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Artifact — Vehicle

Flying Whenever this Vehicle becomes crewed for the first time each turn, until end of turn, this Vehicle becomes a copy of target nonlegendary creature that crewed it this turn, except it's 4/3, it's a Vehicle artifact in addition to its other types, and it has flying. Crew 1

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}. Mindswipe deals X damage to that spell's controller.

Creature — Horror

Other blue creatures you control get +1/+1. Other red creatures you control get +1/+1. {U/R}{U/R}{U/R}{U/R}: You may put a blue or red creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Instant

If it's your turn, you may sacrifice a Mountain rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Mine Collapse deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Legendary Land

Mines of Moria enters tapped unless you control a legendary creature. {T}: Add {R}. {3}{R}, {T}, Exile three cards from your graveyard: Create two Treasure tokens.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant nonland permanent Enchanted permanent is a Treasure artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color," and it loses all other abilities. (If it was a creature, it's no longer a creature.)

Enchantment — Aura

Flash Enchant creature When enchanted creature dies, return that card to the battlefield under your control.

Sorcery

You draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Creature — Human Cleric

Afterlife 2 (When this creature dies, create two 1/1 white and black Spirit creature tokens with flying.)

Instant

Counter target spell with mana value 1 or less.

Legendary Creature — Human Ranger

When Minsc enters, create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster creature token with trample and haste. {X}: Until end of turn, target creature you control has base power and toughness X/X and becomes a Giant in addition to its other types. Activate only as a sorcery.

Land — Desert

This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.

Enchantment

Creatures you control get +1/+1. Whenever you tap a land for mana, add one mana of any type that land produced.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets -3/-3.

Sorcery

Target player reveals a number of cards from their hand equal to the number of Swamps you control. You choose one of them. That player discards that card.

Legendary Creature — Vampire

Flying Whenever Mirko Vosk deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal four land cards, then puts those cards into their graveyard.

Legendary Creature — Vampire Detective

Flying, vigilance Whenever you surveil, put a +1/+1 counter on Mirko. At the beginning of your end step, you may return target creature card with power less than Mirko's from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. (If it would die, exile it instead.)

Artifact

As long as this artifact is on the battlefield, it has all activated abilities of all land cards in all graveyards.

Instant

Destroy target creature that was dealt damage this turn. Draw a card.

Enchantment

As this enchantment enters, choose Mirran or Phyrexian. • Mirran — Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Myr artifact creature token. • Phyrexian — At the beginning of your end step, draw a card, then discard a card. Then if there are fifteen or more artifact cards in your graveyard, target opponent loses the game.

Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) {X}: Until end of turn, creatures you control have base power and toughness X/X and gain all creature types.

Creature — Shapeshifter

You may have this creature enter as a copy of a creature you control.

Artifact

Whenever a creature enters, if it was cast, exile it, then return all other permanent cards exiled with this artifact to the battlefield under their owners' control.

Artifact

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. {1}: Until end of turn, this artifact becomes a copy of target creature you control of the chosen type, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.

Creature — Human Soldier

Vigilance Whenever a creature you control becomes the target of a backup ability, copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {2}{C}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy. {4}{C}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control.

Artifact Creature — Crab

Ward {3} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {3}.) Channel — {2}{U}, Discard this card: Counter target spell or ability unless its controller pays {3}.

Creature — Dragon

Flying Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell that targets only this creature, that player copies that spell for each other creature they control that the spell could target. Each copy targets a different one of those creatures.

Enchantment Creature — Chimera

Flying Whenever you cast your first spell during each opponent's turn, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. Scry 1.

Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) Flash

Instant

You may exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Change the target of target spell with a single target.

Creature — Shade

If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead. {1}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}: This land becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. {T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {2}: This land becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. {1}, {T}: Target attacking Assembly-Worker gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Instant

Choose one — • Create two 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature tokens. • Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.

Artifact

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile the top two cards of your library. Choose one of them. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. Unearth {1}{R} ({1}{R}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Artifact Creature — Assembly-Worker

Whenever you cast a historic spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a token that's a copy of this creature. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

Haste {1}, {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card. Whenever you discard one or more artifact cards, add {R}{R}. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

Permanents you control have "Ward—Sacrifice a permanent." Each artifact card in your graveyard has unearth {1}{B}{R}. ({1}{B}{R}: Return the card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Snake Ninja

Ninjutsu {2}{U} ({2}{U}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of this creature.

Creature — Hydra

This spell can't be countered. Haste, protection from blue This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.

Creature — Illusion

{U}: Counter target spell that targets this creature.