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Sorcery

Creatures without flying can't block this turn.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a land card. Draw two cards.

Creature — Phyrexian Warrior

Haste When this creature enters, put two oil counters on target artifact or creature you control. At the beginning of your end step, return this creature to its owner's hand unless you remove two oil counters from it.

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}. {4}, {T}: Investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U}. {U}, {T}: Put an eon counter on this land. Skip your next turn. {T}, Remove an eon counter from this land and return it to its owner's hand: Take an extra turn after this one.

Creature — Human Wizard

Whenever a nontoken creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. When a creature is put into an opponent's graveyard from the battlefield, exile this creature.

Creature — Human Wizard

{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature and another green creature: Search your library for a green creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

Other creatures you control get +1/+1. Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 white Human Warrior creature token.

Creature — Unicorn

Mutate {3}{W} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Vigilance Whenever this creature mutates, you gain 4 life.

Instant

Casualty 1 (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 1 or greater. When you do, copy this spell and you may choose a new target for the copy.) Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}.

Instant

Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. When that creature dies this turn, create a 3/2 red and white Spirit creature token.

Sorcery

Look at the top three cards of your library. You may exile a nonland card from among them. If you do, it becomes plotted. Put the rest into your hand. (You may cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost.)

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. You gain 2 life.

Creature — Vampire Cleric

When this creature enters, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of creatures in your party. (Your party consists of up to one each of Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, and Wizard.)

Sorcery

Choose target creature you control and target creature you don't control. If the creature you control entered this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Then those creatures fight each other.

Creature — Cat Warrior

Whenever this creature attacks, target attacking creature gains trample until end of turn.

Creature — Cat Warrior

When this creature enters, creatures you control get +2/+1 until end of turn.

Creature — Plant Horror

Bad Breath — When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card, loses 2 life, and exiles the top three cards of their library. Swampcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Swamp card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Drone

Flying, vigilance When this creature dies, draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Elephant Wizard

When Malcator enters, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token. At the beginning of your end step, if three or more artifacts entered the battlefield under your control this turn, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token.

Legendary Creature — Siren Pirate

Flying Whenever one or more Pirates you control deal damage to your opponents, you create a Treasure token for each opponent dealt damage. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Legendary Creature — Siren Pirate

Flying, haste Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Artifact — Equipment

This Equipment enters with a soul counter on it. Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each soul counter on this Equipment. Whenever equipped creature dies, put a soul counter on this Equipment. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact Creature — Construct

Flying {2}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library. Activate only as a sorcery.

Sorcery

All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn. If a creature an opponent controls would die this turn, exile it instead.

Sorcery

All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn. If a creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Legendary Creature — Human Rogue

When Malik, Grim Manipulator enters, you and target opponent each secretly choose a creature that player controls. Then those choices are revealed, and that player sacrifices those creatures. Whenever an opponent sacrifices a creature, you create a Treasure token.

Instant

Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn. Foretell {G} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Creature — Jellyfish

When this creature enters, return target creature to its owner's hand.

Enchantment

This enchantment enters with X charge counters on it. Remove a charge counter from this enchantment: Add one mana of any color. Activate only once each turn. At the beginning of your upkeep, if this enchantment has no charge counters on it, return it to its owner's hand.

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.

Artifact Creature — Construct

{T}: Add {C}.

Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact

This artifact enters tapped. This artifact has all activated abilities of all lands on the battlefield. You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to pay the activation costs of this artifact's abilities.

Creature — Sliver

Sliver creatures you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."

Creature — Cat

Vigilance

Creature — Human Wizard

When this creature enters, each opponent mills three cards. Delirium — At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, that player mills three cards.

Sorcery

Manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

Creature — Human Wizard

When this creature enters, create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of cards in your hand.

Creature — Human Monk

Flying, vigilance, haste

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +4/+4. When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create two 2/2 green Wolf creature tokens.

Legendary Creature — Elf Faerie Noble

Flying Whenever Maralen or another Elf or Faerie you control enters, exile the top two cards of target opponent's library. Once each turn, you may cast a spell with mana value less than or equal to the number of Elves and Faeries you control from among cards exiled with Maralen this turn without paying its mana cost.

Artifact

This artifact enters tapped. {T}: Add {W}.

Creature — Giant

Creatures with power 3 or greater don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of green cards from your hand. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card exiled this way. Choose target creature with mana value less than X. Search your library for a creature card with the same name as that creature, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.