} ({6}{U}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Human Soldier

You have hexproof. (You can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) Each opponent can't venture into the dungeon more than once each turn.

Instant

Counter target spell that targets a permanent you control. Draw a card.

Creature — Human Rogue Mutant

When this creature enters, you become the monarch. At the beginning of your upkeep, if you're the monarch, creatures you control can't be blocked this turn.

Creature — Elf Druid

Whenever a player taps a Mountain, Forest, or Plains for mana, that player adds one mana of any type that land produced.

Creature — Human Soldier

At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if that player controls more creatures than you, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token. At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if that player controls more lands than you, you may search your library for a basic Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature — Bird Wizard

Flying {T}, Tap two untapped Birds you control: Return target permanent to its owner's hand.

Creature — Human Cleric

Creature — Human Shaman

Enlist Whenever this creature attacks, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is this creature's power. You may exile an instant or sorcery card with mana value X or less from among them. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. You may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost.

Legendary Creature — Horse

Whenever a commander you control attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Legendary Enchantment

When Kellan Joins Up enters, you may exile a nonland card with mana value 3 or less from your hand. If you do, it becomes plotted. (You may cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost.) Whenever a legendary creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Legendary Creature — Cat Cleric

Whenever Kemba or another Cat you control enters, attach up to one target Equipment you control to that creature. Equipped creatures you control get +1/+1. {3}{W}{W}: Create a 2/2 white Cat creature token.

Legendary Creature — Cat Cleric

At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 white Cat creature token for each Equipment attached to Kemba.

Legendary Creature — Human Samurai

Bushido 1 (Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) You may pay {X} rather than pay the mana cost for Samurai spells you cast, where X is that spell's mana value.

Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Hippo

Companion — Your starting deck contains only cards with mana value 3 or greater and land cards. (If this card is your chosen companion, you may put it into your hand from outside the game for {3} as a sorcery.) When Keruga enters, draw a card for each other permanent you control with mana value 3 or greater.

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Human Artificer

{T}, Sacrifice three other artifacts and/or creatures: Look at the top three cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Creature — Human Knight

Menace {2}{R}, {T}, Exile three cards from your graveyard: Create a 3/2 red Wolf creature token.

Legendary Enchantment Creature — Nymph

Bestow {3}{G}{W}{U} (If you cast this card for its bestow cost, it's an Aura spell with enchant creature. It becomes a creature again if it's not attached.) Enchanted creature gets +4/+4. Whenever an enchanted creature or enchantment creature you control attacks, draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Beast

At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonlegendary creature card with lesser mana value, put it onto the battlefield, then put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Artifact

{T}: Add {G}, {U}, or {R}. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Artifact

{T}, Discard a card: Up to one target creature can't be blocked this turn. Whenever this artifact becomes untapped, you may pay {2}. If you do, draw a card.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, return two lands you control to their owner's hand. {T}: Add two mana of any one color.

Enchantment

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may put a quest counter on this enchantment. Remove three quest counters from this enchantment and sacrifice it: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. That creature gains haste until end of turn and can't be blocked by Walls this turn. Venture into the dungeon. (Enter the first room or advance to the next room.)

Enchantment

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) When this enchantment enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. Max speed — Sacrifice this enchantment: Creatures and Vehicles you control gain haste until end of turn.

Creature — Elemental Beast

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn.

Enchantment

Creatures you control get +X/+X, where X is the number of creatures that entered the battlefield under your control this turn. At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token.

Instant

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. (It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)