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Creature — Vampire Soldier

Flying This creature can't block. {R}: Target Vampire gains haste until end of turn.

Instant

Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. If it's night, that creature gets -13/-13 until end of turn instead.

Legendary Creature — Vampire Knight

Flying Whenever another creature you control enters, you may discard a card. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature, it gains haste until end of turn, and it becomes a Vampire in addition to its other types.

Creature — Human Artificer

Whenever you cast a creature spell, choose one — • Create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token. • Create a token that's a copy of target artifact token you control.

Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot

Wave Cannon — When Omega enters, for each opponent, tap up to one target nonland permanent that opponent controls. Put X stun counters on each of those permanents and you gain X life, where X is the number of nonbasic lands you control. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Creature — Octopus Advisor

{T}: Add {C}{U}. Spend this mana only to activate abilities.

Artifact

Players can't draw cards. At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player exiles the top card of their library. If it's a land card, the player puts it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, the player casts it without paying its mana cost if able.

Enchantment

Flash When this enchantment enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. {2}{B}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Scry 2.

Enchantment

Flash When this enchantment enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. {2}{G}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Scry 2.

Enchantment

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) When this enchantment enters, scry 2, then draw a card. {2}{U}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Scry 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)

Enchantment

Flash When this enchantment enters, create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens and you gain 2 life. {2}{W}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Scry 2.

Creature — Human Wizard

When this creature enters, scry 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)

Sorcery

Gravestorm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each permanent put into a graveyard from the battlefield this turn.) Target player draws a card and loses 1 life.

Enchantment

When this enchantment enters and whenever you cast a spell from your graveyard, create a 1/1 blue Bird creature token with flying and "This token can block only creatures with flying."

Enchantment

Whenever you draw a card, put a foreshadow counter on this enchantment. Remove eight foreshadow counters from this enchantment: Create an 8/8 blue Kraken creature token. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Elemental

If you would lose unspent mana, that mana becomes black instead. At the beginning of your first main phase, look at the top card of your library. You may reveal that card if it has three or more colored mana symbols in its mana cost. If you do, add three mana in any combination of its colors and put it into your hand. If you don't reveal it, put it into your hand.

Legendary Creature — Elemental

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 5/5 red and green Elemental creature token. Whenever Omnath or another Elemental you control dies, Omnath deals 3 damage to any target.

Artifact — Food

When this artifact enters, draw a card. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Creature — Human Wizard

{2}{U}, {T}: You may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand without paying its mana cost.

Creature — Plant

Delirium — Whenever this creature enters or attacks, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, distribute two +1/+1 counters among one or two target creatures. Then if there are six or more card types among cards in your graveyard, double the number of +1/+1 counters on those creatures.

Legendary Creature — Shapeshifter Noble

Whenever Omo enters or attacks, put an everything counter on each of up to one target land and up to one target creature. Each land with an everything counter on it is every land type in addition to its other types. Each nonland creature with an everything counter on it is every creature type.

Snow Enchantment — Aura

Enchant snow land you control When this Aura enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield.

Instant

Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. Put up to one other target card from your graveyard on top of your library. Exile Once and Future. Adamant — If at least three green mana was spent to cast this spell, instead return those cards to your hand and exile Once and Future.

Artifact

Whenever one or more artifacts you control leave the battlefield during your turn, create a 1/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn. {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: This artifact deals 1 damage to each opponent. You gain 1 life.

Creature — Faerie Rogue

Flying Each other Rogue creature you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card.

Enchantment

{1}{G}, Remove one or more +1/+1 counters from among creatures you control: Create an X/X green Ooze creature token, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters removed this way.

Land

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. If you spend this mana to cast your commander, it enters with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to the number of times it's been cast from the command zone this game.

Legendary Creature — Fox Samurai

Defender (This creature can't attack.) Bushido 1 (Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) {T}: The next time a source of your choice would deal damage this turn, that damage is dealt to Opal-Eye instead. {1}{W}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to Opal-Eye this turn.

Sorcery

Return all artifact and enchantment cards from all graveyards to the battlefield under their owners' control. (Auras with nothing to enchant remain in graveyards.)

Creature — Dragon

Flying When this creature enters, choose target Human or artifact an opponent controls. For as long as this creature remains on the battlefield, gain control of that permanent, it loses all abilities, and it can't attack or block.

Instant

Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.) Draw a card.

Land

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}, {G}, or {U}.

Creature — Human Wizard

When this creature enters or dies, choose one — • Draw a card, then discard a card. • Shuffle up to four target cards with mana value 3 or greater from your graveyard into your library.

Sorcery

Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn. You draw a card and gain 1 life.

Artifact

{2}, {T}: Exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. Put a brick counter on this artifact. {T}: Exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost. Activate only if there are three or more brick counters on this artifact.

Legendary Creature — Kor Cleric

Lifelink Whenever Orah or another Cleric you control dies, return target Cleric card with lesser mana value from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature — Human Shaman

{8}: This creature gets +5/+5 and gains trample until end of turn.

Creature — Ooze

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each attacking creature with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Creature — Bird Monk

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may reveal a Dragon card from your hand. Defender, flying When this creature enters, if you revealed a Dragon card or controlled a Dragon as you cast this spell, draw a card.

Artifact

{1}, {T}: Add two mana in any combination of colors. Spend this mana only to cast Dragon spells or activate abilities of Dragons. {R}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at the top seven cards of your library. You may reveal a Dragon card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Artifact

You have hexproof. (You can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) If a creature would deal damage to you, prevent 1 of that damage.

Legendary Creature — Demon

Trample Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Orca. When Orca dies, it deals damage equal to its power divided as you choose among any number of targets.

Creature — Treefolk

When this creature enters, create two Food tokens. (They're artifacts with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Basic landcycling {1}{G} ({1}{G}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Creature — Orc

{T}, Sacrifice an artifact: This creature deals 2 damage to any target.

Legendary Creature — Demon

Flying, trample When Orcus enters, choose one — • Each other creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. You lose X life. • Return up to X target creature cards with total mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. They gain haste until end of turn.

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Whenever enchanted creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Then if it has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, sacrifice this Aura. When you sacrifice this Aura, draw two cards.