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Enchantment

Tap an untapped creature you control: This enchantment deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Creature — Human Warrior

Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this creature, this creature deals 2 damage to any target.

Sorcery

Lacerate Flesh deals 4 damage to target creature. Create a number of Blood tokens equal to the amount of excess damage dealt to that creature this way. (They're artifacts with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Legendary Creature — Human Shaman

At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 2/1 red Elemental creature token with trample and haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. {T}: Search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if five or more creatures died this turn.

Creature — Centaur Scout

Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Legendary Creature — Beast Mount

Flying Whenever Lagorin attacks while saddled, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target Mounts and/or Vehicles. Saddle 1 (Tap any number of other creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Mount becomes saddled until end of turn. Saddle only as a sorcery.)

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

When Lagrella enters, exile any number of other target creatures controlled by different players until Lagrella leaves the battlefield. When an exiled card enters under your control this way, put two +1/+1 counters on it.

Enchantment

Whenever a Human you control dies, draw a card. Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, you gain 2 life.

Creature — Wolf

{3}{R}: Target creature can't block this turn.

Enchantment Creature — Nymph

{1}, Sacrifice a creature: Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for up to three basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature — Goat Beast

When this creature enters, put target card from an opponent's graveyard on the bottom of their library. Basic landcycling {1}{W} ({1}{W}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Sorcery

All creatures get -4/-4 until end of turn.

Artifact

Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed. {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player shuffles.

Artifact

When this artifact enters, exile target card from a graveyard. {1}, {T}, Exile this artifact: Exile all cards from all graveyards, then draw a card.

Creature — Zombie

Defender Tap three untapped creatures you control: Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard.)

Instant

Target creature gets +2/-2 until end of turn.

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+1 and gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Enchantment

Whenever a permanent other than this enchantment is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, this enchantment deals 1 damage to each creature and each player. When no creatures are on the battlefield, sacrifice this enchantment.

Enchantment

At the beginning of each end step, if you put a counter on a creature this turn, this enchantment deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards. Flashback {3}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost and any additional costs. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

Lava Axe deals 5 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Sorcery

Lava Coil deals 4 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Creature — Elemental Serpent

Haste Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Sorcery — Arcane

Lava Spike deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Creature — Human Soldier

As this creature enters, choose odd or even. (Zero is even.) This creature has protection from each mana value of the chosen quality.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B} or {R}. {1}{B}{R}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 2/2 black and red Elemental creature with "{X}: This creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn." It's still a land.

Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

Protection from red When Lavinia enters, detain each nonland permanent your opponents control with mana value 4 or less. (Until your next turn, those permanents can't attack or block and their activated abilities can't be activated.)

Creature — Human Soldier

{1}, {T}: Tap target creature with mana value 2 or greater.

Sorcery

Exile target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of Plains you control. Its controller gains 3 life.

Legendary Creature — Shapeshifter

Hexproof Whenever a creature card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, you may have Lazav become a copy of that card, except its name is Lazav, Dimir Mastermind, it's legendary in addition to its other types, and it has hexproof and this ability.

Legendary Creature — Shapeshifter

When Lazav enters, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.) {X}: Lazav becomes a copy of target creature card in your graveyard with mana value X, except its name is Lazav, the Multifarious, it's legendary in addition to its other types, and it has this ability.

Sorcery

Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal any number of creature cards from among them and put the revealed cards into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Enchantment — Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) Whenever you attack, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. {2}{W}: Level 2 Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, if it had a counter on it, you gain 2 life. {3}{W}: Level 3 Whenever you cast a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Creature — Elemental Druid

{T}: Add {G}. If you control four or more creatures, add {G}{G} instead.

Creature — Human Wizard

{3}{U}, {T}: Draw a card. {X}{R}, {T}: Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control with mana value X. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +0/+1 and has ward {1}. (Whenever equipped creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {1}.) Equip {0}. Activate only once each turn.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Mill three cards, then create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") II — Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures you control. III — Draw a card if there's a creature or Lesson card in your graveyard.

Artifact Creature — Equipment Leech

Lifelink Equipped creature has lifelink. Reconfigure {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Sorcery

Target player loses all poison counters. Leeches deals that much damage to that player.

Creature — Sliver

Whenever a Sliver you control attacks, defending player loses 1 life.

Creature — Goblin Soldier

Haste Battalion — Whenever this creature and at least two other creatures attack, creatures you control gain first strike and trample until end of turn and can't be blocked by creature tokens this turn.