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Creature — Zombie

When this creature dies, create X tapped 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens, where X is this creature's power.

Creature — Dragon

Flying Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 0/2 red Dragon Egg creature token with defender and "When this token dies, create a 2/2 red Dragon creature token with flying and '{R}: This token gets +1/+0 until end of turn.'"

Creature — Spirit

Haste At the beginning of your upkeep, if this card is in your graveyard with three or more creature cards above it, you may put this card onto the battlefield.

Creature — Spirit

Haste Shadow (This creature can block or be blocked by only creatures with shadow.) Whenever another creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {B}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature — Horror

When this creature enters, each opponent loses 1 life for each creature they control. Transmute {1}{B}{B} ({1}{B}{B}, Discard this card: Search your library for a card with the same mana value as this card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Transmute only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Eldrazi Drone

Devoid (This card has no color.) {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. Whenever you cast a colorless spell, untap this creature.

Creature — Elf Warrior

This creature doesn't untap during your untap step. Whenever you cast a green spell, you may untap this creature.

Artifact Creature — Moonfolk Rogue

Flying When this creature enters, tap target permanent.

Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {1}, {T}, Tap another untapped artifact you control: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature has shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) {U}{U}: Attach this Equipment to target creature you control. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Instant

Counter target spell. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Sorcery // Sorcery

Creature — Elemental

Flying When this creature leaves the battlefield, put target nonland permanent on top of its owner's library. Evoke {3}{U} (You may cast this spell for its evoke cost. If you do, it's sacrificed when it enters.)

Creature — Dryad

{2}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a basic Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard

Hexproof from artifacts, creatures, and enchantments When Nevinyrral enters, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token for each creature that died this turn. When Nevinyrral dies, you may pay {1}. When you do, destroy all artifacts, creatures, and enchantments.

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped Vampire you control. Gain control of target creature. Change the text of that creature by replacing all instances of one creature type with Vampire.

Instant

The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. When damage is prevented this way, New Way Forward deals that much damage to that source's controller and you draw that many cards.

Legendary Creature — Elder Dinosaur

This spell can't be countered. You have no maximum hand size. Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, draw a card. Discard three cards: Exile Nezahal. Return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Creature — Rat Samurai

This creature has deathtouch as long as you control an artifact. This creature has menace as long as you control an enchantment. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Artifact Creature — Rat Ninja

Ninjutsu {1}{B} ({1}{B}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) When this creature enters, target creature you control gains deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn.

Creature — Rat Rogue // Legendary Creature — Rat Shaman

Sorcery

Choose target creature you control. It deals damage equal to its power to each other creature. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, discard your hand and draw four cards. Flashback {5}{R}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Legendary Creature — Merfolk Scout

Whenever a creature you control explores a land card, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. Whenever a creature you control explores a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on Nicanzil.

Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon

Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Nicol Bolas unless you pay {U}{B}{R}. Whenever Nicol Bolas deals damage to an opponent, that player discards their hand.

Legendary Planeswalker — Bolas

Nicol Bolas has all loyalty abilities of all other planeswalkers on the battlefield. +1: You draw a card. Each opponent exiles a card from their hand or a permanent they control. −3: Destroy target creature or planeswalker. −8: Each opponent who doesn't control a legendary creature or planeswalker loses the game.

Legendary Planeswalker — Bolas

+3: Destroy target noncreature permanent. −2: Gain control of target creature. −9: Nicol Bolas deals 7 damage to target player or planeswalker. That player or that planeswalker's controller discards seven cards, then sacrifices seven permanents of their choice.

Creature — Human Rogue

Whenever this creature becomes tapped, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Legendary Enchantment

All creatures get -1/-1.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Foods you control have "{T}: Add {G}." {5}{G}{G}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Creatures you control get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Foods you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Sorcery

You draw two cards and lose 2 life.

Creature — Goblin Soldier

Deathtouch Mobilize 1 (Whenever this creature attacks, create a tapped and attacking 1/1 red Warrior creature token. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.) When this creature enters, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Enchantment — Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after IV.) I, II, III — Until your next turn, whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, target player mills cards equal to that spell's mana value. IV — Draw a card. If a graveyard has twenty or more cards in it, draw three cards instead.

Creature — Zombie

Blue spells and red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. {1}{B}: Regenerate this creature.

Creature — Elf Shaman

Whenever a land an opponent controls enters, that player loses 1 life. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature — Vampire

Flying, deathtouch Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Creature — Specter

Flying Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player exiles the top card of their library. You may play lands and cast spells from among cards exiled with this creature.

Creature — Faerie Rogue

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Legendary Creature — Horror

When Nihiloor enters, for each opponent, tap up to one untapped creature you control. When you do, gain control of target creature that player controls with power less than or equal to the tapped creature's power for as long as you control Nihiloor. Whenever you attack with a creature an opponent owns, you gain 2 life and that player loses 2 life.

Legendary Planeswalker — Niko

When Niko Aris enters, create X Shard tokens. (They're enchantments with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Scry 1, then draw a card.") +1: Up to one target creature you control can't be blocked this turn. Whenever that creature deals damage this turn, return it to its owner's hand. −1: Niko Aris deals 2 damage to target tapped creature for each card you've drawn this turn. −1: Create a Shard token.

Legendary Creature — Centaur Druid

You can't cast noncreature spells. Whenever you tap a land for mana, add one mana of any type that land produced.

Creature — Human Rogue

Flash Flying When this creature enters, target opponent mills two cards. (They put the top two cards of their library into their graveyard.)

Creature — Bird Rogue

Flying When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an artifact, instant, or sorcery card from it and exile that card.

Creature — Human Rogue

This creature can't be blocked if you had another Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, or Wizard enter the battlefield under your control this turn. At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you have a full party, creatures you control gain "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card" until end of turn.

Creature — Dragon Wizard

Bigby's Hand — {T}: Untap two other target permanents. Activate only as a sorcery and only once each turn.

Artifact

When this artifact enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {W}. Activate only if you control an Island. {T}: Add {U}. Activate only if you control a Plains.

Creature — Phyrexian Knight

Toxic 2 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get two poison counters.) When this creature enters, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to your hand.

Legendary Creature — Human Rogue

Menace Ward—Pay 9 life. Whenever Nine-Fingers Keene deals combat damage to a player, look at the top nine cards of your library. You may put a Gate card from among them onto the battlefield. Then if you control nine or more Gates, put the rest into your hand. Otherwise, put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.