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Artifact — Spacecraft

When this Spacecraft enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 8+.) 8+ | Flying, trample

Creature — Atog

Sacrifice an artifact: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Atog

Sacrifice an Atog creature: Atogatog gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the sacrificed creature's power.

Sorcery

Destroy target artifact, battle, enchantment, or creature with flying.

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Insect

This creature enters with three oil counters on it. At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may remove an oil counter from this creature. When you do, target creature you control gains your choice of flying, vigilance, deathtouch, or lifelink until end of turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Advisor

Menace When Atris enters, target opponent looks at the top three cards of your library and separates them into a face-down pile and a face-up pile. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.

Artifact Creature — Toy

Whenever this creature attacks, you may have it get +4/+0 until end of turn. If you do, sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Creature — Kor Cleric

Whenever you gain life for the first time each turn, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token. {2}{W}: Another target Cleric gains lifelink until end of turn.

Creature — Phyrexian Kor

Flying Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or battle, transform up to one target Incubator token you control.

Creature — Human Rogue

Whenever this creature attacks, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and has trample. (It can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

Instant

Target creature gets +4/-4 until end of turn.

Creature — Merfolk Wizard

When this creature enters, look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal an instant or sorcery card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Creature — Bird

Flying Foretell {1}{U} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Legendary Creature — Human Citizen

Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. If it's a Spider, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Land

As this land enters, you may reveal a Goblin card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Instant

Destroy target enchantment. Draw a card.

Creature — Human Wizard

When this creature enters, you may return target enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.

Legendary Creature — Angel

Flying Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.) At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose up to one target creature you control. Until end of turn, that creature gets +2/+0, gains trample if it's red, and gains vigilance if it's white.

Legendary Creature — Angel

Flying, vigilance, haste Whenever Aurelia attacks for the first time each turn, untap all creatures you control. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.

Creature — Elk Beast

Mutate {5}{G} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Whenever this creature mutates, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile X permanent cards, where X is the number of times this creature has mutated. Put those permanent cards onto the battlefield.

Artifact — Book

This artifact enters with a page counter on it for each person who has signed it. {3}, {T}, Remove a page counter from this artifact: Draw a card.

Legendary Creature — Avatar

Shroud (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities.) {G}: Until end of turn, Autumn Willow can be the target of spells and abilities controlled by target player as though it didn't have shroud.

Creature — Human Monk

{T}: Add {W}.

Snow Creature — Human Wizard

{2}: Target snow land you control becomes a 4/4 Elemental creature with hexproof and haste until end of turn. It's still a land. (A creature with hexproof can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Creature — Beast

Haste When this creature enters, you may search your library for a card named Avarax, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Artifact

{5}: Exchange control of this artifact and target nonland permanent.

Creature — Dragon

Flying At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card. At the beginning of your end step, discard your hand.

Legendary Creature — Human Avatar

Whenever a player attacks, add six {R}. Until end of combat, you don't lose this mana as steps end. {R}{R}{R}: Target creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn.

Creature — Avatar

Reach, trample This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each other creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Creature — Bird Assassin

Flying As long as there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch. When this creature dies, mill two cards, then draw a card.

Token Creature — Zombie Bird Warrior

Flying

Creature — Dragon Ranger

Trample When this creature enters, you take the initiative.

Land

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) {T}: Add {C}. Max speed — {3}, {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant artifact or creature When this Aura enters, put X +1/+1 counters on enchanted permanent. As long as enchanted permanent is a creature, it has base power and toughness 1/1.

Instant

Put nine +1/+1 counters on target land you control. It becomes a legendary 0/0 Elemental creature with haste named Vitu-Ghazi. It's still a land.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't be blocked unless defending player pays {3} for each creature they control that's blocking it.

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may have two target players exchange life totals.

Creature — Human Knight

Menace Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it has fewer than four +1/+1 counters on it, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Then if it has exactly four +1/+1 counters on it, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Legendary Creature — Kor Cleric

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) {1}, Sacrifice another creature: You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness. {1}{W}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Exile target nonland permanent. Activate only if you have at least 10 life more than your starting life total.

Creature — Human Soldier

When this creature enters, detain target creature an opponent controls. (Until your next turn, that creature can't attack or block and its activated abilities can't be activated.)

Land

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {W}{U}.