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Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has lifelink. (Damage dealt by the creature also causes its controller to gain that much life.)

Creature — Zombie Guest

This creature enters tapped. When this creature dies, open an Attraction. Whenever you roll to visit your Attractions, if you roll a 6, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Sorcery

Casualty 2 (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 2 or greater. When you do, copy this spell and you may choose a new target for the copy.) Light 'Em Up deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay {5}. Lightning Axe deals 5 damage to target creature.

Instant

Lightning Helix deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life.

Creature — Elemental Horse

This spell can't be countered. This creature can't be blocked by blue creatures. {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Creature — Goblin Pirate

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. Whenever you cast a Pirate spell, untap this creature.

Creature — Elemental Skeleton

Trample, haste Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player discards two cards. At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this creature.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has trample. {2}{R}, Sacrifice this Equipment: It deals 3 damage to any target. Equip {1}

Instant

Lightning Strike deals 3 damage to any target.

Creature — Wolf

{1}{R}: This creature gains first strike until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Angel

Flying Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.) When this creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on each white creature you control.

Legendary Creature — Fox Advisor

Whenever an Aura you control enters, if you cast it, you may search your library for an Aura card with mana value less than or equal to that Aura and with a different name than each Aura you control, put that card onto the battlefield attached to Light-Paws, then shuffle.

Creature — Angel Wizard

Vigilance When this creature enters, each opponent exiles a card from their hand and may play that card for as long as it remains exiled. Each spell cast this way costs {1} more to cast. Each land played this way enters tapped.

Instant

Choose one — • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature or Vehicle. Untap it. • Return target permanent you control to its owner's hand.

Sorcery

Light Up the Night deals X damage to any target. It deals X plus 1 damage instead if that target is a creature or planeswalker. Flashback—{3}{R}, Remove X loyalty counters from among planeswalkers you control. If you cast this spell this way, X can't be 0. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

Spectacle {R} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.) Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

Legendary Creature — Human Rogue

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) Whenever you cast a multicolored instant or sorcery spell from your hand, exile that spell instead of putting it into your graveyard as it resolves. If you do, it becomes plotted. (You may cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost.)

Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana

+1: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. Mill two cards. −3: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature is a black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types. −7: Destroy all non-Zombie creatures.

Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana

+2: Put a -1/-1 counter on up to one target creature. −3: Destroy target creature with a -1/-1 counter on it. −10: Return all creature cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature — Zombie

Deathtouch Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card and you create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Creature — Shade

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a Swamp card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. {B}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature — Zombie Knight

Flash When this creature enters, draw X cards, where X is the number of creatures that died under your control this turn.

Instant

Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. If you control a Liliana planeswalker, each opponent also discards a card.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell. {U}, {T}: Surveil 2. Activate only if a Bird, Frog, Otter, or Rat entered the battlefield under your control this turn.

Sorcery

Create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying. Flashback {1}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Legendary Creature — Angel Wizard

Flying At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you have a full party, choose target nonland permanent an opponent controls. Until your next turn, it can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated. Sacrifice Linvala: Choose hexproof or indestructible. Creatures you control gain that ability until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Angel

Flying When Linvala enters, if an opponent has more life than you, you gain 5 life. When Linvala enters, if an opponent controls more creatures than you, create a 3/3 white Angel creature token with flying.

Artifact Creature — Equipment Cat

{W}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a permanent card, put a +1/+1 counter on this permanent. Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on this Equipment. Reconfigure {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Artifact

{T}: Target permanent becomes an artifact in addition to its other types until end of turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant land When this Aura enters, draw a card. Enchanted land loses all land types and abilities and has "{T}: Add {C}" and "{T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color."

Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) {2}{G}, {T}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) When this creature enters, if you control three or more creatures that share a creature type, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then scry 1.

Legendary Creature — Dragon Shaman

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is that spell's mana value. Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Instant

Choose one — • Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. • Destroy target creature.

Sorcery

Suspend 3—{2}{B}{B} Each player exiles all creature cards from their graveyard, then sacrifices all creatures they control, then puts all cards they exiled this way onto the battlefield.

Legendary Creature — Elemental Villain

Haste Whenever Living Laser attacks, for each card you've discarded this turn, create a token that's a copy of Living Laser, except the token isn't legendary. The tokens enter tapped and attacking. Exile the tokens at the beginning of the next end step.

Artifact Creature — Construct

{1}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card. Create a Sorcerer Role token attached to up to one other target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, scry 1.")

Creature — Elemental Shaman

When this creature dies, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Elemental

{1}{R}, Discard a land card: This creature deals 2 damage to any target. {G}: Return a tapped land you control to its owner's hand.

Legendary Creature — Human Knight

{1}{W}: Choose another target creature. Its controller may exile it with an aegis counter on it. {2}{W}, {T}: Return all exiled cards with aegis counters on them to the battlefield under their owners' control. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Creature — Elf Shaman

Sacrifice this creature: Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn. Activate only during your upkeep.

Token Creature — Elf Druid

{T}: Add {G}.

Creature — Spider

Reach, trample Domain — {7}{G}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. It gains "If this permanent would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else." This ability costs {1} less to activate for each basic land type among lands you control.