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Enchantment

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage, you gain that much life.

Artifact

This artifact enters tapped and with three coin counters on it. {T}, Remove a coin counter from this artifact: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Legendary Creature — Human Noble

Lifelink You may cast artifact spells from your graveyard by paying 3 life in addition to paying their other costs. If you cast a spell this way, that artifact enters with a finality counter on it.

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has first strike. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Human Nomad Cleric

{W}, {T}: Put target Aura card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control attached to a creature you control.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}.

Creature — Zombie

This creature enters with five +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever a player casts a spell, remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Legendary Creature — Human Samurai

Vigilance Whenever a Samurai or Warrior you control attacks alone, you may cast target enchantment card from your graveyard this turn.

Creature — Phyrexian Knight

When this creature enters, incubate 2. (Create an Incubator token with two +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.) Whenever a permanent you control transforms into a Phyrexian, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Artifact

Whenever a creature you control dies, scry 1 and put an oil counter on this artifact. {1}, {T}, Remove two oil counters from this artifact: Draw a card.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Exile target creature you own. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return a creature card exiled with this land to the battlefield under your control. Return each other card exiled with this land to its owner's hand.

Legendary Enchantment — Shrine

When Northern Air Temple enters, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of Shrines you control. Whenever another Shrine you control enters, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {W} or {U}. {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.

Creature — Human Soldier Ally

{T}: Untap another target permanent you control. Waterbend {3}, {T}: Tap target creature an opponent controls. (While paying a waterbend cost, you can tap your artifacts and creatures to help. Each one pays for {1}.)

Creature — Dragon Spirit Avatar

Flying When this creature enters, if you cast it, you may put a card you own from outside the game into your hand.

Sorcery

Surveil 2, then draw two cards. Notion Rain deals 2 damage to you. (To surveil 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Sorcery

Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. It deals damage equal to its power to each other creature.

Creature — Dragon

Flying, haste When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to target creature an opponent controls. Warp {2}{R} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. When you do, equipped creature fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.) Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creature — Human Wizard

When this creature dies, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Plane — Duskmourn

No Way Out enters with three dread counters. You can never leave — If a player would planeswalk while this plane has dread counters, chaos ensues instead. Whenever you roll the planar die, manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.) Whenever Chaos ensures each player may turn a face-down permanent they control face-up. Remove a dread counter from this plane.

Sorcery

Creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn. Whenever a creature blocks this turn, its controller gets a poison counter.

Creature — Dragon

Flying When this creature dies, you may destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less.

Creature — Zombie

Whenever this creature or another Zombie enters, all non-Zombie creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Instant

Destroy target creature or planeswalker that's green or white. You gain 1 life.

Creature — Salamander

Deathtouch {T}: Add {G}.

Creature — Vampire Cleric

Kicker {3}{B} (You may pay an additional {3}{B} as you cast this spell.) Lifelink Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) When this creature enters, if it was kicked, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Legendary Creature — Elf Warrior

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {X}{X}. When you do, distribute X +1/+1 counters among any number of target Elves. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Creature — Dinosaur

When this creature enters, create a 3/3 green Dinosaur creature token. Forestcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Forest card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has "Whenever a creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn." When this Aura enters, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Artifact — Food

Indestructible (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy this artifact.) {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

Artifact — Vehicle

Flying, vigilance, haste Whenever this Vehicle deals combat damage to a player, look at the top card of your library. If it's a permanent card, you may put it onto the battlefield. If you don't put it onto the battlefield, put it into your hand. Crew 3

Enchantment Creature — Beast

Trample Other creatures you control have trample.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant land When this Aura enters, draw a card. Enchanted land is every basic land type in addition to its other types.

Enchantment Creature — Sheep

At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 1 life.

Enchantment Creature — Spider

Reach At the beginning of your upkeep, mill two cards. (Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.) {1}{B}{G}, Exile this creature: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

Artifact Creature — Siren Pirate

Flying, vigilance {T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell or activate an ability of an artifact source.

Artifact Creature — Scarecrow

When this creature enters, you gain 2 life. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Legendary Enchantment

When Oath of Nissa enters, look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal a creature, land, or planeswalker card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast planeswalker spells.

Creature — Human Knight

This creature enters with four +1/+1 counters on it. This creature attacks each combat if able. If damage would be dealt to this creature while it has a +1/+1 counter on it, prevent that damage and remove a +1/+1 counter from it.

Legendary Creature — Ogre Warlock

Menace Whenever Obeka deals combat damage to a player, you get that many additional upkeep steps after this phase.

Artifact

{T}: Add {U}, {B}, or {R}.

Artifact

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. Creatures you control of the chosen type get +2/+2.

Sorcery

Obliterating Bolt deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If that creature or planeswalker would die this turn, exile it instead.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, exile another target nonland permanent. When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Instant

Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. Draw a card if that creature has a +1/+1 counter on it. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy the creature.)

Creature — Eldrazi

When you cast this spell, target opponent exiles the top four cards of their library, then you may put any number of land cards that player owns from exile onto the battlefield under your control.

Sorcery

Devoid (This card has no color.) Exile target creature.

Legendary Planeswalker — Nixilis

+1: You draw a card and you lose 1 life. −3: Destroy target creature. −8: Target opponent gets an emblem with "Whenever a player draws a card, you lose 2 life."

Instant

Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Legendary Planeswalker — Nixilis

Casualty X. The copy isn't legendary and has starting loyalty X. (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power X. When you do, copy this spell. The copy becomes a token.) +1: Each opponent loses 2 life unless they discard a card. If you control a Demon or Devil, you gain 2 life. −2: Create a 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this token dies, it deals 1 damage to any target." −7: Target player draws seven cards and loses 7 life.