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Creature — Human Soldier

{1}, {T}: Tap target creature with mana value 2 or greater.

Legendary Creature — Shapeshifter

Hexproof Whenever a creature card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, you may have Lazav become a copy of that card, except its name is Lazav, Dimir Mastermind, it's legendary in addition to its other types, and it has hexproof and this ability.

Legendary Creature — Shapeshifter

When Lazav enters, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.) {X}: Lazav becomes a copy of target creature card in your graveyard with mana value X, except its name is Lazav, the Multifarious, it's legendary in addition to its other types, and it has this ability.

Artifact Creature — Myr

{T}: Add {B}.

Instant

Target player returns each commander they control from the battlefield to the command zone. Draw a card.

Enchantment — Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) Whenever you attack, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. {2}{W}: Level 2 Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, if it had a counter on it, you gain 2 life. {3}{W}: Level 3 Whenever you cast a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Sorcery

Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal any number of creature cards from among them and put the revealed cards into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Creature — Elemental Druid

{T}: Add {G}. If you control four or more creatures, add {G}{G} instead.

Creature — Human Wizard

{3}{U}, {T}: Draw a card. {X}{R}, {T}: Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control with mana value X. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +0/+1 and has ward {1}. (Whenever equipped creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {1}.) Equip {0}. Activate only once each turn.

Legendary Creature — Crocodile Mutant Rogue

Trample Leatherhead enters with a hexproof counter on her. Whenever Leatherhead deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a counter from her. When you do, destroy target artifact or enchantment that player controls.

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Mill three cards, then create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") II — Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures you control. III — Draw a card if there's a creature or Lesson card in your graveyard.

Sorcery

Target player loses all poison counters. Leeches deals that much damage to that player.

Artifact Creature — Equipment Leech

Lifelink Equipped creature has lifelink. Reconfigure {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Creature — Sliver

Whenever a Sliver you control attacks, defending player loses 1 life.

Creature — Goblin Soldier

Haste Battalion — Whenever this creature and at least two other creatures attack, creatures you control gain first strike and trample until end of turn and can't be blocked by creature tokens this turn.

Sorcery

Exile target creature an opponent controls with mana value 2 or less and all other creatures that player controls with the same name as that creature. Then that player reveals their hand and exiles all cards with that name from their hand and graveyard.

Legendary Creature — Elf Archer

Reach Whenever you cast a spell that targets Legolas, put a +1/+1 counter on Legolas. Whenever you cast a spell that targets a creature you don't control, Legolas deals damage equal to its power to up to one target creature.

Legendary Creature — Human Noble

Coven — At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature you control. Then if you control three or more creatures with different powers, draw a card.

Instant

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.) Lens Flare deals 5 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.

Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle

Sneak {W} (You may cast this spell for {W} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step. He enters tapped and attacking.) Leonardo gets +1/+0 for each other creature you control.

Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle

Sneak {3}{W}{W} (You may cast this spell for {3}{W}{W} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step. He enters tapped and attacking.) When Leonardo enters, if his sneak cost was paid, creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. {1}{W}: Leonardo gains first strike until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle Samurai

Sneak {2}{W}{W} Double strike During your turn, you may cast creature spells with power or toughness 1 or less from your graveyard. If you cast a spell this way, that creature enters with a finality counter on it. (If a creature with a finality counter on it would die, exile it instead.)

Creature — Cat Cleric

Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature — Cat Warrior

When this creature dies, exile target card from an opponent's graveyard.

Creature — Cat Cleric

When this creature enters, you may exile target artifact or enchantment. When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Creature — Cat Soldier

At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control three or more creatures, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn and you gain 1 life.

Instant

Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. It gets an additional -1/-1 until end of turn for each modified creature you controlled as you cast this spell. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Instant

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Each creature that convoked this spell connives. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.)

Sorcery

Delirium — Choose one. If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, choose one or more instead. • Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn. • Each opponent discards two cards. • Each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.

Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact

Flying Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this artifact. {2}: This artifact becomes a 1/1 Construct artifact creature until end of turn.

Enchantment

If this card is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield. If you would gain life, you gain that much life plus 1 instead. As long as you have at least 7 life more than your starting life total, creatures you control get +2/+2.

Enchantment

If this card is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield. Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, this enchantment deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Enchantment

If this card is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield. You have hexproof. (You can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Enchantment

If this card is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield. If a card would be put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

Creature — Human Druid

Partner with Lore Weaver (When this creature enters, target player may put Lore Weaver into their hand from their library, then shuffle.) {T}: Untap two target lands.

Creature — Dwarf

{R}, Sacrifice this creature: Target green creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.

Creature — Cat Bird Ox

When this creature dies, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token with lifelink, a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying, and a 2/4 white Ox creature token. For each of those tokens, you may put an Aura card from your hand and/or graveyard onto the battlefield attached to it.

Sorcery

Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Lie in Wait deals damage equal to that card's power to target creature.

Enchantment

All Forests and all Saprolings are 1/1 green Saproling creatures and Forest lands in addition to their other types. (They're affected by summoning sickness.)

Instant

You gain 4 life. If a creature died this turn, you gain 8 life instead.