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Creature — Phyrexian Soldier

First strike During your turn, creature tokens you control get +1/+0 and have first strike. {3}{W/P}: Create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and "This token can't block." (Players dealt combat damage by it also get a poison counter. {W/P} can be paid with either {W} or 2 life.)

Instant

Target creature you control gets +0/+1 and gains hexproof until end of turn. Overload {1}{U} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Artifact — Vehicle

Trample Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this Vehicle becomes an artifact creature and gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Artifact

{1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards. Channel — {U}, Discard this card: Draw a card.

Creature — Wall

Defender When this creature enters, you may return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature — Zombie Wall

Defender Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature — Human Rogue Villain

When this creature enters, target creature you control connives. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.)

Artifact — Vehicle

This Vehicle has haste as long as you control a Mount. Whenever this Vehicle attacks, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped. Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {4}: This land becomes a 3/3 Citizen creature with vigilance until end of turn. It's still a land. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature and planeswalker you control.

Artifact — Vehicle

Flying Whenever this Vehicle becomes crewed, up to one other target Vehicle you control becomes an artifact creature until end of turn. Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Creature — Faerie Rogue

Flying Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Enchantment

You can't cast more than one spell each turn. Whenever you cast a spell, draw a card.

Creature — Goblin

Sacrifice this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.

Creature — Goblin

Sacrifice this creature: It deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets.

Instant

If an opponent controls an Island and you control a Mountain, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Destroy target artifact.

Creature — Goblin Warrior

Echo {1}{R} (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.) When this creature enters or dies, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.

Creature — Human Berserker

When this creature enters, up to X target creatures each gain intimidate and haste until end of turn, where X is your devotion to black. (A creature with intimidate can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or creatures that share a color with it. Each {B} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to black.)

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Spirit Bird

Flying Whenever you cast a historic spell, return target nonland permanent card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step. If it would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

Creature — Fungus Zombie

Undergrowth — This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature card in your graveyard. When this creature enters, return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Enchantment — Room // Enchantment — Room

Creature — Zombie Crocodile

Trample, lifelink

Enchantment

Whenever a creature you control dies, you gain 1 life and draw a card.

Creature — Insect Horror

When this creature enters, mill three cards, then put a +1/+1 counter on this creature for each creature card in your graveyard. (To mill three cards, put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Sorcery

You may cast this spell as though it had flash if you behold a Dragon as an additional cost to cast it. (To behold a Dragon, choose a Dragon you control or reveal a Dragon card from your hand.) Molten Exhale deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Legendary Creature — Elemental Villain

When Molten Man enters, search your library for a basic Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Molten Man gets +1/+1 for each Mountain you control. When Molten Man leaves the battlefield, sacrifice a land.

Creature — Hellion

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control. Trample

Creature — Avatar

Haste When this creature enters, for each opponent, gain control of up to one target creature that player controls until end of turn. Untap those creatures. They gain haste until end of turn.

Sorcery

Destroy target land. If that land was nonbasic, Molten Rain deals 2 damage to the land's controller.

Land — Island Mountain

({T}: Add {U} or {R}.) This land enters tapped.

Sorcery

Choose up to four. You may choose the same mode more than once. • Destroy target nonland permanent. • Return target nonland permanent card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Instant

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. Flashback {2}{G} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. You draw cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power, then you gain life equal to its toughness.

Legendary Creature — Lemur Bat Ally

Flying The first non-Lemur creature spell with flying you cast during each of your turns costs {1} less to cast. Whenever another creature you control with flying enters, Momo gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature — Human Monk

Haste Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)

Creature — Human Employee

When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) Once each turn, you may pay {1} to reroll one or more dice you rolled.

Enchantment — Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) The second spell you cast each turn costs {1} less to cast. {W}{U}: Level 2 When this Class becomes level 2, return up to one target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. {1}{W}{U}: Level 3 At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. For as long as it remains exiled, it has "You may cast this card from exile as long as you've cast another spell this turn."

Creature — Elf Monk

Flurry of Blows — Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Artifact — Equipment

Job select (When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and is a Monk in addition to its other types. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Enchantment

Whenever an opponent casts their second spell each turn, you create a Treasure token.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, choose a creature you control or reveal a creature card from your hand. Monstrous Emergence deals damage equal to the power of the creature you chose or the card you revealed to target creature.

Sorcery

Monstrous Onslaught deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control as you cast this spell.

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Create a Monster Role token attached to it. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has trample.)

Creature — Leech Horror

Kicker {U} (You may pay an additional {U} as you cast this spell.) As this creature enters, if it was kicked, mill four cards. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.) Monstrous War-Leech's power and toughness are each equal to the greatest mana value among cards in your graveyard.

Land

This land enters tapped unless you control a Plains. {T}: Add {W}. {2}{W}{W}, {T}: Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a historic card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

Enchantment Creature — Human Ninja

Ninjutsu {U} ({U}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card unless this creature entered this turn.

Artifact Creature — Moonfolk Wizard

Flying Whenever this creature becomes tapped, scry 1.

Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) {B}: This creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. (Any amount of damage it deals to a creature is enough to destroy that creature.)

Instant

Transform all Humans. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn by creatures other than Werewolves and Wolves. (Only double-faced cards can be transformed.)

Instant

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it's night. Moonrager's Slash deals 3 damage to any target.