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Legendary Creature — Cat Warrior

Your opponents can't cast spells during combat. Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, goad each creature that player controls. (Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

Artifact Creature — Construct

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. When this creature dies, draw a card for each +1/+1 counter on it.

Artifact Creature — Gnome

When this creature dies, you gain 1 life and draw a card. When this creature is exiled from the battlefield while you're activating a craft ability, you gain 1 life and draw a card.

Enchantment

Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to creatures you control.

Creature — Vampire Noble

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Lifelink Other Vampires you control get +1/+1. Madness {2}{B} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Creature — Orc Warrior

Deathtouch Whenever you attack, target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of attacking creatures.

Creature — Human Knight

Other Knights you control get +1/+1. {W}{U}, {T}: Tap another target creature.

Land

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Creature — Zombie Ogre

Megamorph {6}{B} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its megamorph cost and put a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Instant

Target creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn. Target creature gets +0/+3 until end of turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) Whenever enchanted creature attacks, each other creature that's attacking one of your opponents gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature — Human Shaman

{2}, Reveal X red cards from your hand, Sacrifice this creature: This creature deals X damage to each creature without flying.

Enchantment

Whenever this enchantment or another nonland permanent you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, each opponent sacrifices a permanent of their choice that shares a card type with it.

Legendary Creature — Octopus Rogue

Whenever Marvo attacks, clash with defending player. (Each clashing player reveals the top card of their library, then puts that card on their choice of the top or bottom. A player wins if their card had a greater mana value.) Whenever you win a clash, draw a card. Then you may cast a spell from your hand with mana value 8 or less without paying its mana cost.

Legendary Creature — Human Performer

Whenever a Spider you control enters, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Sorcery — Lesson

Create a 2/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying, a 3/2 red and white Spirit creature token, and a 4/4 blue and red Elemental creature token.

Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) When this creature enters, you may exile a creature card from your graveyard. If you do, exile target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.

Artifact — Equipment

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw two cards. If you do, discard a card. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact

Creatures you control are every creature type. The same is true for creature spells you control and creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield. {3}, {T}: Create a 2/2 blue Shapeshifter creature token with changeling. (It is every creature type.)

Legendary Creature — Human Assassin

Menace When Massacre Girl enters, each other creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Whenever a creature dies this turn, each creature other than Massacre Girl gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.

Creature — Elf Wizard

Each other creature you control enters with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to this creature's power and as a Mutant in addition to its other types.

Creature — Human Shaman

At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. {T}: Tap all untapped Wolf creatures you control. Each Wolf tapped this way deals damage equal to its power to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power divided as its controller chooses among any number of those Wolves.

Creature — Merfolk Wizard

Protection from red Elemental creatures you control get +1/+1. When this creature enters, create a number of 1/0 blue Elemental creature tokens equal to your devotion to blue. (Each {U} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to blue.)

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Ally

First strike Whenever Master Piandao attacks, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an Ally, Equipment, or Lesson card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Enchantment

Whenever you attack with two or more legendary creatures, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target attacking creatures. At the beginning of your end step, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, draw a card.

Creature — Dwarf Warrior

When this creature enters, you may exile a creature card from your graveyard. If you do, return target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker you don't control.

Creature — Rhino Druid

Reach Whenever a creature you control with power equal to its toughness attacks, it gains trample until end of turn.

Creature — Dwarf Artificer

Servos and Thopters you control get +1/+1. {3}{W}: Create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token.

Sorcery — Lesson

Create a 1/1 white Ally creature token. Put a +1/+1 counter on it for each creature your opponents control.

Sorcery

Target player draws 2ˣ cards. (2⁰ = 1, 2¹ = 2, 2² = 4, 2³ = 8, 2⁴ = 16, 2⁵ = 32, and so on.)

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and first strike.(It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.) Equip {2}{W}{W}

Creature — Spirit

Flying Whenever another Spirit you control enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Sacrifice this creature: Counter target instant or sorcery spell unless its controller pays {X}, where X is this creature's power.

Sorcery

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains haste until end of turn. Jump-start (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile this card.)

Instant

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn.

Land

{T}: Untap target attacking creature. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by that creature this turn.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {3}, {T}, Return this land to its owner's hand: Search your library for a Gate card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. If you control ten or more Gates with different names, you win the game.

Enchantment — Aura

Flash Enchant creature When this Aura enters, if enchanted creature has toxic, that creature gains hexproof until end of turn. Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.

Legendary Creature — Insect Shaman

Flying Whenever a player sacrifices another permanent, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Legendary Creature — Halfling Knight

Whenever an enchanted creature attacks one of your opponents, it gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. Whenever an Aura you control is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, exile it. Until the end of your next turn, you may cast that card.

Legendary Creature — Human Noble Warrior

At the beginning of your end step, if there is no monarch, target opponent becomes the monarch. Whenever a creature attacks one of your opponents, if that player is the monarch, that creature gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn.

Creature — Merfolk Scout

Whenever this creature attacks, you may tap another untapped Merfolk you control. When you do, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Enchantment — Room // Enchantment — Room

Artifact Creature — Human Robot Villain

When this creature enters, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. Target creature you control connives. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.)

Artifact Creature — Robot Ninja

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token.

Artifact Creature — Robot Pilot

Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card.

Artifact Creature — Robot Jellyfish

When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.) Warp {2}{U} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Pilot or Vehicle spell. {3}, {T}: Target Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.

Artifact — Vehicle

{5}, Exile this Vehicle and four other artifact creatures and/or Vehicles you control: Create Mechtitan, a legendary 10/10 Construct artifact creature token with flying, vigilance, trample, lifelink, and haste that's all colors. When that token leaves the battlefield, return all cards exiled with this Vehicle except this card to the battlefield tapped under their owners' control. Crew 2